(01-03-2010, 06:54 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]I just read a 'blind vice' that bothered me greatly:
After this actor unexpectedly lost his wife, he had a major life change. Now that he's single, he's considered to be a great catch, but it's unlikely that any lucky ladies will "catch" him. That's because he now prefers young men. Particularly slender male escorts between 18 and 21. He cruises the web for young men and calls himself 'Leo.' If he's VERY interested in someone he will fly the guy to wherever he is. He brings the escorts to his homes in New York and Los Angeles and is always polite and generous. Sorry, ladies.
Please don't be Liam Neeson, please please PLEASE don't be Liam Neeson!
He was my first thought too. And I agree...please don't let it be him.
Geeze...anyone want a free plane ticket to LA? I just happen to have one to get rid of in a hurry.:o
I really do wish I could stop saying things just for the shock value...Most of the time, I don't even mean it but, I know others will find it astounding & be much too polite to say anything...I seriously say shit simply 'cuz some will mentally be saying, "Whoa"...WTF, that's insane, kinda..sorta...Jesus
Ebay and Amazon can be dangerous places when you have gift cards to burn.
Fuck all of you and your worthless fucking forum. I'm sick, I'm bored and I want to be entertained and it's too damn quiet here. I'd post something myself but I'm too high on cold medicine to even try to compose an interesting post; I've got nothing...nothing right now.
Further, it annoys me that this place is called mockforums (plural). Fucking Sybil forum. Hrumph.
(01-05-2010, 04:18 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Fuck all of you and your worthless fucking forum. I'm sick, I'm bored and I want to be entertained and it's too damn quiet here. I'd post something myself but I'm too high on cold medicine to even try to compose an interesting post; I've got nothing...nothing right now.
Further, it annoys me that this place is called mockforums (plural). Fucking Sybil forum. Hrumph.
You want to be entertained? A new fish like you needs to remember that you are still here to entertain others. Not the other way around. That is the only reason anyone here would wish you well. It increases the odds that you will provide better entertainment. Otherwise we would all wish that the viral invaders currently feasting upon your insides would consume an entire organ by nightfall.
(01-05-2010, 04:52 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: [ -> ] (01-05-2010, 04:18 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Fuck all of you and your worthless fucking forum. I'm sick, I'm bored and I want to be entertained and it's too damn quiet here. I'd post something myself but I'm too high on cold medicine to even try to compose an interesting post; I've got nothing...nothing right now.
Further, it annoys me that this place is called mockforums (plural). Fucking Sybil forum. Hrumph.
suck my dick...
uhh....she's sick. You don't want a fever in your penis do you? You don't want it to be coughing up nasty germs when it is not of your own free will, do you?
Ok...never mind.
I'm jacked up on NyQuil too. And soon Ant's cold remedy will give me even more and better relief.
(01-05-2010, 04:37 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]A new fish like you needs to remember that you are still here to entertain others.
Sure, I'll get right on that.
Fuckers, I want you old, stinky fish to entertain ME.
(01-05-2010, 04:52 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: [ -> ]suck my dick...
Are you high on cold medicine too? Please tell me you can do better than that.
ETA: Besides, have you ever tried to suck dick with a headcold? The inability to breathe through the nose makes it an EXTREMELY difficult fucking proposition, lol.
(01-05-2010, 05:08 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ] (01-05-2010, 04:52 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: [ -> ]suck my dick...
Are you high on cold medicine too? Please tell me you can do better than that.
ETA: Besides, have you ever tried to suck dick with a head cold? The inability to breathe through the nose makes it an EXTREMELY difficult fucking proposition, lol.
Sounds to me like he has a death wish for you.
Blow Job + Head Cold= suffocation.
Someone will be happy in the end...I just don't think it will be you.
(01-05-2010, 05:34 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]Sounds to me like he has a death wish for you.
Blow Job + Head Cold= suffocation.
Someone will be happy in the end...I just don't think it will be you.
Ha!! Then again, I might asphyxiate and die before climax--it would serve him right.
(01-05-2010, 04:18 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Fuck all of you and your worthless fucking forum. I'm sick, I'm bored and I want to be entertained and it's too damn quiet here. I'd post something myself but I'm too high on cold medicine
Go sit on a dildo and choke to death on your cough syrup, you stupid bitch. No one is here to entertain your scuzzy ass.
(01-05-2010, 09:10 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Go sit on a dildo and choke to death on your cough syrup, you stupid bitch. No one is here to entertain your scuzzy ass.
Late much?
Try to keep up...we've moved on to blow jobs and suffocation.
(01-05-2010, 05:05 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Fuckers, I want you old, stinky fish to entertain ME.
Ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling? Yeah, probably because that fish smell is your crotch-rot, Twatty. How about using some of that Nyquil between your legs to freshen up a bit?
