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[user=181]BROTHER[/user] wrote:

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LuMPyPussy Wrote:More hypochondria... I feel like I'm right on the cusp of getting very sick... flu-like symptoms... and I'm one of those people that stays home instead of infecting everyone at the office (don't you hate those fuckers? They think they're being little troopers when in reality they're spreading their germs around like a $2 whore)... anyway, I get mouth sores before I get sick, and I've got a doozy on the roof of my mouth that's driving me fucking crazy.

But hey! My ear isn't bothering me anymore.

bosses love it.:?

My old boss got promoted and the new boss is probably going crazy with all the bullshit, so hopefully she won't 'punish' me for being sick.

LuMPyPussy Wrote:[user=181]BROTHER[/user] wrote:

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LuMPyPussy Wrote:More hypochondria... I feel like I'm right on the cusp of getting very sick... flu-like symptoms... and I'm one of those people that stays home instead of infecting everyone at the office (don't you hate those fuckers? They think they're being little troopers when in reality they're spreading their germs around like a $2 whore)... anyway, I get mouth sores before I get sick, and I've got a doozy on the roof of my mouth that's driving me fucking crazy.

But hey! My ear isn't bothering me anymore.

bosses love it.:?

My old boss got promoted and the new boss is probably going crazy with all the bullshit, so hopefully she won't 'punish' me for being sick.

Go to work wearing a mask (not a Halloween one LOL) cough and carry your antibacterial lotion, moan around that your sick.........maybe she will send you home.

Naw, I feel much better today, I'll be going in tomorrow and since I won't be hacking up lung biscuits, everyone will think I was just faking it. Little do they know what a hero I am for not spreading my germs around.

Fucking touchpad! It sent my post when I accidently brushed against it.

And now my computer is saying 'accidently' is misspelled. What the fuck, people!

Holy shit, I've been spelling that wrong all these years.

I don't care, Ima gonna keep spelling it wrong. You hear me, Boba! ::b29::

I love messing with Bi-popar people!::banana::I get them all wound up then spin them around and soon they are stomping out the door fumbling with their keys trying to unlock the car door. Then they peel out and........SMACK. Right into a telephone pole. I am nice though and will call an ambulance.

Do telephone poles still exist? I can't remember seeing one lately.

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Do telephone poles still exist? I can't remember seeing one lately.

Yes, I use them in landscaping. They kinda suck and destroy a chain saw bladebut are real cheap unless you run into them with a car.::haha::

And spit did not come out my rectum!:;beat::you disheveled nappy haired hoe!:kiss::

[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote:

Quote:And spit did not come out my rectum!:;beat:: you disheveled nappy haired hoe!:kiss::

Maybe not lately it hasn't. I've heard stories though, OH HAVE I HEARD STORIES!

LuMPyPussy Wrote:[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote:

Quote:And spit did not come out my rectum!:;beat::you disheveled nappy haired hoe!:kiss::

Maybe not lately it hasn't. I've heard stories though, OH HAVE I HEARD STORIES!

too quote BROTHER........You Lie!::lmao::

"YOU LIE!"

sally Wrote:I've also noticed that McDonalds fucked up their fries.

Well thank the gods I'm not the only person who has noticed.

They've always put too much salt on them, you can request the 'unsalted' fries and then add your own to taste. Have you noticed the 'plastic' aftertaste? I mean hell, my palate isn't THAT good.

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:In the UK McDonalds are always advertising they only use "whole cuts of beef".

A cow's arse and face is a "whole cut of beef" f.f.s.

hahahah

Yes, there is the phenomenon of 'processed' meat here in the US. I'm not sure how prevalent it is in the UK, but essentially, bits of meat are ground up together and reformed into patties, chicken 'nuggets' and things like that. It's pretty gross.

A few places actually do use 'whole cuts' of meat - which means if you break that chicken nugget open, you see an actual chunk of solid meat with the grain of the muscle visible, not processed mush with fillers and crap added to it.

Hardees and Wendys tend to be two of the better 'fast food' places IMO. Hardees fries are actual cuts of potato, for instance, instead of reformed potato mush or whatever the hell most fries are made from. Better still, some places oven bake the fries instead of deep frying them.

jackboots Wrote:well you know redglitter is another one who claims to be bipolar.

awwwww

Maggot Wrote:I just spit over the railing and it went about 3 ft before I sucked it back up. Milk and peanuts will do that to a person. I broke my record!::banana::

I'm sure that really impresses the ladies.

::bvomit::

So I'm over at Baldi's forum and several people that have posted about being unemployed and living with their parents (one in her forties) are also posting about buying a new iphone (a week after she bought another smart phone) and a Canon HG10 so he can make HD videos.

Am I missing something here? I thought my iphone and Kindle were major purchases and I had the cash to pay for them out right. How the hell do unemployed people feel they should fork out the cash for luxury items like this?

Am I just not understanding this? Are fancy cell phones and cameras now considered the equivalent of food and shelter?

Does anyone here brush their tongue? I tried it, gagged a few times and then had waves upon waves of mucous come up.

I should maybe start a new thread about all this gross stuff so you guys know to avoid it.

LuMPyPussy Wrote:So I'm over at Baldi's forum and several people that have posted about being unemployed and living with their parents (one in her forties) are also posting about buying a new iphone (a week after she bought another smart phone) and a Canon HG10 so he can make HD videos.

Am I missing something here? I thought my iphone and Kindle were major purchases and I had the cash to pay for them out right. How the hell do unemployed people feel they should fork out the cash for luxury items like this?

Am I just not understanding this? Are fancy cell phones and cameras now considered the equivalent of food and shelter?

It's the byproduct of being conditioned since childhood to neglect financial literacy while establishing unhealthy, short-term focused financial habits.

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Does anyone here brush their tongue? I tried it, gagged a few times and then had waves upon waves of mucous come up.

I should maybe start a new thread about all this gross stuff so you guys know to avoid it.

You are unbelievable with your gross fetish. That's what it is, you know. ::nuts::

I tried it a few times and don't like doing it, so I don't. It feels wrong.

I'm kinda bored. Tried watching a DVD, tried watching some online TV, tried reading a Koontz novel... nothing captures my attention for any length of time. I should've gotten some Crown Royal and gotten obnoxious online, that's usually fun. Oh well, too late now.

Hey, don't we have a long weekend in two weeks? I better hit the liquor store!