Middle Finger Wrote:
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Damn.. she's wearing a push-up and she's still not 'pushed-up'.
ramseycat Wrote:You're probably right. You should think about that next time you have to renew your homeowners or car insurance. Or have to file a claim. We like people like you. ::sly::
In other words, they really do appreciate it when you slow down and use little words for them. ::thumbs::
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Oh yeah... so I'm in my class today and the instructor quotes someone and attributes it to Roy Rogers. Being the twit I am, I interrupted and asked if he meant Roy Rogers or Will Rogers. He quickly assured me he meant Roy and another guy in the class said "Will Rogers!" with a chuckle, like it was the stupidest thing he had ever heard.
Excuse me but since when is a cowboy actor known for his clever use of the English language? Seriously, did I miss something?
Edited for Frank's reading entertainment...
And just put your 'John Henry' on this dotted line!
(i hear that kind of stupid crap all the time - and I heard it in CA too)
OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:
Quote:OnBendedKnee Wrote:If not, she should be.
Doesn't Maggot have kind of a lot of facial hair?
Ant's right... poor OBK. ::aww::
I always figured, based on the overall attitude and the propensity to enjoy killing rodents, Maggot was of the female persuasion.
There really should be a ledger board stickied to the top.
For the longest time, I thought Sinister was a woman.
And again, Frank, why don't we have a gender selection for our profiles?
Duchess Wrote:It shocked me to learn that we have something in common...the sucking of rock hard cocks.
Actually, she said she wouldn't want to say that.
If she were that familiar with the art of cock sucking, she would know it's pretty damned hard to 'talk dirty' while doing so. heheh
Duchess Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Why would I not like hearing a female say she likes to suck hard cock? I like that.
I like to suck hard cock.
Depends on who the cock is attached to.
SyberBitch Wrote:ramseycat Wrote:You don't kinow anything about me because I rarely post my true personal life here. I know better than to do that.
In a rare moment of honesty, Ramsey admits that her entire mock persona is a collection of lies. She does not really have a young hot boyfriend, or a sex life. She does not actually have a steady job, probably not even children of her own except for the roaches scuttling through her single-wide ramshackle trailer, which she believes talk to her and are 'housebroken'.
As much as Ramsey has babbled on about her so-called life, the details she has shared surely could not be true, since those hardly constitute 'rarely' being mentioned.
Best post I've read this month. ::thumbs::
Duchess Wrote:OMG !!!...I don't remember posting that...I'm dying here. :
:
Not once, but at least twice. ::gigg::
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:Yeah, thank you Sally. Asshole's trying to act all superior and he can't even remember what the fuck he wrote the other day.
You got my drift. I find the crude words like pussy and cunt to be generally undesirable. But that's me. I am just expressing why I don't like it. Hang in there, maybe one day everyone will share you views and you can be happy.
But depending on your mood, 'cock' can be acceptable. Okay, that's cleared things up. ::doh::
I think it's pretty simple. MF likes the word 'cock' when it involves sucking his.
SyberBitch Wrote:ramseycat Wrote:You don't kinow anything about me because I rarely post my true personal life here. I know better than to do that.
In a rare moment of honesty, Ramsey admits that her entire mock persona is a collection of lies. She does not really have a young hot boyfriend, or a sex life. She does not actually have a steady job, probably not even children of her own except for the roaches scuttling through her single-wide ramshackle trailer, which she believes talk to her and are 'housebroken'.
As much as Ramsey has babbled on about her so-called life, the details she has shared surely could not be true, since those hardly constitute 'rarely' being mentioned.
I was shocked when Moose blabbed all over the forum what her first and last name was, where she lives, and where she works. Yep, she sounds like a real private person to me.
::lmao:: Bring chocolate.
SyberBitch Wrote:ramseycat Wrote:Sometimes I might text something naughty to BF before we go out to lunch. Other times we like it more romantic.
::blink::
>WRUD
>>NM U
>I wn?t 2 4Q
>>BMOF
>Srsly HBU NSA
>RU there
>>NTSA
>L U FNY Srsly
>>SMB
>K Where
>Brng choklt
That's incredibly erotic, I can't imagine anyone
not using textspeak for foreplay.
LKTraz Wrote:SyberBitch Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Everyone should be aware that Ramsey probably spies for Sinister in effect. In other words, she would probably report shit to her that we posted, even in Members Only.
How dare you suggest that Ramsey would be so desperate for attention and drama, that she would carry tales behind a person's back and post them on a forum where people could talk about it and make fun of the person without them being present to defend themselves!! She would never do that! ::rollseyes::
You forgot to add the [/sarc] command. ::bigg::
I thought the eyerolley icon would substitute.
jackboots Wrote:[color="red"]SYBER IS ON A ROLL!! ::lmao::::dlaugh::[/color]
Syber is a) making up for lost time, b) just about the only one here... =p