Mock

But......

They're Ronco products. That means they just GOTTA be good!

QueenBee Wrote:I believe the AC in my car has shit the bed. Sigh. Glad the weather is fairly cool these days.

Har! We are saved from your CFCs!

ramseycat Wrote:You don't kinow anything about me because I rarely post my true personal life here. I know better than to do that.

In a rare moment of honesty, Ramsey admits that her entire mock persona is a collection of lies. She does not really have a young hot boyfriend, or a sex life. She does not actually have a steady job, probably not even children of her own except for the roaches scuttling through her single-wide ramshackle trailer, which she believes talk to her and are 'housebroken'.

As much as Ramsey has babbled on about her so-called life, the details she has shared surely could not be true, since those hardly constitute 'rarely' being mentioned.

Duchess Wrote:I never dreamed that I would live to see the day that I would want to hurt a small, defenceless bird but, this warbling motherfucker screams, RICKY, RICKY, RICKY damn near 24/7.

Doesn't sound defenseless to me... Auditory harassment is a legitimate form of torture.

Middle Finger Wrote:Transformers 2 was pretty good, a lot of high quality action. Megan Fox got botox lips, I think.

I am loaded with garlic right now cause we went out to Italian afterward. The linguine and clam sauce is loaded with it, and I eat the chunks! I am THE GARLIC BITCH!

I love garlic, but only if it's cooked.

I had an interesting cold salad at an Italian restaurant one time, it had green beans, potatoes, black olives... several other things I can't remember, but it also had diced RAW garlic in it. WTF?

post it note Wrote:I always say "hey like you don't do it, with every step" Old women act like the don't fart just cuz they can't hear it....

Apparently this is a common issue for you?

Middle Finger Wrote:

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Oh my god, Frank actually changed his stupid avatar! :shock:

I like to throw out a curve ball once in a while. Banning the wrong person for that kind of thing is getting boring, so I thought I'd try this for a change. A little daring, I know, but besides keeping me more interesting, it gets Sally hot.

Besides... the garlic bulb kind of reminds you of your wife's ass when she bends over.

:kiss::

QueenBee Wrote:Maybe I do need a life. I am watching the 4^th of July special from DC..and am sitting here singing along with Barry Manilow singing Copacabana.

Heyyyyy Chupacabra!!

I just love that song.

Middle Finger Wrote:I have company coming over in an hour or two, and one of them is a woman that likes to sing sometimes. Not full blown songs or anything, but enough. It annoys me because she is one of those people that has a decent voice but apparently wants others to hear her and wants to impress them. I can't prove it, but I can tell. Know anyone like that? It annoys me, and when she sings I have to put effort into ignoring it, which annoys me more.

Are you saying that being around her is like being in some kind of bizarre, yet very boring musical, where people randomly and pointlessly break into song?

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Oh christ, he's gonna load up his granny panties with those things.

Why would he put earplugs in his granny's panties?

I mean ew, but ::dunno::

OnBendedKnee Wrote:Dancing? Absolutely, yessss!!

But when it time to simmer down and reflect on the day, the calming influence and thoughtful sounds of ABBA must fill that void.

You never mentioned that you were gay....

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Where's D? He hasn't posted in nearly two weeks.



Edit: goddamnit, another fucking typo! ::doh::

He's moved yet again and rarely gets time online, from what I understand.

If you see something on the news about some tragic mass murder in Michigan, possibly a crazed guy slashing people up with a sword, he might not post for a good while. Then again, he can pick up wireless I believe.

OnBendedKnee Wrote:((TRIVIA ALERT: Does anyone here know what A.B.B.A. stands for?))

Their names, I think. Though I can't remember what they are.

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Its their first names:-

Anni-frid

Bjorn

Benny

Agnetha

....

good lord, someone even dorkier than I am.

Duchess Wrote:

The Antagonist Wrote:You can safely keep her with your riding horse/s. Believe me, they will not easily bully her! In fact, it's usually the other way around.

Simply imagining her out in the field with them brings a smile to my face...I have research to do, I'm hoping their needs are much like a horses' are...I don't have a lot of free time but I have enough for one or two more animals...Cowboy isn't even here but, I can "feel" him rolling his eyes as I made that last comment...Hahaha

I've known several people who had donkeys, and even miniature donkeys. Their care is very similar to that of horses, only easier. They're not as picky about food (gastronomically picky I mean), they don't have as many health issues... the only thing I've ever noticed that you have to watch out for sometimes, is keeping the flies out of their ears, because they can get really bad about fly bites.

post it note Wrote:

The Antagonist Wrote:

post it note Wrote:Donkeys? [color="orange"]srysly???[/color]

SRYSLY I'm ignorant.

It's not the acronyms (which you seem to think) bothers me it's this kind of retarded spelling that makes you look moronic. Get it now?

And yes, i blow donkeys.

Srysly...that's why I do it every chance I get...further more, you're no the only one that hates on my mad verbiage and acronym skizillz...srysly...::bravo::

If you're the only one laughing at your halfwitticisms, are they still funny?

LuMPyPussy Wrote:

sally Wrote:My aunt gave me this donkey flower pot for my birthday. I hid it out in the back yard behind the tree. I can send it to you Duchess if you decide notto get a real donkey.

Wow. ::laugh::

That donkey looks pissed off.

BROTHER Wrote:os,blf::fuckyeah::

os, stfu... ::

[user=88]ramseycat[/user] wrote:

Quote: We need to publsih a book on Ladies Room Etiquette.

how about...

Wipe your piss off the seat before you leave the stall, you filthy disgusting white-trash cunt.