Mock

Uh.....did you do him and write a letter to Penthouse about it?

I think I neglected to mention how sexy my first ex's father was.

And how you did him and wrote a letter to penthouse about it.

Shit, I'm out of wine.

(01-01-2010, 07:50 AM)twisteroo Wrote: [ -> ]Did you know that Subaru backwards is U R A Bus?

Perhaps, but forwards it spells "Hey, muthafucka! I just left your ass stuck behind in the snow!!'

I'm still out of wine.

What a MFing bad year! I just tossed my calculator.......the brandy is looking REAL FUCKING GOOD!

I wish I had some brandy.

(01-01-2010, 10:57 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]I wish I had some brandy.

I just poured you a glass......What? You are good?.........Ok, I cannot let it go to waste. This is Fucking depressing.

(12-31-2009, 07:59 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]English pronunciation for "Jaguar" as in the car... Jag-You-Are. Weirdos.

Jag-u-ar IS the correct pronunciation in Great Britain.

I still can't believe yanks say "hyun-day" instead of "hy-un-di".

Suckcocker.

If one more yokel with a snowplow on his pickup backs out in front of me I'm gonna snap.

I am not ready for the next 3 months and never have been nor do I want to be............3 months of darts and booze, poker and popcorn, doggy style and reruns............

Doggie style is always fun, not so for you?

Not when he's the bitch.

OK that cracked me up!



sorry maggot

(01-02-2010, 11:25 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-31-2009, 07:59 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]English pronunciation for "Jaguar" as in the car... Jag-You-Are. Weirdos.

Jag-u-ar IS the correct pronunciation in Great Britain.

I still can't believe yanks say "hyun-day" instead of "hy-un-di".

You mean Hyundai?

Yanks say 'HUN-day'.

I'm so tired I'm thinking about going to bed, it's 4:40pm.::dontknow::

I just read a 'blind vice' that bothered me greatly:

After this actor unexpectedly lost his wife, he had a major life change. Now that he's single, he's considered to be a great catch, but it's unlikely that any lucky ladies will "catch" him. That's because he now prefers young men. Particularly slender male escorts between 18 and 21. He cruises the web for young men and calls himself 'Leo.' If he's VERY interested in someone he will fly the guy to wherever he is. He brings the escorts to his homes in New York and Los Angeles and is always polite and generous. Sorry, ladies.

Please don't be Liam Neeson, please please PLEASE don't be Liam Neeson!

As soon as I read "unexpectantly lost his wife", that's exactly who I thought it was.