Mock

No, I've got straight hair.

LuMPyPussy Wrote:No, I've got straight hair.

as opposed to kinky or gay?

BROTHER Wrote:

LuMPyPussy Wrote:No, I've got straight hair.

as opposed to kinky or gay?

As opposed to "fro Michigan?".

LuMPyPussy Wrote:

BROTHER Wrote:

LuMPyPussy Wrote:No, I've got straight hair.

as opposed to kinky or gay?

As opposed to "fro Michigan?".

::blink::...................LMFAO!

Duchess Wrote:I'm not looking forward to telling my parents that I'm not staying with them or any of my brothers when I go to Florida...I'm really not.

where did that come from?:?

Duchess Wrote:Left field

how many days before Christmas?

A dropped tool will invariably roll to the center underneath a vehicle.

LKTraz Wrote:A dropped tool will invariably roll to the center underneath a vehicle.

You just realized this?

The Antagonist Wrote:

LKTraz Wrote:A dropped tool will invariably roll to the center underneath a vehicle.

You just realized this?

Nah....just passing on optimistic "Murphyisms".

Lumpy will love this...it's the cat's fault! :shock:::nuts::defense lawyers, take note!


FL man blames cat for child porn downloads


By The Associated Press

August 09, 2009
JENSEN BEACH, Fla -- Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.

jackboots Wrote:Lumpy will love this...it's the cat's fault! :shock:::nuts::defense lawyers, take note!


FL man blames cat for child porn downloads


By The Associated Press
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According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Middle Finger Wrote:Another fucked up thread title. Is it really so hard to take 2 seconds and read what you wrote before send?

Like MF wouldn't have a string of edits in his posts, if it were not for his ability to edit without having an edit tagline. ::gigg::

Maggot Wrote:This is what happens when a person eats 3-6 scoops of ice cream real fast. They get "brain freeze" and the only cure is a blow dryer on extra high hot placed between the mouth lips. Then things get a tiny bit better and everyone smiles.

I've missed Maggot and his non sequiturs.

Middle Finger Wrote:Everyone should be aware that Ramsey probably spies for Sinister in effect. In other words, she would probably report shit to her that we posted, even in Members Only.

How dare you suggest that Ramsey would be so desperate for attention and drama, that she would carry tales behind a person's back and post them on a forum where people could talk about it and make fun of the person without them being present to defend themselves!! She would never do that! ::rollseyes::

SyberBitch Wrote:

Middle Finger Wrote:Everyone should be aware that Ramsey probably spies for Sinister in effect. In other words, she would probably report shit to her that we posted, even in Members Only.

How dare you suggest that Ramsey would be so desperate for attention and drama, that she would carry tales behind a person's back and post them on a forum where people could talk about it and make fun of the person without them being present to defend themselves!! She would never do that! ::rollseyes::

You forgot to add the [/sarc] command. ::bigg::

The Antagonist Wrote:

Duchess Wrote:I have new haircut remorse.

Shit, I hope this isn't contagious! I've an appt to get mine cut tomorrow night!

Although, I don't think there has ever been a time that I actually liked a single haircut I've had.

Too bad you didn't talk to me first, I probably would have talked you out of your decision. There's no hope for me. My problem isn't the style I pick but the person who cuts it. They just can't cut curly hair properly. I wish I could take my head off, cut my hair and put it back on.

You could get one of those handy-dandy combs with an adjustable blade that supposedly let you cut your own hair! I'm sure that would look fabulous.

The Antagonist Wrote:

OnBendedKnee Wrote:Problem:
"I have new haircut remorse."

Solution:

I cannot tell you how many people actually bought that piece of shit thing and used it only to sit in MY CHAIR the very next day asking me to "fix it please".

Double the amount of morons who used this when they had some kind of affair to attend and needed to look good.

Well, they all got complete hair makeovers for their mistakes.

"But I only wanted a little trim!"

You should have come to me in the first place dipshit.

I can't see the 'Solution' in OBK's post. Is it the adjustable razor comb? Or maybe the one that works with a vacuum cleaner hose? lol - I always thought that was a hilarious idea.