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[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:
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OnBendedKnee Wrote:If not, she should be.

Doesn't Maggot have kind of a lot of facial hair?

Ant's right... poor OBK.  ::aww::

I always figured, based on the overall attitude and the propensity to enjoy killing rodents, Maggot was of the female persuasion.

There really should be a ledger board stickied to the top.
For the longest time, I thought Sinister was a woman.

The Antagonist

Nice backpedal but it fails.

C'mon, admit you fucked up, then move on.
[user=20]The Antagonist[/user] wrote:
Quote:Nice backpedal but it fails.

C'mon, admit you fucked up, then move on.

Yes, I admit I fucked up.
(I'm still a little proud I got you right though, as many didn't...)
Middle Finger Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Insomnia again. ::death::
Shit me too. I got up at 4:50. I hate that. But I unloaded the dishwasher and folded the clothes in the dryer so at least I got something done.

I you having hot thoughts about me again, causing you to stay awake!? :kiss::
You got me. I have a secret crush on you and would drop BF in a heartbeat for you. :kiss::
ramseycat Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Insomnia again. ::death::
Shit me too. I got up at 4:50. I hate that. But I unloaded the dishwasher and folded the clothes in the dryer so at least I got something done.

I you having hot thoughts about me again, causing you to stay awake!? :kiss::
You got me. I have a secret crush on you and would drop BF in a heartbeat for you. :kiss::

I guess the fact that you would drop "BF" means you think "God put me in your path." Either that on you somehow heard about the bulk case of hot chocolate mix I bought from Costco recently and my willingness to let you buy me secret lunches far away from your home.

LuMPyPussy

I can't wait to get my baklava in the mail. (((Ant)))

The Antagonist

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I can't wait to get my baklava in the mail. (((Ant)))

I just wish you could have eaten it right out of the oven instead of having it shipped. Having to store it in a tight container takes away that 'crispiness' the filo has when it's fresh.

Don't feel bad, I've got a tray of "soggy" baklava too. I am paying Dave next door with some for borrowing his lawn mower and Patty across the street smelled it and emailed me with threats of TP'ing my tree if I didn't give her some.

I'll be lucky to have three pieces left after my neighbors get through with me!

Just so you know, mine are not dripping in syrup too - You'll be able to taste it now instead of sugar water.
Middle Finger Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Insomnia again. ::death::
Shit me too. I got up at 4:50. I hate that. But I unloaded the dishwasher and folded the clothes in the dryer so at least I got something done.

I you having hot thoughts about me again, causing you to stay awake!? :kiss::
You got me. I have a secret crush on you and would drop BF in a heartbeat for you. :kiss::

I guess the fact that you would drop "BF" means you think "God put me in your path." Either that on you somehow heard about the bulk case of hot chocolate mix I bought from Costco recently and my willingness to let you buy me secret lunches far away from your home.
eh, nevermind. I am over it now. After reading how you don't like dirty talk during sex, I lost interest. I wouldn't want to offend your delicate sensabilities telling you how much I love sucking your hard cock. But then again, you don't have much to suck.
:shock:
Duchess Wrote::shock:
haha Did I shock you Duch?
It shocked me to learn that we have something in common...the sucking of rock hard cocks.
I'm thinking there is a chance that this may fall into the low class category that MF speaks of.

LuMPyPussy

Naw, he's probably fine with you doing it... but he likes acting all hoity toity with everyone else.
ramseycat Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Insomnia again. ::death::
Shit me too. I got up at 4:50. I hate that. But I unloaded the dishwasher and folded the clothes in the dryer so at least I got something done.

I you having hot thoughts about me again, causing you to stay awake!? :kiss::
You got me. I have a secret crush on you and would drop BF in a heartbeat for you. :kiss::

I guess the fact that you would drop "BF" means you think "God put me in your path." Either that on you somehow heard about the bulk case of hot chocolate mix I bought from Costco recently and my willingness to let you buy me secret lunches far away from your home.
eh, nevermind. I am over it now. After reading how you don't like dirty talk during sex, I lost interest. I wouldn't want to offend your delicate sensabilities telling you how much I love sucking your hard cock. But then again, you don't have much to suck.

I'm not surprised that you have serious reading comprehension issues. I never said that I don't like dirty talk, I said there are certain words I just don't happen to care for. Please, read a book, take a seminar, do something to improve your issue.
Duchess Wrote:I'm thinking there is a chance that this may fall into the low class category that MF speaks of.

Why would I not like hearing a female say she likes to suck hard cock? I like that.
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Naw, he's probably fine with you doing it... but he likes acting all hoity toity with everyone else.
More reading comprehension issues. This is what happens when you defend Ramsey too often. Her dopiness actually rubs off on you. Oh look, you're a victim once again. You can be happy now. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

LuMPyPussy

Middle Finger Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Naw, he's probably fine with you doing it... but he likes acting all hoity toity with everyone else.
More reading comprehension issues. This is what happens when you defend Ramsey too often. Her dopiness actually rubs off on you. Oh look, you're a victim once again. You can be happy now. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

I'm apparently not the only one since Duchess was questioning your aversion for certain words as well.

And how sad is it that you're resorting to Sinister's old insults. Are you going to start comparing others' intelligence to discarded body parts, like split ends or nail clippings?
Middle Finger Wrote:Why would I not like hearing a female say she likes to suck hard cock? I like that.
I like to suck hard cock.


Middle Finger Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:I'm thinking there is a chance that this may fall into the low class category that MF speaks of.

Why would I not like hearing a female say she likes to suck hard cock? I like that.
Because thats what you said in the Blow me thread. When I mentioned the use of theword cock during sex, you responded by saying that your wife doesn't like that gutter talk and you feel the same way. So get your story straight.
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:I'm thinking there is a chance that this may fall into the low class category that MF speaks of.

Why would I not like hearing a female say she likes to suck hard cock? I like that.
Because thats what you said in the Blow me thread. When I mentioned the use of theword cock during sex, you responded by saying that your wife doesn't like that gutter talk and you feel the same way. So get your story straight.
Thank you Sally.