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Todays useless tidbit:

Normally, your salivary glands produce 1 to 2 quarts (0.95 to 1.89 liters) of saliva a day. However, because swallowing occurs continually and unconsciously, you don't generally notice the saliva.

Maggot Wrote:Todays useless tidbit:

Normally, your salivary glands produce 1 to 2 quarts (0.95 to 1.89 liters) of saliva a day. However, because swallowing occurs continually and unconsciously, you don't generally notice the saliva.

Yummy...

Yay for recycling!

I just ordered a tongue scraper.

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I just ordered a tongue scraper.

Why cant you just use a razor like everyone else? Tounge scraper!::rollseyes::You must be rich. Its not funny to make fun of poor people "In this economy" Ya know.

It cost $4.49, you doofus.

How many licks do you get out of it? I've never heard of it, I usually just jam my toothbrush down my throat as far as I can without gagging. Is it metal, is it cardboard,wood? Tell me tell me can I borrow it? How big is it? I googled it and got this.::blink::

Maggot Wrote:How many licks do you get out of it? I've never heard of it, I usually just jam my toothbrush down my throat as far as I can without gagging. Is it metal, is it cardboard,wood? Tell me tell me can I borrow it? How big is it? I googled it and got this.::blink::

God damn you to hell, Maggot! You made me see this photo:

Now they NEED a razor! Is that hair! WTF.:?

[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:

Quote:God damn you to hell, Maggot! You made me see this photo:

Gee Lumpy... thanks for sharing....
::bvomit::

tamale

I think I've developed an allergy to wet wipes. Even my taint is swollen and itchy.

Should I post a photo?

Hell yeah ! ::banana::



















::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I think I've developed an allergy to wet wipes. Even my taint is swollen and itchy.

Should I post a photo?

Just when I think you have shared just about everything imaginable......

Sounds like an infection. Make sure you clean our vibes after each use.

Duchess Wrote:I used to get grossed out by a lotta that shit & I still occasionally have a moment here & there but, mostly it makes me roar with laughter now.

I don't get grossed out. But I do shake my head sometimes ahhaaaa.

ramseycat Wrote:

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I think I've developed an allergy to wet wipes. Even my taint is swollen and itchy.

Should I post a photo?

Just when I think you have shared just about everything imaginable......

Sounds like an infection. Make sure you clean [color="orange"]our vibes[/color] after each use.

OUR vibes? :shock:

I don't use that kind of vibrator, my focus is on that delightful little nubbin of flesh called a clitoris. No, I'm pretty sure I've developed an allergy to the particular wet wipes I use to clean my butthole everytime I poop.

Too much info?

LuMPyPussy Wrote:

ramseycat Wrote:

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I think I've developed an allergy to wet wipes. Even my taint is swollen and itchy.

Should I post a photo?

Just when I think you have shared just about everything imaginable......

Sounds like an infection. Make sure you clean our vibes after each use.

OUR vibes? :shock:

I don't use that kind of vibrator, my focus is on that delightful little nubbin of flesh called a clitoris. No, I'm pretty sure I've developed an allergy to the particular wet wipes I use to clean my butthole everytime I poop.

Too much info?

Yikes! Major typo.

You don't have the kind of vibe that enters the vag? Interesting.

Try the non scented wipes. I am glad that you clean the bunger hole well.

I live for your approval, Ramsey.