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SyberBitch

(11-15-2009, 02:41 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]At least you can open your windows and get some fresh air... that's the perfect temp.

Yes, in fact I do have all of my windows open, airing out the house and getting some fresh air while spreading our germs throughout the neighborhood. ::lol::

(before anyone actually gives me crap about that statement, this is 'supposedly' not an 'airborne' virus... so there)
(11-14-2009, 05:32 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-14-2009, 12:37 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]I'm so glad this thread has turned into all-about-insurance. The subject is fascinating.

I was having more fun with the 'tell off the fucking insurance companies' aspect of it. ::bigsmile:: (for which Ramsey is our token industry rep)

Syber, you can go ahead and contunue to scuff me out because you don't pay your insurance bill. 27

SyberBitch

(11-15-2009, 04:27 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-14-2009, 05:32 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-14-2009, 12:37 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]I'm so glad this thread has turned into all-about-insurance. The subject is fascinating.

I was having more fun with the 'tell off the fucking insurance companies' aspect of it. ::bigsmile:: (for which Ramsey is our token industry rep)

Syber, you can go ahead and contunue to scuff me out because you don't pay your insurance bill. 27

::bandance:: < my nanner ain't dancin (pout)

SyberBitch

I just had a dinner that MF would appreciate!

Spaghetti with a Sweet Italian sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, black olives and garlic tomato sauce. And toasted butter garlic bread. mmmm
Juice and ginger ale with ice is nice.
(11-15-2009, 09:36 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: [ -> ]I just had a dinner that MF would appreciate!

Spaghetti with a Sweet Italian sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, black olives and garlic tomato sauce. And toasted butter garlic bread. mmmm

75

LuMPyPussy

It's really hard dragging my fat ass out of bed this morning. It doesn't help that I'm kind of dreading work today since I inherited another shop... I'm the trashman there, if someone fucks up their shop, I end up with it, clean it up and then some other employee with no interest in being at work gets it and runs it into the ground again.

Is it any wonder I'm so cranky online?
Stupid dumb faced mother fucking slacker cock sucking lazy no show mother fucker. He is next on my lazy assed fucking shit can list!!!Give a person a fucking inch they take a round the world trip. Fuckers. 36 I will enjoy kicking him to the curb. Fucker!!!

SyberBitch

(11-16-2009, 10:56 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Stupid dumb faced mother fucking slacker cock sucking lazy no show mother fucker. He is next on my lazy assed fucking shit can list!!!Give a person a fucking inch they take a round the world trip. Fuckers. 36 I will enjoy kicking him to the curb. Fucker!!!

Goodness... someone pissed off Maggot!!

(you have some nice coin listings on Ebay Maggot! Too bad I'm friggin broke right now)



I just saw Sally's new avatar & I am sick in love with that gorgeous basset hound now...75

LuMPyPussy

Cocksucker

SyberBitch

(11-16-2009, 03:44 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]


I just saw Sally's new avatar & I am sick in love with that gorgeous basset hound now...75

Doh! That is too damned cute.

And hey! I used the 'Member List' to check it! ::tongue::
(11-16-2009, 03:44 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]


I just saw Sally's new avatar & I am sick in love with that gorgeous basset hound now...75

He likes to sit up there and watch TV like a grumpy old man. He won't allow my other dogs up on the couch, thats his spot.
(11-16-2009, 03:39 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-16-2009, 10:56 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Stupid dumb faced mother fucking slacker cock sucking lazy no show mother fucker. He is next on my lazy assed fucking shit can list!!!Give a person a fucking inch they take a round the world trip. Fuckers. 36 I will enjoy kicking him to the curb. Fucker!!!

Goodness... someone pissed off Maggot!!

(you have some nice coin listings on Ebay Maggot! Too bad I'm friggin broke right now)
I should have reset my white balance but I was sick last night and tired as hell.

LuMPyPussy

Made it through my briefing yesterday without a glitch... I find it a lot easier to speak in front of 10 or less 'stranger's than an entire room filled with 40 of them. And today's a short day today since they're doing a potluck Thanksgiving meal for the building and I plan on slipping out early. Potluck during flu/H1N1 season? I think not!
(11-19-2009, 08:31 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]Made it through my briefing yesterday without a glitch... I find it a lot easier to speak in front of 10 or less 'stranger's than an entire room filled with 40 of them. And today's a short day today since they're doing a potluck Thanksgiving meal for the building and I plan on slipping out early. Potluck during flu/H1N1 season? I think not!

Did you mention MOCK when you were imagining everyone naked?

LuMPyPussy

Hold on, I thought I was supposed to go to the briefing naked. No wonder everyone was staring at me like that.

Got my flu shot today and holy shit, that mother hurt as bad as a tetanus shot. I actually bled when she pulled the needle out.

LuMPyPussy

God damn it, I can't even raise my arm above shoulder height now. Fuckers probably gave me some military experiment shot that's gonna give me bubonic swine flu plague or something.



Seek aid immediately if the site of the puncture begins to turn black.

LuMPyPussy

Yeah, I'll make sure to do that if any part of my body turns black. I better get a mirror so I can keep track of my asshole.