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Quinton is my 4 year old neighbor and likes to knock on my door several times a day asking me to come out and smoke a cigarette while watching his skate board moves. I have to rate them between 1 and 16, it's good times.

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I just offended a chubby chaser at another forum by commenting on a photo he posted of what he thought was sexay; that I didn't think this was cute at all and would encourage pointing and laughing. He took it to mean that I hate fat people... no, I just hate stupid clothes... come on, how bad does this look to YOU? :?

Tie some fucking tethers to their limbs and they'd be perfect for the Macy's Parade...

I'd be interested in their take on Mill's TV channel ratings thread.

Can you say awkward?? Son's first football game today. The ex and his girlfriend are going. They just got back together. Everytime they break up, he calls me and wants to hang out. I of course said no. If the GF only knew what went on behind her back. Thank God I will be sitting with the other parents. And of course Boy Toy!

A lady walks into a bakery and is greeted by the clerk .......

Clerk: Good day Ma'am what can we get for you today?

Customer: "I'll have a dozen bagels please"

Clerk: I'm sorry we're all out of bagels, we won't have any until monday. Is there something else we can get for you?

Customer: I'll just look around and see if something else tickles my fancy.

Clerk: That's fine, let me know if you need any help.

A few minutes later the customer returns to the counter .....

Clerk: did you find something you'd like?

Customer: I've decided to go with a dozen bagels please.

Clerk: We're all out of bagels ma'am, but we'll have some on Monday.

Customer leaves the store and gets in her car. A few minutes later she returns and again asks for a dozen bagels....

Clerk: Ma'am, can you spell bagels?

Customer: Of course I can, B-A-G-E-L-S!

Clerk: Ma'am, you forgot the "F"!

Customer: There is no "F" in bagels!

Clerk: That's what I've been trying to tell you! There is no F'in bagels, we won't have any F'in bagels until Monday!

I love that most movies made between 1970 and 1980 did not have a bra in the wardrobe.

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I'd be interested in their take on Mill's TV channel ratings thread.

No one cared enough to debate the numbers...There were comments about Faux News in general, everything from, it's a reflection of the owner & a propaganda platform for Rupert Murdoch to, anyone who thinks cable news networks are actually informative are either completely ignorant to the facts, see no reason or they have no idea what they are talking about, to which I replied, that would be a perfect description of the klan...In the interest of full disclosure, I will say, most of the comments came from Republicans themselves...Reds outnumber blues 4-1, all the time, when my friends are gathered here.

Oops, nevermind... we posted at the same time.

Someone asked, why, if I didn't like those people, I choose to hangout there & when I saidI didn't he pointed out a post I had made just that morning. :: My Republican friends do not have the mindset that the klan has, they just don't, they are not zealots or fanatical in any fashion...We often share the same thoughts & ideas but, I would never consider myself one of them even tho my leanings are more to the right than the left.

We posted at the same time, LMPP...You'll have to go to the other page to see what they said regarding the Faux News...Someone did say that all the world loves a story & that Fox was the best at storytelling. ::gigg::

Remember when the news was just that? No chest beating, no red faces and popping veins... I miss Uncle Walter.

:shock: Holy Shit !...I got a POTD in the very heart of red insanity !

News stopped being news when anchors began putting their own spin on it & the fact that entertainment gossip is now considered news was just another nail in the coffin.

Fuck ... I got alotta shit I have to do today ... shit I don't wanna do. Don't you hate those days?

[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:

Quote::shock:  Holy Shit !...I got a POTD in the very heart of red insanity !

That probably wouldn't have happened on a weekday/night but the rest of the klan aren't usually online to vote others of their herd in to displace the valid POTD votes. ::thumbs::

::laugh:: I can hardly believe the klan didn't jump all over me & my post...The mostthat was saidwas a very quiet, "fuck it" from Mill.

Middle Finger Wrote:Fuck ... I got alotta shit I have to do today ... shit I don't wanna do. Don't you hate those days?

::aww::

My renter's insurance gets automatically charged to my debit card and for some reason, they were denied payment this month since the card is expiring in a month and I'm due a new one. That makes no sense at all but I got a huffy letter from them saying I better pay up or there'd be a ding against my credit score next month.

Fucking insurance. I should set my fucking apartment on fire just to fucking spite them... after I got all my valuables out.