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(05-30-2012, 03:22 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-30-2012, 03:14 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-30-2012, 03:11 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

You did a wonderful thing, User!

Does it look healthy & cared for?

It's chubby and it seems to limp just a tiny bit (or maybe that's just it being tentative) but other than that, it seems okay.

I'll take a pic and post it in awhile. Smiley_emoticons_smile

Can't get the damn thing to drink any water. Her tongue is hanging out but whenever I try to put a bowl up to her mouth she just knocks in to it.

How do you know it's blind?

If you're going by it's bumping into stuff you might be reaching for a human explanation.

Call animal control to come and get it, there are some shitty diseases that can cause a dog to off it's rocker or even become very disoriented and unbalanced.

Not drinking is not a good thing either, distemper,parvo,and rabies are just a few of the things that could be affecting the dog.

Chill. drink a Sam Adams (choose your poison). Look at the sunset.

I will enjoy Mocking you, but I respect you.
My new most favrit thread.
I went knocking on some doors and finally found someone who knew someone who had a blind, black and white dog. Her real name is "Girl" (pfffftttt...) and she's now back at home with her owners.

My daughter was sad to see her go.
(05-30-2012, 08:33 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: [ -> ]Only a mod as classy as you would respond to UN this way.

Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch Srsly? I don't think I want to know how mods respond to found dog stories where you come from.


I guess the possibilities are endless if your brain works that way.

hah
Poor dog. To have owners who don't watch out for her. You had to do all the work to get her back safely where she belongs. The least they could do was have a collar with her home address and phone number on a tag.
(05-30-2012, 09:13 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-30-2012, 08:33 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: [ -> ]Only a mod as classy as you would respond to UN this way.

Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch Srsly? I don't think I want to know how mods respond to found dog stories where you come from.


I guess the possibilities are endless if your brain works that way.

hah

Im the ONLY mod in Vermont, bitch.

Come at me bro
Go start a fucking board. Figure it out.

Duchess and LC? Pair of Queens, Ace (MF) high
Ima need a compost processor for all this shit.
My sons phone stopped working for reasons that can't be explained. He paid $100 for it less than a month ago. When I called, jihad johnny and tony montana either couldn't help me or they tried and I couldn't understand what they told me to do. All I got was "you call to pay your bill? You call to pay your bill?" NO, you stupid fucks. Its already paid. Jesus fuckin christ.
(05-30-2012, 09:27 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-30-2012, 09:13 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-30-2012, 08:33 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: [ -> ]Only a mod as classy as you would respond to UN this way.

Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch Srsly? I don't think I want to know how mods respond to found dog stories where you come from.


I guess the possibilities are endless if your brain works that way.

hah

Im the ONLY mod in Vermont, bitch.

Come at me bro

I'm not sure which to beat you with; my brains or braun. Either way I'm pretty sure I'd kick your ass.

Fucking Vermont. Like your puny little mass of inconsequential land means anything.
Spoken like a true California bimbette.

Best gun laws/lowest gun crime rates in the country. "2nd best town to live in in America" for 4 years running (when not the first). The only truly independent congressman down there. Universal health care. Clean air, water, lifestyle. Lowest unemployment rate in the country in this recession currently.
We also so pretty. We so pretty you gasp when you visit.
Been there and I love Montpelier Vt. The roads are in need of some repair and I just gotta say I found New Hampshire more to my liking. What city in Vt. do you reside in?
(05-31-2012, 07:18 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: [ -> ]Been there and I love Montpelier Vt. The roads are in need of some repair and I just gotta say I found New Hampshire more to my liking. What city in Vt. do you reside in?

Most people from Vermont do too. Especially when they go shopping. hah
(05-31-2012, 07:09 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: [ -> ]Spoken like a true California bimbette.

Best gun laws/lowest gun crime rates in the country. "2nd best town to live in in America" for 4 years running (when not the first). The only truly independent congressman down there. Universal health care. Clean air, water, lifestyle. Lowest unemployment rate in the country in this recession currently.

Vermont is 4th in unemployment and I will wager that the gun laws where Iam are better than vermont, fuck universal anything,The town I live in doesn't even have a stop light so I think mine is better no matter what you say.
User: I'm not sure which to beat you with; my brains or braun. Either way I'm pretty sure I'd kick your ass.


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hah
The jigaboo they sent to install my cabinets is an idiot. He did not want to touch my stove ventilator because it had electricity, so I shut off the power and disconected it using my drill, sockets and screwdriver. so he says "do you have lights"? , I said sure as soon as I wire nut these connections.
I turn the power back on, turn on the lights and he says, Oh these cabinets are built in. I said yup. He is now all pissed off that he has to take them apart. Christ , I did the bottom ones which are the hardest ones with all the plumbing , dishwasher drains etc.
This guy is a freaking winner! I swear if I hear him bitch one more time his ass will be out on the grass. Fucking lazy Jamaican turd.
(05-31-2012, 09:45 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]User: I'm not sure which to beat you with; my brains or braun. Either way I'm pretty sure I'd kick your ass.


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hah

Hahahaha!

Yeah, that's what I meant. 50
(05-31-2012, 07:12 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: [ -> ]We also so pretty. We so pretty you gasp when you visit.

I'd like to visit that area. I realized with Crash's tour around the United States how many places I haven't seen here in my own country. Some places I visited as a kid (Washington D.C. etc.) but I haven't been back since.
My poor lil sister is trapped inside my Dad's sweet shop. She was working for him today and she locked the door to count the cash and close and when she went to leave the locked jammed and she couldn't get out. She has been stuck inside for over 2 hours. My Dad and other sister hopped on the train to go and try and get her out, no luck, they are standing outside his shop waiting on the locksmith now too. My sister was freaking out and messaging me too, even though I am across the pond.