(10-21-2012, 10:37 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
As I approached my car this morning I saw there were several bullet holes in her. I damn near had a fuckin' coronary. Some wise ass had stuck several fake ones on my door and down one side.
They got your ass good!
My daughter's guinea pig unexpectedly died overnight.
RIP Snowball.
One down, one to go.
(10-22-2012, 11:22 AM)username Wrote: [ -> ]One down, one to go.
(10-22-2012, 01:01 PM)ESAD Wrote: [ -> ]I bet you did it UN.
Nah. If I were going to do it I would have taken them both out at once. Poor Rambo was snuggled up next to his dead buddy this morning. He looked a little shocked when I poured the food in and Snowball didn't leap up to partake.
Dammit user stop that, you are making me cry about a fuckdamn guinea pig. Grrrrr.
(10-22-2012, 01:36 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: [ -> ]Dammit user stop that, you are making me cry about a fuckdamn guinea pig. Grrrrr.
They're still snuggled up. I could take a picture if you want.
My sentimental husband is on burial duty but he's giving Rambo "time".
*gasp* you bitch!
Just kidding.
Google guinea pig recipes, unless decomposition hasn't progressed too much, you could make hubby a tasty dinner and spare him the chore of digging a hole. Since it tastes like chicken, your kids will never know the diff.
(10-22-2012, 01:47 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: [ -> ]*gasp* you bitch!
Just kidding.
Google guinea pig recipes, unless decomposition hasn't progressed too much, you could make hubby a tasty dinner and spare him the chore of digging a hole. Since it tastes like chicken, you kids will never know the diff.
I'ma go tell my husband to plan on shaving Snowball instead.
OR: you could combine partial cremation with BBQ. That way he won't have all those guinea pig hairs spoil his shaver. Just make sure windows and doors to your house are shut when you start the *ahem* ceremony.
(10-22-2012, 01:40 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]he's giving Rambo "time".
That's so endearing. Wah ![[Image: crying.gif]](http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/sad/crying.gif)
Yeah.... keeping that in mind, he will probably hate User for even suggesting it. *snicker*
(10-22-2012, 01:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ] (10-22-2012, 01:40 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]he's giving Rambo "time".
That's so endearing. Wah
Yeah, all well and good but how long does it take for a dead guinea pig to start to smell? I'd rather they were having their "time" outside.
I'm waiting for my husband to come downstairs to suggest he fire up the BBQ. Going to test his sense of humor, yes I am.
By all means, let us know how it went
Apparently Furbies are hot on the kids' Christmas lists for 2012.
If there are any ladies on the PTA that rub you the wrong way, you could dress up Snowball a bit, put her in a wrapped box, and try to pass her off to that family (though I'd be wary of reciprocal gifts).
![[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8K0CL_qOiHIDMel-wzFT...DotHhLuusg]](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8K0CL_qOiHIDMel-wzFTF6d_WDEKMM8t6LXmSAxNeDotHhLuusg)
(10-22-2012, 01:23 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ] (10-22-2012, 01:01 PM)ESAD Wrote: [ -> ]I bet you did it UN.
Nah. If I were going to do it I would have taken them both out at once. Poor Rambo was snuggled up next to his dead buddy this morning. He looked a little shocked when I poured the food in and Snowball didn't leap up to partake.
Feed it to Rambo, the white light!! It will be a part of him for ever.
(10-22-2012, 02:38 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: [ -> ]By all means, let us know how it went.
I told him I heard that guinea pig tastes like chicken and maybe he should fire up the grill. I quote....
"Jesus" with a chuckle. He still hasn't gotten rid of it. I have all the windows/doors opened now. He thinks I'm imagining it but I definitely smell eau d' dead pig.
Uh oh, he just put a plastic bag over his hand. Either he's going to give me a colon exam or....nope, bye Snowball.
See, that's what I like about you - I can clearly see that the prospect of a colon exam by your husband was more preferable to you than the disposal of Snowball.
Does your daughter know? How does one interact with a critter that size? Intelligence wise are they comparable to other domesticated animals? Can you cuddle with those lil' pigs? Did you & OP ever discuss the merits of guinea pigs? Oops, that might have been hamsters now that I think of it.
You should probably be out back playing "air" taps.
Farewell, Snowball.