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SyberBitch

(01-06-2010, 01:01 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-06-2010, 12:51 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-06-2010, 12:43 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]Anyone who jerks off to movies in a public movie theater deserves to have their career ruined. Fucking weirdos.

Oh hell, who cares what people do in porn theaters?? It's not like they're going to offend a passing nun or some underage kid. People are THERE to see huge genitals on display, then get freaked out if someone pulls their pud? How is the pud puller more offensive than what's on the screen?

If I was in a porno theatre and some dude was choking his chicken right there and then it would be a case of "Hey weirdo!, wait till you get home!, you're ruining it for everybody!".

A question... would you have the same reaction if it were a female masturbating? Smiley_emoticons_fies

OP Wrote:They don't allow public jerking off in strip clubs or pole dancing clubs and I don't see why porno theatres should be any different.

Well, the difference *I* see, is that porn vastly different from stripping and dancing. Showing sex acts and close-ups of genitals (both male and female) creates a kind of hypocritical atmosphere when they get picky about people in the audience exposing themselves.

SyberBitch

(01-06-2010, 02:08 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Why the hell would anyone go to a porn theater anyway. What do you do in there, sit around a bunch of freaks and eat popcorn? It doesn't make any sense to me, why not just look at porn in the privacy of your own home?

I dunno... I don't get it either really.

We used to have a local drive-in that operated up until 5 or 6 years ago. After the regular movies, they would show porn. It used to be a 'big deal' to go to the 'dirty movies' and make out with your partner in the car. That was kind of kinky and fun, but it was also fairly private. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
(01-06-2010, 02:08 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Why the hell would anyone go to a porn theater anyway. What do you do in there, sit around a bunch of freaks and eat popcorn? It doesn't make any sense to me, why not just look at porn in the privacy of your own home?

That is why they achieve disgusting, career-ruining, weirdo status with me.
(01-06-2010, 02:08 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Why the hell would anyone go to a porn theater anyway. What do you do in there, sit around a bunch of freaks and eat popcorn? It doesn't make any sense to me, why not just look at porn in the privacy of your own home?

I can't stand working out at home, being around people at the gym motivates me. I'm guessing the company is part of the appeal.

Smiley_emoticons_kotz

When I was a teenager, we went to a porn theatre and flicked mayo at people. Niiiceee.
(01-06-2010, 03:16 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-06-2010, 02:08 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Why the hell would anyone go to a porn theater anyway. What do you do in there, sit around a bunch of freaks and eat popcorn? It doesn't make any sense to me, why not just look at porn in the privacy of your own home?

I dunno... I don't get it either really.

We used to have a local drive-in that operated up until 5 or 6 years ago. After the regular movies, they would show porn. It used to be a 'big deal' to go to the 'dirty movies' and make out with your partner in the car. That was kind of kinky and fun, but it was also fairly private. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin


Ahhhh.....memories of our old XXX drive in, now buried under a WalMart Super Center. My mother would kill me if she knew.....
Anyone who says that they've never jerked off in a porn theater is a goddamn liar.
::lol::

LuMPyPussy

That's the point of a porn theater for god's sake... you're not going to sit there and watch extreme sex acts and then go home two hours later to jerk off.

It's hard to understand the point of porn theaters NOW, but we didn't always have DVDs and VCRs, kiddies.

The Antagonist

I was just thinking the same thing, Lumpy. Years ago you got to see those theaters but now all you need to do is hit a peep show or two in the red light district and drop a few coins in the slot, rub one off until you run out of quarters. The mop guy takes care of the mess.

Better off just purchasing your own smut and watch in the privacy of your home and then have insanely wild sex with your partner. Smiley_emoticons_wink or by yourself if you're sans partner!

I just can't think of anyone wanting to go to a theater and even sit in the seats knowing all that spunk left behind from days and years past! Never mind the filthy, nasty peep shows! Smiley_emoticons_kotz

SyberBitch

(01-06-2010, 08:01 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]That's the point of a porn theater for god's sake... you're not going to sit there and watch extreme sex acts and then go home two hours later to jerk off.

It's hard to understand the point of porn theaters NOW, but we didn't always have DVDs and VCRs, kiddies.

Not only that, but what about people who can't really watch porn at home? Like say.. someone with a bunch of kids, or a prudie wife, or whatever?

LuMPyPussy

Yabba dabba do

LuMPyPussy

(01-06-2010, 09:49 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-06-2010, 08:01 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]That's the point of a porn theater for god's sake... you're not going to sit there and watch extreme sex acts and then go home two hours later to jerk off.

It's hard to understand the point of porn theaters NOW, but we didn't always have DVDs and VCRs, kiddies.

Not only that, but what about people who can't really watch porn at home? Like say.. someone with a bunch of kids, or a prudie wife, or whatever?

Or a closeted homosexual like Frank.
Oh please ... you wouldn't know what to do with yourself after a weekend with me.

SyberBitch

(01-06-2010, 10:04 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]Oh please ... you wouldn't know what to do with yourself after a weekend with me.

Are you saying you would fuck her silly, Frank? 113
(01-06-2010, 10:04 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]Oh please ... you wouldn't know what to do with yourself after a weekend with me.

A bath in bleach would probably be a good start.

LuMPyPussy

Stephen King's "Under The Dome" has to be the gloomiest novel I've ever read.

SyberBitch

(01-06-2010, 11:26 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]Stephen King's "Under The Dome" has to be the gloomiest novel I've ever read.

ooooh

I nearly bought that a couple of weeks ago.

I hate it when he gets all depressing though. Scary is much better.

LuMPyPussy

I wouldn't even recommend a library rental. I'm going to finish this since I've spent so much reading the damn thing, but it's a real chore. Damn it, he used to be the master at characterization but the people in this book are flatter than cardboard.

SyberBitch

(01-06-2010, 11:33 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]I wouldn't even recommend a library rental. I'm going to finish this since I've spent so much reading the damn thing, but it's a real chore. Damn it, he used to be the master at characterization but the people in this book are flatter than cardboard.

That's sad. :(
(01-06-2010, 10:04 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]you wouldn't know what to do with yourself after a weekend with me.


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