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Rumpled,tossed and mutilated, wrung out, washed and dried. Wiggley,wormey and wet..........smells like someone died.
What am I?

(01-12-2010, 10:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Rumpled,tossed and mutilated, wrung out, washed and dried. Wiggley,wormey and wet..........smells like someone died.
What am I?

Shit. Short of googling it, all I've got is my husband's socks after he exercises. I'm sure its something better, lol.

Google this! 105

(01-12-2010, 10:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Google this!

In Western culture, the finger (as in giving someone the finger), also known as the middle finger, the bird (as in flicking or flying the bird) or to flip someone off, is an obscene hand gesture, often meaning the phrase "fuck you" or "up yours". It is performed by showing the back of the hand, extending the middle finger of the hand upwards whilst bending the other fingers down into the palm.

It is identified as the digitus impudicus (impudent finger) in Ancient Roman writings[1] and reference is made to using the finger in ancient Greek comedy to insult another person. The widespread usage of the finger in many cultures is likely due to the geographical influence of the Roman Empire and Greco-Roman civilization.

Another possible origin of this gesture can be found in the first-century Mediterranean world, where extending the digitus impudicus was one of many methods used to divert the ever present threat of the evil eye.[2]

I use it as a self-defense muai-tae power point. Extending the middle finger to show hatred for anything you may say that could be really stupid or lax in the future. Plus I get to fling any smegma that happens to be in the fingernail from picking my ass. Your just lucky I am on the other side of this glass thing. Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

Dirty husband socks is not the answer.

(01-12-2010, 10:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Rumpled,tossed and mutilated, wrung out, washed and dried. Wiggley,wormey and wet..........smells like someone died.
What am I?

Sounds like the old washcloth my mom keeps next to her sink. ::lol::

(01-12-2010, 10:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Rumpled,tossed and mutilated, wrung out, washed and dried. Wiggley,wormey and wet..........smells like someone died.
What am I?

Is it cheese?

lol: smegma smells like the most pungent fish/belly button/ ass / cheese/ cock breathe most awesomely bad smell! if you dont bathe for a couple days and dont pull back your foreskin when you piss you will have a slime over you head and it will smell like fish belly button cheese ass and coffee grinds mixed together its horrible wash wash wash everyday!

(01-12-2010, 10:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Rumpled,tossed and mutilated, wrung out, washed and dried. Wiggley,wormey and wet..........smells like someone died.
What am I?

MF's body pillow?

I give, I give!!! What's the answer?

(01-13-2010, 12:17 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-12-2010, 10:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Rumpled,tossed and mutilated, wrung out, washed and dried. Wiggley,wormey and wet..........smells like someone died.
What am I?

MF's body pillow?

That's bad, Dick.

(01-12-2010, 11:50 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]lol: smegma smells like the most pungent fish/belly button/ ass / cheese/ cock breathe most awesomely bad smell! if you dont bathe for a couple days and dont pull back your foreskin when you piss you will have a slime over you head and it will smell like fish belly button cheese ass and coffee grinds mixed together its horrible wash wash wash everyday!

It's no surprise to read that you have intimate knowledge of what a dirty pecker smells like... 113

(01-12-2010, 11:18 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I use it as a self-defense muai-tae power point.

I hope any Mockers in a position to do so will contribute to any organizations on the ground to help Haiti after that earthquake. God, those poor people.

I always contribute to Doctors Without Borders and I got a "form letter" type fax from their organization last night...They need field hospitals & supplies desperately...These poor unfortunate souls have been devastated by this catastrophe...

New page...

(01-13-2010, 07:27 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I always contribute to Doctors Without Borders and I got a "form letter" type fax from their organization last night...They need field hospitals & supplies desperately...These poor unfortunate souls have been devastated by this catastrophe...

First thing I saw when I opened my laptop this morning and I got a big old case of the guilts. I think we sometimes forget how fortunate most of us are in this country.

I'm distrustful of the Red Cross after the mess they made during the New Orleans flooding but they're probably one of the best first response organizations out there. Let's just hope they don't issue any more debit/credit cards.

(01-12-2010, 11:47 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-12-2010, 10:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Rumpled,tossed and mutilated, wrung out, washed and dried. Wiggley,wormey and wet..........smells like someone died.
What am I?

Is it cheese?

Ding-a-ding-dangle..Can you feel the power?

(01-13-2010, 07:12 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]I hope any Mockers in a position to do so will contribute to any organizations on the ground to help Haiti after that earthquake. God, those poor people.

I will pray for them, i.e do fuck all.

It was God's way of punishing them for something. PERIOD.

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