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BROTHER Wrote:
The Antagonist Wrote:Wow! Aren't you the smart one - finding a typo and ragging about it on two forums! Now don't you feel like you got me good? Congratulations.

FYI - I type over 100 wpm.... it's a given I'll make a typo every now and again. It's usually the same words too... keep watching for that. Ridiculous is one of them. My old keyboard usually drops the 'n' too.... watch for that one.

It's also cute how you teamed up with the site nut-job and help her 'get me'. You go girl!
LMAO...........The Girl Can't Take it!
She is using you as a puppet.........do not take this shit laying down!.......Take her fist out your ass and stand up for yourself!
BROTHER Wrote:
The Antagonist Wrote:Wow! Aren't you the smart one - finding a typo and ragging about it on two forums! Now don't you feel like you got me good? Congratulations.

FYI - I type over 100 wpm.... it's a given I'll make a typo every now and again. It's usually the same words too... keep watching for that. Ridiculous is one of them. My old keyboard usually drops the 'n' too.... watch for that one.

It's also cute how you teamed up with the site nut-job and help her 'get me'. You go girl!
LMAO...........The Girl Can't Take it!

You remind me of a mime, but tens times more annoying. I picture you like this...

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BROTHER

Maggot Wrote:
BROTHER Wrote:
The Antagonist Wrote:NOTHING WORTHY
She is using you as a puppet.........do not take this shit laying down!.......Take her fist out your ass and stand up for yourself!
Like this?
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Maggot Wrote:Tonight it was seafood salad wrapped in a soft shell burrito. lettuce, tomatoe all from the garden. With sweet potatoe fries cooked in peanut oil. Spinkled with freshly ground salt and pepper. The seafood consisted of scallops, lobster and scrod. I had 2 and may eat another instead of the homemade custard pie she made this afternoon with cocoa-nut shavings along the hand -made piecrust.
I wish I had someone slavin' in the kitchen for me. You are a lucky man, Maggot. ::finger::

LuMPyPussy

Terrible dream last night, I woke up crying.

BROTHER

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Terrible dream last night, I woke up crying.
:(.........::aww::

LuMPyPussy

Thank you.

I feel better now, I just masturbated. It's a miracle! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
::lmao::

LuMPyPussy

Orgasms are like Lay's Potato Chips... you can't stop at one.
Well, Jesus Christ, when they last as long as a song who in their right mind would stop at one.
Now I'm gonna be distracted with thoughts of long lasting orgasms...Long as a song is what my brain keeps screamin'.
I've heard more than a couple women say they've NEVER had one & while I don't get into a discussion about it with them, I think, you poor, sorry bitch, too bad 'bout yer luck.

BROTHER

Duchess Wrote:Now I'm gonna be distracted with thoughts of long lasting orgasms...Long as a song is what my brain keeps screamin'.
did you eat yet?
No...Too busy.
I ate a garden salad last night...Does that count ?

BROTHER

Duchess Wrote:I ate a garden salad last night...Does that count ?
I guess so........You sound hungry.Smiley_emoticons_smile
I'm ALWAYS hungry & I have warped ideas regarding food...It's the enemy ! :Diablo:

BROTHER

Duchess Wrote:I'm ALWAYS hungry & I have warped ideas regarding food...It's the enemy ! :Diablo:
What is one of your gastronomic favorites?Smiley_emoticons_smile
Duchess Wrote:I ate a garden salad last night...Does that count ?
I ate a salad IN a garden once. That should amount to something.
BROTHER Wrote:What is one of your gastronomic favorites?Smiley_emoticons_smile
Yer killing me, woman...I try NOT to think about that kinda thing...I will say this tho, when I came outta dance class a little while ago there was a dude sitting on his tailgate eating something from Mickey D's & I had a passing thought of whaling him upside his head with my handbag and running off with his burger.