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The Antagonist

All this friggin' ABBA talk makes me want to puke. I had to erase this with a nice loud playback of Brian Eno's Here Come The Warm Jets played on the stereo full blast and NOT the computer.

OBK goddamn I hope you're busting balls with this ABBA crap.
hey, how 'bout some Muskrat Love?





















::blink::

The Antagonist

How 'bout you go shit in a hat and punch it, Luke?

Now even Eno's weird lyrics can't erase what you two got flying around in my head.
Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...





::scared::

The Antagonist

This is better - now stop it or I'll run out of music 'erasers'!
somehow I doubt that

Well, woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand.
Whose wine? What wine? Where the hell did I dine?
Must have been a dream I don't believe where I've been.
Come on, let's do it again.

Do you...you, feel like I do?
How'd ya feel?
Do you...you, feel like I do?

My friend got busted, just the other day.
They said,"Don't walk, don't walk, don't walk away."
Drove him to a taxi, bent the boot, hid the bag.
Had to play some music, Otherwise he'd crack

Do you...you, feel like I do?
How'd ya feel?
Do you...you, feel like I...


Do you...you, feel like I do?
Yes ya do.
Do you...you, feel like I do?

Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand.
Peach top, peach tails, never fails.
Must have been a dream I don't believe where I've been.
Come on, let's do it again.

Do you...you, feel like I do?
How'd ya feel?
Do you...you, feel like I...


Do you feel like we do?
Do you feel like we do?
Oh, that's true.
Do you feel like we do?
Get back.
Do you feel..do you feel like we do?


Oh baby do you feel?
Oh baby do you feel, feel like we do?
Do you feel...do you feel...like we do?
I want to thank you.
Do you feel like we do?
That's alright, that's alright to feel you'd like,
Feel you'd like, a good time.
We'll go to bed and good night.
Good time, good time, good time, good time, good time.
Peter Frampton ~ Frampton Comes Alive......::boobs::
ooooo, ooooo

Here's another Gem....
:shock:

YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE (Debbie Boone)
So many nights I sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his song
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark but now
You've come along
You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song
Rollin' at sea, adrift on the water
Could it be finally I'm turning for home?
Finally, a chance to say hey,
I love You
Never again to be all alone
You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song
You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song
It can't be wrong
When it feels so right
'Cause You
You light up my life



The Antagonist

Shaddap Luke or I'll reach thru the computer and grab you by the eye sockets and shake you!

Duchess, yep, got it full blast, my neighbors are outside pointing at the house now. Windows are shaking and rattling. Fucking speakers are pumping out 235 watts of power on 12 woofers.
The Antagonist Wrote:Windows are shaking and rattling. Fucking speakers are pumping out 235 watts of power on 12 woofers.
As far as I'm concerned, that's the only way to listen to music...LOUD
Luke said, "ooooo oooo" ::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::

The Antagonist

Duchess Wrote:Luke said, "ooooo oooo" ::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
Luke is channeling Arnold Horshack! ::lmao::
The Carpenters, We've only just begun ::boobs::

LuMPyPussy

I stillbeltthis one out when I hear it...

[flash=320,256]http://www.youtube.com/v/aJprEyXMrIk[/flash]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJprEyXMrIk
[user=20]The Antagonist[/user] wrote:
Quote:All this friggin' ABBA talk makes me want to puke. I had to erase this with a nice loud playback of Brian Eno's Here Come The Warm Jets played on the stereo full blast and NOT the computer.

OBK goddamn I hope you're busting balls with this ABBA crap.

Ok, yes. Yes I am, maybe just a little.::haha::

(Although I do have, "Take A Chance On Me" on my iPod.)
The Antagonist Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:Luke said, "ooooo oooo" ::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
Luke is channeling Arnold Horshack! ::lmao::

I can't help it Mr. Kotter.... I just get so fucking excited when I remember all of those wonderful tunes like:

Cracklin rosie, get on board
Were gonna ride till there aint no more to go
Taking it slow
Lord, dont you know
Have made me a time with a poor mans lady

Hitchin on a twilight train
Aint nothing here that I care to take along
Maybe a song
To sing when I want
Dont need to say please to no man for a happy tune

Oh, I love my rosie child
You got the way to make me happy
You and me, we go in style
Cracklin rose, youre a
store bought woman
You make me sing like a
guitar hummin
So hang on to me, girl
Our song keeps runnin on

Play it now
Play it now, my baby

Cracklin rosie, make me a smile
Girl if it lasts for an hour, thats al right
We got all night
To set the world right
Find us a dream that dont ask no questions, yeah

Oh, I love my rosie child
You got the way to make me happy
You and me, we go in style
Cracklin rose, youre a
store-bought woman
You make me sing like a guitar hummin
So hang on to me, girl
Our song keeps runnin on

Play it now
Play it now
Play it now, my baby

Cracklin rosie, make me a smile
Girl if it lasts for an hour, thats all right
We got all night
To set the world right
Find us a dream that dont ask no question, yeah

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Duchess Wrote:
QueenBee Wrote:
Hey..you got a problem with ABBA??? ::batguy::
Yeah, as a matter of fact I do...UGH !...Throw on some Stones or a lil' Led Zeppelin...Better still, Nickelback.
**sigh** Nickelback. I love me some Chad. 7075
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I stillbeltthis one out when I hear it...




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJprEyXMrIk
Ha! I heard this on the way home today. Cranked it up and Zack was like here we go again. hahahaaaaaaaaaa!!
This new thread is turning out to be much more enjoyable than
Sinister's worn out, original one.

Three thumbs up.
::thumbs::::thumbs::::thumbs::

LuMPyPussy

OnBendedKnee Wrote:This new thread is turning out to be much more enjoyable than
Sinister's worn out, original one.

Three thumbs up.
::thumbs::::thumbs::::thumbs::
Substitute the word 'thread' with 'vagina' and that statement works amazingly well.
::lmao::