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(12-20-2009, 05:45 PM)twisteroo Wrote: [ -> ]Doesn't anyone just drink coffee anymore?

I can't stand flavored coffee... well, unless it's got Bailey's in it. Does that count?

(12-20-2009, 05:45 PM)twisteroo Wrote: [ -> ]Doesn't anyone just drink coffee anymore?

I do! I do! All fucking day long. Delicious coffee in my percolator and not that tepid shit from a drip machine. Sprinkle a little cinnamon in the grounds before perking and man that is good stuff.

(12-20-2009, 05:49 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-20-2009, 05:45 PM)twisteroo Wrote: [ -> ]Doesn't anyone just drink coffee anymore?

I can't stand flavored coffee... well, unless it's got Bailey's in it. Does that count?

I'm not much of a drinker anymore, and I've never tried booze in my coffee, so I don't really know.
Even when I did drink my share I always thought that putting booze in pop, OJ, juice, etc was just a good way to ruin the pop, OJ, etc.

I likes my coffee like I likes my wimmens, strong and black.

(12-20-2009, 05:45 PM)twisteroo Wrote: [ -> ]Doesn't anyone just drink coffee anymore?

I've never drunk 'just coffee'. It must have cream(creamer/milk/some-damn-kind-of-milk-like-substance) and sugar in it at least. I hate just straight coffee.

(12-20-2009, 05:45 PM)twisteroo Wrote: [ -> ]Doesn't anyone just drink coffee anymore?

Actually I drink it black with no sugar or cream. I just felt like trying something different and it about killed me.

I actually need a touch of creamer or something, usually no sugar.
I sometimes use real cream, man that shit it good, it will make bad coffee good, but it will kill you if you drink too much of it, it is like 40+ percent fat.

Enough about coffee, Mario Batali's new pasta sauce is the shit. I usually make my own, but was in a hurry and bought a couple of bottles from the grocery store. He puts that fat bastard Emeril to shame. Actually, his bottled sauce would put someones old italian grandma to shame.

(12-20-2009, 08:33 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Actually, his bottled sauce would put someones old italian grandma to shame.

You have absolutely zero qualifications to make that judgment. In fact, you insult when you issue it.

(12-20-2009, 08:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-20-2009, 08:33 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Actually, his bottled sauce would put someones old italian grandma to shame.

You have absolutely zero qualifications to make that judgment. In fact, you insult when you issue it.

Perhaps, but it makes me wanna go try the damned sauce.

Sally's half Italian or something, she might be speaking from experience.

(12-20-2009, 08:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-20-2009, 08:33 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Actually, his bottled sauce would put someones old italian grandma to shame.

You have absolutely zero qualifications to make that judgment. In fact, you insult when you issue it.

And why is that?

(12-20-2009, 09:02 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-20-2009, 08:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-20-2009, 08:33 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Actually, his bottled sauce would put someones old italian grandma to shame.

You have absolutely zero qualifications to make that judgment. In fact, you insult when you issue it.

And why is that?

Because Franks dribbles his grandma's pasta sauce all over his genitals and then masturbates while looking at the flag of Italy.

(12-20-2009, 09:00 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]Sally's half Italian or something, she might be speaking from experience.

My grandpa came here from Italy. I never met him, but I heard he was a real bastard. My mom and my aunt make really good sauce, but I can never get mine to taste the same even though they gave me the recipe.

(12-20-2009, 09:05 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-20-2009, 09:02 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-20-2009, 08:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-20-2009, 08:33 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Actually, his bottled sauce would put someones old italian grandma to shame.

You have absolutely zero qualifications to make that judgment. In fact, you insult when you issue it.

And why is that?

Because Franks dribbles his grandma's pasta sauce all over his genitals and then masturbates while looking at the flag of Italy.

Sounds just like my grandpa.

New page...

Sorry but I make the best sauce. And Zenith can prove it because I sent her a jar last year.

You can all quit arguing now.

(12-20-2009, 09:16 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: [ -> ]Sorry but I make the best sauce. And Zenith can prove it because I sent her a jar last year.

You can all quit arguing now.

Zenith hasn't been around in a while. I think you should send ME a jar, so I can vouch for you.

I made sauce once, it was pretty good. But for 99 cents that shit I buy at the store is OK too.
Aldi's sauce rocks.

(12-20-2009, 09:02 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-20-2009, 08:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-20-2009, 08:33 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Actually, his bottled sauce would put someones old italian grandma to shame.

You have absolutely zero qualifications to make that judgment. In fact, you insult when you issue it.

And why is that?

Because below are your only qualifications, if you even want to call it that:


My grandpa came here from Italy. I never met him, but I heard he was a real bastard.