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My aunt gave me this donkey flower pot for my birthday. I hid it out in the back yard behind the tree. I can send it to you Duchess if you decide notto get a real donkey.

sally Wrote:My aunt gave me this donkey flower pot for my birthday. I hid it out in the back yard behind the tree. I can send it to you Duchess if you decide notto get a real donkey.

Wow. ::laugh::

LuMPyPussy Wrote:

post it note Wrote:The door thing happens almost anytime there is more than one door. There can be six sets of double doors side by side and people will change their path and/or wait to walk though the one that someone else opens....sheeple...

Another rant of mine... I was in a very [color="red"]large ladies' restroom[/color] at work one day... there must've been 12 stalls... and I'm on one end. No one else in there but me and of course the next person to come in has to choose the fucking stall right next to me. What, you want company while you're taking a dump? :?

Is that the same as a XXL ladies' room??

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The Antagonist Wrote:

post it note Wrote:Donkeys? srysly???

SRYSLY I'm ignorant.

It's not the acronyms (which you seem to think) bothers me it's this kind of retarded spelling that makes you look moronic. Get it now?

And yes, i blow donkeys.

Srysly...that's why I do it every chance I get...further more, you're no the only one that hates on my mad verbiage and acronym skizillz...srysly...::bravo::

::aww::you go girl!

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LuMPyPussy Wrote:

post it note Wrote:The door thing happens almost anytime there is more than one door. There can be six sets of double doors side by side and people will change their path and/or wait to walk though the one that someone else opens....sheeple...

Another rant of mine... I was in a very large ladies' restroom at work one day... there must've been 12 stalls... and I'm on one end. No one else in there but me and of course the next person to come in has to choose the fucking stall right next to me. What, you want company while you're taking a dump? :?

Is that the same as a XXL ladies' room??

You should've highlighted the 'very' as well... it's more like triple X.

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The Antagonist Wrote:

post it note Wrote:Donkeys? srysly???

SRYSLY I'm ignorant.

It's not the acronyms (which you seem to think) bothers me it's this kind of retarded spelling that makes you look moronic. Get it now?

And yes, i blow donkeys.

Srysly...that's why I do it every chance I get...further more, you're no the only one that hates on my mad verbiage and acronym skizillz...srysly...::bravo::

BINGO! ::iwon::I'm gonna have to vote 4U PIN!

BROTHER Wrote:

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The Antagonist Wrote:

post it note Wrote:Donkeys? [color="orange"]srysly???[/color]

SRYSLY I'm ignorant.

It's not the acronyms (which you seem to think) bothers me it's this kind of retarded spelling that makes you look moronic. Get it now?

And yes, i blow donkeys.

Srysly...that's why I do it every chance I get...further more, you're no the only one that hates on my mad verbiage and acronym skizillz...srysly...::bravo::

BINGO! ::iwon::I'm gonna have to vote [color="red"]4U PIN[/color]!

OS,DAA!!!

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BROTHER Wrote:

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The Antagonist Wrote:

post it note Wrote:Donkeys? srysly???

SRYSLY I'm ignorant.

It's not the acronyms (which you seem to think) bothers me it's this kind of retarded spelling that makes you look moronic. Get it now?

And yes, i blow donkeys.

Srysly...that's why I do it every chance I get...further more, you're no the only one that hates on my mad verbiage and acronym skizillz...srysly...::bravo::

BINGO! ::iwon::I'm gonna have to vote 4U PIN!

OS,DAA!!!

os,blf::fuckyeah::

I've just been skimming/skipping over all these acronym posts ... I don't know what the fuck you people are talking about, nor do I care.

G4U...

HEY! I understood that one.

Yeah for you! You got mail!!!

I bought some ginko biloba capsules but I forgot where I put them.

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I bought some ginko biloba capsules but I forgot where I put them.

Clinical trials forginkgo biloba⿿s ability to prevent memory loss have found that the supplement does not prevent or delay dementia or Alzheimer⿿s disease.thatexplains a lot about you.

Duchess Wrote:Oh Fuck ~

What happened to Jesus?

This one of those "well thought out witty replies" you spoke of?



Gee, I'm gonna vote for it!

Why is it that whenever I decide to take a break, sit at my desk and eat my lunch, at least 3 people will see that as an open invite to come in, sit down and have a chat about meaningless BS.

Hard to close the door when you do not have one.

The new pixie girl in billing has a voice that makes my nether region tingle.::

:shock: I didn't think grandfathers had thoughts such as that...Perv