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(01-23-2012, 03:22 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I'd rather have some chocolate ice cream.

That would be "brain freeze" it has a numbing effect.

(01-23-2012, 03:22 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-23-2012, 02:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-23-2012, 02:11 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]I have to iron 4 days a week. I don't like it but we have to dress nice for work so there you go. Fridays we can wear jeans and no ironing. Another reason I love Friday's!

I have a crappy crappy cold. Blah.

You need a nurse, I could be that nurse, and I would pull you from the brink and cure the ailments that plague you. Take your temperature and feed you some chicken soup by the fireside as you snuggle in a nice warm blanket. If you lost the remote I would change the channel for you.

And this is why I love my Maggottboo!! You are such a sweetie.
When I feel better I will dress up in my nurses uniform and "nurse" you.

I could call you "Hotlips"

(01-23-2012, 03:22 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-23-2012, 02:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]and "nurse" you.

I could call you "Hotlips"

Or Mommy.

(01-23-2012, 03:36 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-23-2012, 03:22 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-23-2012, 02:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]and "nurse" you.

I could call you "Hotlips"

Or Mommy.

Zip it Frank.

(01-23-2012, 03:39 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Zip it Frank.

Frank Burns?

He was cool in his own perverted way..........or not.

(01-23-2012, 03:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]He was cool in his own perverted way..........or not.

I like Dick waaaay better than Frank Burns. That man begged to have the snot kicked out of him.

I'm sure that sun has never done this before.

Solar flares aren't the problem, technology is the problem.

Maggottyboo can call me Hot Lips and I can call him Hawkeye. They had a pretty hot kiss at the end of the show.

(01-23-2012, 04:35 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Maggottyboo can call me Hot Lips and I can call him Hawkeye. They had a pretty hot kiss at the end of the show.

That's not his eye, j/s.

(01-23-2012, 04:36 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-23-2012, 04:35 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Maggottyboo can call me Hot Lips and I can call him Hawkeye. They had a pretty hot kiss at the end of the show.

That's not his eye, j/s.

BAHAHAHA!

(01-23-2012, 05:03 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-23-2012, 04:36 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-23-2012, 04:35 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Maggottyboo can call me Hot Lips and I can call him Hawkeye. They had a pretty hot kiss at the end of the show.

That's not his eye, j/s.

BAHAHAHA!

Now that I think about it...hot lips? hawk eye? Either I just didn't get it back then or my mind is getting dirtier as I age--not sure which.

(01-23-2012, 10:19 AM)JsMom Wrote: [ -> ]I will pray long and hard for you tonight.

I'm not an expert on Klan history, but they started for a good reason, believe it or not.

After the Civil War, the North had several factions (or parties, I guess) that included the Liberal Republicans (Lincoln), the Radical Republicans (Andrew Johnson), and the Democrats (Tilden). Many post Civil War Democrats were sympathetic to the South (they called them Copperheads) and wanted to restore the allegiance tested by the Civil War.

Lincoln outlined his Reconstruction plan (The Ten Percent plan) that forced succession states to redraft their state constitutions and required 10% of the citizens of the state to pledge allegiance to the US. The Radical Republicans wanted to punish the South by breaking it into five regions that were to be controlled by the military, not allow white men (ex Confederates) to hold office or vote, and require 50% of the citizens of a state to swear allegiance. Oh, and they wanted to take away the land from white owners and give it to the slaves. (We accomplished that last year, I think, with public housing.)

The KKK was started in TN to stop the Radical Republicans. I can understand that. What happened after that is the more popular version of the KKK.

History is enlightening. The KKK was a political organization. Honestly, I wish everybody couldn't vote. Dumbasses.

(01-23-2012, 05:23 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Now that I think about it...hot lips? hawk eye? Either I just didn't get it back then or my mind is getting dirtier as I age--not sure which.

You are dirty. Hawkeye was a character in The Last of the Mohicans.

(01-23-2012, 07:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-23-2012, 10:19 AM)JsMom Wrote: [ -> ]I will pray long and hard for you tonight.

I'm not an expert on Klan history, but they started for a good reason, believe it or not.

After the Civil War, the North had several factions (or parties, I guess) that included the Liberal Republicans (Lincoln), the Radical Republicans (Andrew Johnson), and the Democrats (Tilden). Many post Civil War Democrats were sympathetic to the South (they called them Copperheads) and wanted to restore the allegiance tested by the Civil War.

Lincoln outlined his Reconstruction plan (The Ten Percent plan) that forced succession states to redraft their state constitutions and required 10% of the citizens of the state to pledge allegiance to the US. The Radical Republicans wanted to punish the South by breaking it into five regions that were to be controlled by the military, not allow white men (ex Confederates) to hold office or vote, and require 50% of the citizens of a state to swear allegiance. Oh, and they wanted to take away the land from white owners and give it to the slaves. (We accomplished that last year, I think, with public housing.)

The KKK was started in TN to stop the Radical Republicans. I can understand that. What happened after that is the more popular version of the KKK.

History is enlightening. The KKK was a political organization. Honestly, I wish everybody couldn't vote. Dumbasses.

I know all about the KKK starting here in TN. Actually, Nathan Bedford Forrest was raised in my town. His old place is still there too. Just up the street from where I reside. Also, a town about 1 hr from here; they still reside and rally.

Their time has passed. I can understand fighting against the destruction of everybody who fought on the wrong side of the war, but they have long since lost their original intent. Now they are just a hate group. But that wasn't the original intent. Cracker hates carpetbaggers, too. White trash blew in from up north... (hahaha, that was a stab at you, JsMom. Detroit is the only place worse than Toledo or TN.)

Most good ideas go horribly wrong:

Welfare
Religion
Government
Marrying Dick
Indoor Kerosene Heaters

Yah, Now I'm all butthurt over that stab. Honestly, I don't know much about the Klan but it is interesting to read of their initial purpose. When I was growing up (Detroit) I never even heard of the fucking Klan. It wasn't until I loved to my quiet lil' country town. EM

(01-23-2012, 09:35 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]Their time has passed. I can understand fighting against the destruction of everybody who fought on the wrong side of the war, but they have long since lost their original intent. Now they are just a hate group. But that wasn't the original intent. Cracker hates carpetbaggers, too. White trash blew in from up north... (hahaha, that was a stab at you, JsMom. Detroit is the only place worse than Toledo or TN.)

Most good ideas go horribly wrong:

Welfare
Religion
Government
Marrying Dick
Indoor Kerosene Heaters

Mhm. I agree with all this. The road to hell and all that.