Mock

Holy shit, I put a little tiny amount of Crown in some cinnamon apple tea and I'm sweating like a fucking horse right now.

I think I'll have some more!

You're sexier than ever, Lumpy.

(12-22-2009, 02:34 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]My friend made me this gorgeous blanket/afghan for Christmas.

Very cool, Lumpy. A practical and decorative gift.

My lazy side is warring with my gluttonous side... should I bake some Red Lobster biscuits?

Do real Italians like eating @ The Olive Garden?

MF? Salmonella?

COCKSUCKER!

The cute little office girl with the perky tits and Santa hat just brought me 4 "pot" brownies, with a smile.:B

Christ, I need to move from fucking Utah!

Now I wanna slap someones bare ass!::lol::

I just got a lovely PM from Twist... and you know what? I'm not gonna tell you what he said. ::bana::

Thats OK it was probably mmmph....mmmmrgh....mmmph...

I sent an email to Pinky asking if she'd like to join Mock.

I want to skate on that pond!

(12-25-2009, 04:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I want to skate on that pond!

PRETTY! Maggot, do you ski? i hope you're all having a lovely Christmas!
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Last time I skied was about 15 yrs ago when my older Daughter was doing downhill. That was at the lame assed Pats Peak. But if I had my choice it would be Loon. I had some fun then!:B I stick to skating now but it kills my ankles when I go for the first time after that I'm Ok for the rest of the winter and they feel good.

4:38pm, this Christmas shit is almost over. I will go to bed early tonight and it will be over even sooner. Tomorrow is just plain old Saturday.

(12-25-2009, 05:30 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Last time I skied was about 15 yrs ago when my older Daughter was doing downhill. That was at the lame assed Pats Peak. But if I had my choice it would be Loon. I had some fun then!:B I stick to skating now but it kills my ankles when I go for the first time after that I'm Ok for the rest of the winter and they feel good.

Loon is the best-groomed ski area in NE! perfect for everyone.
my favorite was always Wildcat. whooooooohooooooooooooooo! if you can't break every bone in your body at Wildcat, you're not skiing fast enough! ::lol::

(12-25-2009, 05:38 PM)twisteroo Wrote: [ -> ]4:38pm, this Christmas shit is almost over. I will go to bed early tonight and it will be over even sooner. Tomorrow is just plain old Saturday.

Jesus Christ, you sound like a real barrel of laughs.

(12-26-2009, 09:54 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-25-2009, 05:38 PM)twisteroo Wrote: [ -> ]4:38pm, this Christmas shit is almost over. I will go to bed early tonight and it will be over even sooner. Tomorrow is just plain old Saturday.

Jesus Christ, you sound like a real barrel of laughs.

I'm guessing that Twister doesn't have any kids.

I didn't give two shits about christmas between the time I became an adult and the time I had my son. It's fine to have nice romantic holiday with someone you love, or to have a nice christmas dinner with family/friends, but christmas isn't really 'special' unless you have a kid to appreciate it with. At least, it hasn't been for me.