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Yah, boring ass fuckers. Wake the fuck up. I need some entertainment! Don't ya just hate when you can't sleep?




Well, I DO!

Hi cha CHA!!! Do you like Piña Coladas?
I've just discovered them in a bag. You can buy them individually. Put them in the freezer for a couple hours and serve them in a pink cup. They are so good!

Hate it when you people are working and I'm not.

I'm going outside.

(04-02-2012, 10:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]Payroll tax, business tax, property tax, personal income tax - all due within 6 weeks of each other. It's insane, especially the property tax in San Francisco. Makes me wish Herman Cain was still in the mix - that 9 9 9 flat tax looks really darn good.

Tis' all...

Shit! Property taxes! Must pay bills today.

(04-04-2012, 01:47 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-02-2012, 10:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]Payroll tax, business tax, property tax, personal income tax - all due within 6 weeks of each other. It's insane, especially the property tax in San Francisco. Makes me wish Herman Cain was still in the mix - that 9 9 9 flat tax looks really darn good.

Tis' all...

Shit! Property taxes! Must pay bills today.

If you do and need to rant, come back in here and wail, sister! On Monday, I literally felt like I'd been raped and robbed blind by the government. I love where we live, but damn it's costly.

I can't complain too much about property taxes. We have prop 13 and we've been in this house for freaking ever. Income taxes are insane but I'm filing an extension on that. We'll still probably have to send some money in with the extension. Bastards.

all you people who color your hair at home, like Maggot do NOT buy John Freida foam hair color! i just did mine, what a MESS! there is black stuff all over my body, my bathroom, my towels, everywhere! it flies all over the place! aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh! even my ears and toenails are now black.

i am going to just pay the damn $100. to get it done in the salon from now on.

edit later...the color on my hair is brilliant!

Do you guys know that NetFlix has soft porn?

Is it Ok to put in the help wanted section "must have nice tits"? and a sense of humor?

I guess it will have to be "by interview only"

I wonder how Hooters gets away with it then? I've never seen one of their ads.

(04-05-2012, 01:56 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Hooters has an "image" to maintain & I'm certain their interview process is in person only. Anyone can apply but not all are acceptable, they just can't say the person will not be hired because they don't have an impressive rack. I've never seen a Hooters server who wasn't attractive, never and chances are no one ever will because only the ones who fit the "image" will be hired.

I saw one once that had nice titties, but her face? Woof. I guess the boobs made up for it. Lets face it, no ones really looking at their faces anyway.

There are 9 sub-species of Giraffe, two of which are endangered.

That is all.

(04-05-2012, 01:59 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: [ -> ]I saw one once that had nice titties, but her face? Woof. I guess the boobs made up for it. Lets face it, no ones really looking at their faces anyway.

I saw her too!

When you're peeling potatoes, use care to avoid peeling a fingernail off instead.