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SyberBitch

Duchess Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:I always think the same thing, "Have another cheeseburger, bitch".
And of course, that's primarily because you are constantly fantasizing about gorging yourself with cheeseburgers, I would guess. ::gigg::
You're absolutely right !...Double quarter pounder w/cheese, fries, chocolate shake...Mmmmm...Fuckin' fuck...That's the kind of crap I used to binge on & then starve myself for days on end.
Fast food is evil... I rarely do fast food, but McDonalds is permanently off my list now. I don't know what they've done, but they have RUINED their fries... they always have this aftertaste of plastic now. I swear, the first time I thought they had dropped something in the oil, but I've noticed it at other locations as well over past several months.

SyberBitch

Duchess Wrote:I volunteered to work at the Special Olympics Equestrian Event & I am very excited to be with these kids that have overcome so much to get to the place they are now in regards to them being in a competition...I am over the friggin' moon with excitment & anticipation. [Image: yahoo.gif]
That should be fun, Duch! Heck, I didn't know the Special Olympics DID equestrian events.

SyberBitch

LuMPyPussy Wrote:More hypochondria... I feel like I'm right on the cusp of getting very sick... flu-like symptoms... and I'm one of those people that stays home instead of infecting everyone at the office (don't you hate those fuckers? They think they're being little troopers when in reality they're spreading their germs around like a $2 whore)... anyway, I get mouth sores before I get sick, and I've got a doozy on the roof of my mouth that's driving me fucking crazy.

But hey! My ear isn't bothering me anymore. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
You and my ex would get along famously. Smiley_emoticons_wink

He is pretty much obsessed with the new Swine Flu stuff and the 'SECOND WAVE' which is now 'SWEEPING THE WORLD' with a '2% CFR' and whatever else... essentially 'the plague is here' end of the world stuff. He runs websites where people talk about 'prepping' and such.

It's hard to not live in a state of panic when you keep getting bombarded with all of that crap. Makes me scared to death for my son to get sick.

Hope you're not coming down with anything though, and if you are, that you're over it quickly. GOOD FOR YOU for not being one of those nasty germ spreading people. Why the hell do people think it's 'ok' to bring their obviously snotty germy disgustingly sick kids to restaurants ferchrissakes? They sit there coughing their heads off, sneezing, spraying germs everywhere. I've felt like confronting people about it more than once. Nasty self-centered bastards.
SyberBitch Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:I always think the same thing, "Have another cheeseburger, bitch".
And of course, that's primarily because you are constantly fantasizing about gorging yourself with cheeseburgers, I would guess. ::gigg::
You're absolutely right !...Double quarter pounder w/cheese, fries, chocolate shake...Mmmmm...Fuckin' fuck...That's the kind of crap I used to binge on & then starve myself for days on end.
Fast food is evil... I rarely do fast food, but McDonalds is permanently off my list now. I don't know what they've done, but they have RUINED their fries... they always have this aftertaste of plastic now. I swear, the first time I thought they had dropped something in the oil, but I've noticed it at other locations as well over past several months.

I do fast food if me and my wife are out shopping for xmas/birthday/anniversary presents, I always feelslightly queasy and guilty afterwards though. When I used to go out for serious drinking sessions with the boys I have eaten some highly questionable things like dodgy doner kebabs, curries and burgers, I'm surprisedI never got food poisoning.

LuMPyPussy

I feel guilty eating a Whopper Jr, but they sure do taste good. I usually get the grilled chicken salad at Burger King and then feel I've done my healthy eating part for the day.
I will eat chicken on the bone from KFC, but when it comes to fast foodburgers or "meat patties" I have become highly dubious.

You just know they are full of cow eyelids and rectums.
I've also noticed that McDonalds fucked up their fries. I don't know what they did, but they're different and they put way too much salt on them.

My favorite fastfood place is Checkers. They make good fish sandwiches.
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:You just know they are full of cow eyelids and rectums.
I LOVED reading that !...It will be my new mantra when the delicious smells of fat invade my nostrils...I use whatever will work to get me through the moment & that disgusting image will be so helpful...I'm so fucked up where food is concerned, I'd rather be dead than fat.

LuMPyPussy

Yeah, that's pretty fucked up.
In the UK McDonalds are always advertising they only use "whole cuts of beef".

A cow's arse and face is a "whole cut of beef" f.f.s.
The thought of eating face bothers me way more than eating ass...I really don't know what is wrong with me today...I'm all over the fuckin' place mentally.
Duchess Wrote:The thought of eating face bothers me way more than eating ass...I really don't know what is wrong with me today...I'm all over the fuckin' place mentally.

Hang in there baby ... you'll settle by nightfall. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

LuMPyPussy

The same woman that posted that the word 'fat' should be eradicated in every language just wrote this in a thread titled Obese People Have 'Severe Brain Degeneration'

Quote:Enough with the obese studies. Do they not have other, more important, studies they can do...really??

I think she just proved those researchers right.
LuMPyPussy Wrote:The same woman that posted that the word 'fat' should be eradicated in every language just wrote this in a thread titled Obese People Have 'Severe Brain Degeneration'

Quote:Enough with the obese studies. Do they not have other, more important, studies they can do...really??

I think she just proved those researchers right.
well you know redglitter is another one who claims to be bipolar.
I'm just sorta thinking outloud, if you will...I suppose if I were to mention that "crotch rot" is what Mill's wifehad beenafflicted with, that would prolly get some people pretty fuckin' upset, eh ? ::bravo::

LuMPyPussy

Oh hell yeah! Even mentioning his failing business is seen as an attack on his family.

Hahahaha!
I just spit over the railing and it went about 3 ft before I sucked it back up. Milk and peanuts will do that to a person. I broke my record!::banana::

BROTHER

jackboots Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:The same woman that posted that the word 'fat' should be eradicated in every language just wrote this in a thread titled Obese People Have 'Severe Brain Degeneration'

Quote:Enough with the obese studies. Do they not have other, more important, studies they can do...really??

I think she just proved those researchers right.
well you know redglitter is another one who claims to be bipolar.
and you're a fucking drunk x-cop that looks pretty dumpy to me. Fuck off, weirdo!

BROTHER

LuMPyPussy Wrote:More hypochondria... I feel like I'm right on the cusp of getting very sick... flu-like symptoms... and I'm one of those people that stays home instead of infecting everyone at the office (don't you hate those fuckers? They think they're being little troopers when in reality they're spreading their germs around like a $2 whore)... anyway, I get mouth sores before I get sick, and I've got a doozy on the roof of my mouth that's driving me fucking crazy.

But hey! My ear isn't bothering me anymore. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
bosses love it.:?

LuMPyPussy

[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote:
Quote:I just spit over the railing and it went about 3 ft before I sucked it back up. Milk and peanuts will do that to a person. I broke my rectum!::banana::

::lmao::