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Fuckin' Hell!! That is beyond fuckin' gross. Yes, my skin is crawling. Thanks
(02-24-2012, 07:12 PM)JsMom Wrote: [ -> ]Thanks


My pleasure. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin


I'm sitting in a parking lot checking my emails and other stuff. You wouldn't believe the number of people coming out of the market in their pajama pants...or maybe you would.
(02-26-2012, 10:12 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]You wouldn't believe the number of people coming out of the market in their pajama pants...or maybe you would.

I bet they're all female.





There were a handful of men too, damn near every single person coming out had on pj's.

Someone hit another one of my geese. How the hell can they do that? A goose is the size of a small child & they don't just dart into the road, you can see them from a distance for godssake. I even have a sign out there that says Critter Crossing. Ugh.
I took my mom to the CVS pharmacy week before last. We were in line behind a very skinny woman with old fashioned rollers in her hair, sweat pants, and flip flops (those were not feet you wanted to see). When the lady got up to the front of the line, my mom leaned over to me and said, "Jesus Christ, how can people go out like that? It's not fair to the rest of us that have to look at that shit". The lady heard her and turned around and said, "I may look like shit, but I'm not fucking deaf". I was stunned and was going to apologize, but mom didn't care. She cracked up and suggested that the lady check out the $5 canvas gardening shoes on sale in the last aisle.
(02-26-2012, 12:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]I took my mom to the CVS pharmacy week before last. We were in line behind a very skinny woman with old fashioned rollers in her hair, sweat pants, and flip flops (those were not feet you wanted to see). When the lady got up to the front of the line, my mom leaned over to me and said, "Jesus Christ, how can people go out like that? It's not fair to the rest of us that have to look at that shit". The lady heard her and turned around and said, "I may look like shit, but I'm not fucking deaf". I was stunned and was going to apologize, but mom didn't care. She cracked up and suggested that the lady check out the $5 canvas gardening shoes on sale in the last aisle.



hah

That's awesome. Good for your mom.
I went to Walmart the other day. I swear, every nasty, fat, obese, pajama wearing, white trash hillbilly in the county was there. I should have had a clue when I was looking for a parking space, and two butch lezbos walked out and one of them had a holy t-shirt on that was too small, and her flopping belly fat was hanging out the bottom.

(02-26-2012, 12:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]I took my mom to the CVS pharmacy week before last. We were in line behind a very skinny woman with old fashioned rollers in her hair, sweat pants, and flip flops (those were not feet you wanted to see). When the lady got up to the front of the line, my mom leaned over to me and said, "Jesus Christ, how can people go out like that? It's not fair to the rest of us that have to look at that shit". The lady heard her and turned around and said, "I may look like shit, but I'm not fucking deaf". I was stunned and was going to apologize, but mom didn't care. She cracked up and suggested that the lady check out the $5 canvas gardening shoes on sale in the last aisle.

Your Mom owes me a dollar for use of my copyrighted material.

I'm willing to wave the fee for a fee.

I broke my toe last night and fractured my foot! I was so glad I had just got my toes done because now I have a gawdamn cast. But my toes nails are still pretty. hah

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Sorry to hear that Krystal but I'm sure you had a good reason for doing it.

(02-26-2012, 12:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-26-2012, 12:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]I took my mom to the CVS pharmacy week before last. We were in line behind a very skinny woman with old fashioned rollers in her hair, sweat pants, and flip flops (those were not feet you wanted to see). When the lady got up to the front of the line, my mom leaned over to me and said, "Jesus Christ, how can people go out like that? It's not fair to the rest of us that have to look at that shit". The lady heard her and turned around and said, "I may look like shit, but I'm not fucking deaf". I was stunned and was going to apologize, but mom didn't care. She cracked up and suggested that the lady check out the $5 canvas gardening shoes on sale in the last aisle.

Your Mom owes me a dollar for use of my copyrighted material.

I'm willing to wave the fee for a fee.

She's an original, always has been. Everytime we go somewhere, she makes me laugh a hundred times and she has no idea how funny she is until other people start laughing. But I'll send you a dollar if business is that slow. Blowing-kisses
(02-26-2012, 01:06 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-26-2012, 12:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-26-2012, 12:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]I took my mom to the CVS pharmacy week before last. We were in line behind a very skinny woman with old fashioned rollers in her hair, sweat pants, and flip flops (those were not feet you wanted to see). When the lady got up to the front of the line, my mom leaned over to me and said, "Jesus Christ, how can people go out like that? It's not fair to the rest of us that have to look at that shit". The lady heard her and turned around and said, "I may look like shit, but I'm not fucking deaf". I was stunned and was going to apologize, but mom didn't care. She cracked up and suggested that the lady check out the $5 canvas gardening shoes on sale in the last aisle.

Your Mom owes me a dollar for use of my copyrighted material.

I'm willing to wave the fee for a fee.

She's an original, always has been. Everytime we go somewhere, she makes me laugh a hundred times and she has no idea how funny she is until other people start laughing. But I'll send you a dollar if business is that slow. Blowing-kisses

Business is brisk, every dollar counts.

I'm currently getting ready for fishing season, My business will provide certian services for that event.

You know some people have no imagination, can you believe they actually think it's ok to be un employed?



(02-26-2012, 01:15 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]I'm currently getting ready for fishing season, My business will provide certian services for that event.

You know some people have no imagination, can you believe they actually think it's ok to be un employed?


With this post you have forfeited whatever ridiculous right you think you have to tell others how fucked up their posts are.

You don't know how to trim your quotes & you spell like a retard.


Tequila is the drink of the debil.
(02-26-2012, 01:20 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-26-2012, 01:15 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]I'm currently getting ready for fishing season, My business will provide certian services for that event.

You know some people have no imagination, can you believe they actually think it's ok to be un employed?


With this post you have forfeited whatever ridiculous right you think you have to tell others how fucked up their posts are.

You don't know how to trim your quotes & you spell like a retard.

Bullshit I forfeit nothing, If that's the case turn out the lights and lock the doors.

I can point out an error in just about every post that has been posted.

you show your complete moronic temple of bullshit every time you try to make something out of nothing.

who gives a fuck about trimming quotes? huh who?

say cock say it, say it right now!! LOL LOL ROFLMAO LOL.

(02-26-2012, 01:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Tequila.


...otherwise known as ta kill ya. *nods*


(02-26-2012, 01:29 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]who gives a fuck about trimming quotes? huh who?

say cock say it, say it right now!! LOL LOL ROFLMAO LOL.


Apparently YOU do or you make a habit out of bitching just to see yourself bitch, dumbass.

COCK.

It's complete, you are now a fully fledged tard with your stupid LOL LOL ROFLMAO LOL.


(02-26-2012, 01:33 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-26-2012, 01:29 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]who gives a fuck about trimming quotes? huh who?

say cock say it, say it right now!! LOL LOL ROFLMAO LOL.


Apparently YOU do or you make a habit out of bitching just to see yourself bitch, dumbass.

COCK.

It's complete, you are now a fully fledged tard with your stupid LOL LOL ROFLMAO LOL.

Dumb ass is 2 words.



No, it's not, neither is motherfucker.
I'm sure you meant Motherfucker is not two words either? or maybe you meant to imply that you are capable of talking like a tard also?