I'm really..........
done.
Too much wine last night.
I'm amazed I could even feel my damn toe.
An office mate is simply wandering around the office chattering incesently about NOTHING. Just kill me now god and be done with it.
Why do you have to die? Go tell her it's annoying, say something, anything. Make a joke out of it, embarrass her.
Ask her if she has a mouse in her pocket.
It is a guy..and he just left. Sad thing...as most know, I am a support staff in this office, and the folks who work here all have disabilities....smart people. This guy is just totally annoying. He is Autistic..and just does not get it when he is being a PITA.
If I came across you in the real world I would never ever believe you were the type to hangout in MOCK...Although I suppose that would apply to most of us.
My son has a fucking stupid school project to build something with 30, specific useless items. Can't add anything to the list. The list includes random crap: 2 circles, 3 electrical components, 2 photos-one with 20 inch perimeter one of which must spin, 4 functioning rubber bands, a sight or lens, 2 buttons, a cylinder less than 10" tall with 3 languages, 4 sticks, 6 wheels, a cone, a box and on and on.
WTF????
I'm going to (eer, I mean he's going to) somehow take all that crap and build a skatepark next to a city. This much I know.
(03-21-2011, 02:53 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]My son has a fucking stupid school project to build something with 30, specific useless items. Can't add anything to the list. The list includes random crap: 2 circles, 3 electrical components, 2 photos-one with 20 inch perimeter one of which must spin, 4 functioning rubber bands, a sight or lens, 2 buttons, a cylinder less than 10" tall with 3 languages, 4 sticks, 6 wheels, a cone, a box and on and on.
WTF????
I'm going to (eer, I mean he's going to) somehow take all that crap and build a skatepark next to a city. This much I know.
I guess a Coke can has more than one language (everything is in Spanish now somewhere and tell the teacher the Kosher symbol on the can is Yiddish. hahaha)
Do the electrical components have to work? Because I would go get little solar lights/panels at radio shack. You could also cut up a string of Christmas lights and use twisted aluminum foil to hard wire them to a battery.
They probably want the motion supplied by the rubberbands being twisted then unwound, like those little model airplanes. Put a big button on the ends of the rubber bands and glue a stick to one of the buttons/circles to use for winding. Make the picture of your ass go 'round and 'round.
You live in the bay area so I'm betting it's a Rube Goldberg machine.
If you get frustrated, remember what a PITA it would be to homeschool twins...
Damn Cracker, I need you!! I'm stealing some of your ideas! Maybe I'll make a cylindrical, multi-country, embassy building or something for the city, lol. I like the battery idea too because one of the other items is a "reflective piece of material" (i.e., foil, right?). Or I guess the foil could just be considered one of the electrical components...
I have to admit, another item on there is a "lever with a fulcrum". I confess, I will have to google "fulcrum"--I have no idea what that is. And one other item is a propeller (or something that resembles a propeller) so maybe his city will include an airport...? Or maybe, I should just scrap the whole city/skatepark thing and make an airport! Yeah, with a cylindrical international terminal!! Yeah.....
Thanks!
Umm, I mean my son will do all that.
(03-21-2011, 03:56 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Damn Cracker, I need you!! I'm stealing some of your ideas! Maybe I'll make a cylindrical, multi-country, embassy building or something for the city, lol. I like the battery idea too because one of the other items is a "reflective piece of material" (i.e., foil, right?). Or I guess the foil could just be considered one of the electrical components...
I have to admit, another item on there is a "lever with a fulcrum". I confess, I will have to google "fulcrum"--I have no idea what that is. And one other item is a propeller (or something that resembles a propeller) so maybe his city will include an airport...? Or maybe, I should just scrap the whole city/skatepark thing and make an airport! Yeah, with a cylindrical international terminal!! Yeah.....
Thanks!
Umm, I mean my son will do all that.
Fulcrum is the pivot point. A teeter-totter is a lever and fulcrum. I don't suppose you need the classes of levers, but the fulcrum doesn't have to be in the middle.
Make an amusement park.
Lets get a long one and move the world.
