Mock

I meant using my own boobs to masturbate.

(02-11-2010, 04:39 PM)jackboots Wrote: [ -> ]i thought of you when i saved this photo of a black jaguar yesterday...what a stunningly beautiful creature!

Wow! I love big cats and that one is pure muscle.

(02-11-2010, 04:55 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-11-2010, 04:08 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-11-2010, 10:07 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-11-2010, 08:26 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-11-2010, 08:18 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I just gave thousands of my children their freedom this morning.:B

Good idea, I think I'll go vibrate my lady bits.

I used a set of tits. ::lol::

Mine don't hang that low.

Have you never given a titwank before?

You lie back the guy puts his dick inbetween your tits, you push and squeeze your tits around his cock and he pumps away until you have a very nice pearl necklace.

In America that's simply first base.

I love this movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eQOMIobWSo

I also love zombie movies... highly recommend "Zombieland"... Woody Harrelson is a kick in the ass.

My Mom got a new kitty on Wednesday. Someone dumped her and one of my friends found her. Mom has been wanting a new kitty and here she was. We named her Gabby because she talks all the time. Gabby is a white and gray spotted girl with 4 white paws and is about 3-4 months old. She must have some Siamese in her because she has a heart shaped face and sounds Siamese. She is a lover too and already sleeps with my Mom at night and loves to play. I have to get a pic on here. I can't believe someone just dumped her.

How does a siamese cat sound?

Kind of deep voiced and harsh... like if one of Marge Simpson's sisters was a cat. Beautiful cats, but they talk a LOT.

I would like that.....but not if it was constant.

And Gabby does talk a lot. She is such a sweetie too. My son called me this morning to tell me that she was sleeping in his lap.

n/m. Stupid post.

::wave::

Typical.

(02-15-2010, 08:23 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]Typical.

fucking one word responses, do you know the work a person goes through to read the new replies?

yours are almost always a waste of time, one word, one smilie.no content and no imagination.

there should be a fucking rule that you be banned for shit like that. fucking boring bitch.

Frank is one of the few members here that can actually make mock a tedious ordeal.

(02-15-2010, 08:35 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-15-2010, 08:23 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]Typical.

fucking one word responses, do you know the work a person goes through to read the new replies?

yours are almost always a waste of time, one word, one smilie.no content and no imagination.

there should be a fucking rule that you be banned for shit like that. fucking boring bitch.

I was using one simple word because I know some of our members who wear Mexican hats are semi-illiterate.

(02-11-2010, 04:08 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-11-2010, 10:07 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-11-2010, 08:26 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-11-2010, 08:18 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I just gave thousands of my children their freedom this morning.:B

Good idea, I think I'll go vibrate my lady bits.

I used a set of tits. ::lol::

Mine don't hang that low.

Apparently Maggot's do. ::scared::

STFU Syberpickle! And just for S&G I will post some personal info:
A: My hat size is 11.25
B: My phone# is 603-413-2340

(02-15-2010, 08:23 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]Atypical.

If you're going to make it a one-word reply, at least use the right word.

(02-15-2010, 06:31 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-15-2010, 08:23 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]Atypical.

If you're going to make it a one-word reply, at least use the right word.

Smooch.

(02-15-2010, 06:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]STFU Syberpickle! And just for S&G I will post some personal info:
A: My hat size is 11.25
B: My phone# is 603-413-2340

I bet my pickle is bigger than yours!!!
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