Cocksucker!
I just realised why I was having a hard time breathing the other day! My cellar flooded so I tore up one of the rugs that was drenched and I decided that I would cut it up so it would be easier to load in the truck. Well I chopped it up and wrapped it with rope but I had a hell of a time breathing (I quit smoking last spring). Well I went out to the garage and started breathing from the oxygen tank on my welder. That helped a little. But the tank that I got from the guy down the street with lung cancer that I traded for all my smokes worked better. Anyways......I think the particles from the rug got stuck in my lungs because I got sick of cutting it and just ended up ripping it apart. I felt like I was gonna freakin die! So on looking back at that day I realize that it was the stupid rug that did it. So if anyone ever experiences the same situation with a rug like that make sure that you stick something on your face like a mask or a wet facecloth wrapped with duct tape around your head.
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Maggot
(12-29-2009, 08:23 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]Sure does. Any alcohol received that doesn't go through the state run liquor board is considered bootlegging. People will travel all the way to Idaho to buy booze because they tack on such a large surcharge here and some actually get stopped at the border. Pretty weird, huh?
Holy crap. I'm surprised anyone actually lives there. What a retarded law.
(12-29-2009, 12:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Cocksucker!
I just realised why I was having a hard time breathing the other day! My cellar flooded so I tore up one of the rugs that was drenched and I decided that I would cut it up so it would be easier to load in the truck. Well I chopped it up and wrapped it with rope but I had a hell of a time breathing (I quit smoking last spring). Well I went out to the garage and started breathing from the oxygen tank on my welder. That helped a little. But the tank that I got from the guy down the street with lung cancer that I traded for all my smokes worked better. Anyways......I think the particles from the rug got stuck in my lungs because I got sick of cutting it and just ended up ripping it apart. I felt like I was gonna freakin die! So on looking back at that day I realize that it was the stupid rug that did it. So if anyone ever experiences the same situation with a rug like that make sure that you stick something on your face like a mask or a wet facecloth wrapped with duct tape around your head.
This has been a public service message from
Your pal
Maggot
How long ago did you tear up the rugs, Maggot?
Damned if I do ~ Damned if I don't
If I did that, you all would start raggin' on me & calling me Sinister.
I will accept anything in personal E-mail form.
Call it an early birthday present.
(12-29-2009, 01:29 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: [ -> ]How long ago did you tear up the rugs, Maggot?
It was only a couple days ago, after ripping it in pieces I had a hell of a time breathing. It was like I could not get enough air, first time that has ever happened it went away 4-5 hours later after hacking up a doormat.
Ifeelfattoday.I'msofuckinghungryandIwishIcouldretirebutIlikespendingmoneyJesusChrist*sigh*
............Think of M.F. with Elvis sideburns.......I sometimes dodedodedo.
(12-29-2009, 01:42 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
Damned if I do ~ Damned if I don't
If I did that, you all would start raggin' on me & calling me Sinister.
Only if you did it in leather chaps. ::lol::
(12-29-2009, 01:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ] (12-29-2009, 01:29 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: [ -> ]How long ago did you tear up the rugs, Maggot?
It was only a couple days ago, after ripping it in pieces I had a hell of a time breathing. It was like I could not get enough air, first time that has ever happened it went away 4-5 hours later after hacking up a doormat.
I'm thinking it might be a mold allergy. Very likely you inundated yourself with mold spores.
(12-29-2009, 02:40 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ] (12-29-2009, 08:23 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]Sure does. Any alcohol received that doesn't go through the state run liquor board is considered bootlegging. People will travel all the way to Idaho to buy booze because they tack on such a large surcharge here and some actually get stopped at the border. Pretty weird, huh?
It sounds "dictator like", actually...I really don't know anything about Utah other than to associate Mormons with it...Now I have all kinds of questions.
Mormons run the state, Mormons think alcohol is bad however Mormons are also very acquisitive and realize that alcohol is a cash cow so they jack the price up but still attach crazy laws to it. You should see the hoops you have to jump through if you want anything harder than beer in a restaurant here.
(12-29-2009, 09:27 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ] (12-29-2009, 02:40 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ] (12-29-2009, 08:23 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]Sure does. Any alcohol received that doesn't go through the state run liquor board is considered bootlegging. People will travel all the way to Idaho to buy booze because they tack on such a large surcharge here and some actually get stopped at the border. Pretty weird, huh?
It sounds "dictator like", actually...I really don't know anything about Utah other than to associate Mormons with it...Now I have all kinds of questions.
Mormons run the state, Mormons think alcohol is bad however Mormons are also very acquisitive and realize that alcohol is a cash cow so they jack the price up but still attach crazy laws to it. You should see the hoops you have to jump through if you want anything harder than beer in a restaurant here.
You can't even order wine with your dinner? What's keeping you in Utah?
You can order wine but the bartender has to come to your table, the waitress can't serve it. You can imagine how long that would take with only one bartender serving the entire restaurant.
They might've changed the law since I've bothered to order booze with a meal, because it was such a major pain in the ass.
I stay here because I enjoy being employed. I've got one of those jobs that's specific... I'm a workload manager for aircraft bits and pieces. I doubt I could find anything in the civilian sector that pays as well.
(12-29-2009, 09:32 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]You can order wine but the bartender has to come to your table, the waitress can't serve it. You can imagine how long that would take with only one bartender serving the entire restaurant.
They might've changed the law since I've bothered to order booze with a meal, because it was such a major pain in the ass.
I stay here because I enjoy being employed. I've got one of those jobs that's specific... I'm a workload manager for aircraft bits and pieces. I doubt I could find anything in the civilian sector that pays as well.
Damn... can't they transfer you? Surely there are other .mil plants doing the same kind of stuff?
