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Hair Scrunchie
"Tying a fabric ponytail holder not too tightly around the base of your guy's penis can provide pressure that's less about pain and more about pleasure," explains Lloyd. "The longer he wears it, the longer he'll be in a state of suspended lust with this reminder of sex wrapped around him." The cotton fabric of the scrunchie will also provide a sensation he isn't used to.

Read more: Sex Props - Panty Hose - Scrunchie - Cosmopolitan

(01-06-2012, 07:46 PM)Smegma Wrote: [ -> ]Hair Scrunchie
"Tying a fabric ponytail holder not too tightly around the base of your guy's penis can provide pressure that's less about pain and more about pleasure," explains Lloyd. "The longer he wears it, the longer he'll be in a state of suspended lust with this reminder of sex wrapped around him." The cotton fabric of the scrunchie will also provide a sensation he isn't used to.

Read more: Sex Props - Panty Hose - Scrunchie - Cosmopolitan

Mystery solved...

So, I have a former co-worker who was telling me about a trip he took to Chicago for the weekend. He met and hooked up with some strange the whole time. She wrapped his balls in scrunchies and he says it was mind-blowing. To each their own, I guess. I bought him a few scrunchies as a farewell present when he quit.

I miss my work buddy.

(01-06-2012, 07:12 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

If you were any kind of friend you would slap that scrunchie right out of their hand!

Thank you! I thought scrunchies were dead. I WILL judge a woman for using them. Same with colored hair ties, they are just as bad. Black/blonde/brunette/white hair ties only, please. White people shouldn't have a circus on their head.

good God they're stupid at the daily mail:

"Marine biologist arrested on charges she abused wales... by feeding them"

I guess there could be parts of Wales that have substandard living conditions.

(01-07-2012, 02:36 PM)Smegma Wrote: [ -> ]I guess there could be parts of Wales that have substandard living conditions.

then they should eat the sheep after they fuck them.

(01-07-2012, 02:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

*gasp* LC!

i should have been more refined and said "bothered" them. they do have a sheep-bothering law. hahahaha

Holy mother of god, I have no idea what could have caused it but I just had explosive diarrhea that burned the hell out of my asshole.

TMI?

(01-07-2012, 04:43 PM)Smegma Wrote: [ -> ]Holy mother of god, I have no idea what could have caused it but I just had explosive diarrhea that burned the hell out of my asshole.

TMI?

are you going to post photos?

I hadn't thought of it. There's probably some nice splash back on the toilet seat I might be able to capture for posterity.

awww so sweet.

Like many devoted couples, Barry and Anne Watson wanted to renew their marriage vows.

But nine years on from their wedding, there was one major difference - this time, Anne was marrying a woman called Jayne.

When Anne first found out that her husband Barry, a former bus driver wanted a sex change she was furious. The couple had been suffering problems in their marriage with Anne thinking that Barry had been cheating on her with another woman.

'Anne came to accept me for who I wanted to be and love me as a woman'







daily mail

He's a better looking woman than she is.

true dat!

this may become a collectors' item for you comic book geeks.




This week's Life With Archie comic features the series first-ever same-sex wedding between characters Kevin Keller and Clay Walker

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z1iyKBTd88

(01-08-2012, 09:35 PM)Smegma Wrote: [ -> ]He's a better looking woman than she is.

Jesus Christ, that was a rough 9 years! Her face fell down!

Well it looks like the old man that hired me 23 yrs ago is in a home now, his kids just do not give a fuck, they are spoiled assholes that could not do a lick of work if they had to.
I will be lucky to still be here in a year as I may end up smacking one of them upside the head soon. rotten fuckers. The only good one is the daughter. She cares about the old buck. The boys are climbing over each other to get a piece of the pie and run. It wont be pretty.

(01-09-2012, 01:22 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Well it looks like the old man that hired me 23 yrs ago is in a home now, his kids just do not give a fuck, they are spoiled assholes that could not do a lick of work if they had to.
I will be lucky to still be here in a year as I may end up smacking one of them upside the head soon. rotten fuckers. The only good one is the daughter. She cares about the old buck. The boys are climbing over each other to get a piece of the pie and run. It wont be pretty.

Rub the boys asses and tell the girl to get the fuck out of a mans business.

You will go far and prosper.

(01-09-2012, 03:06 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]tell the girl to get the fuck out of a mans business.