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(05-01-2012, 08:46 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Oh look, Ramsey and JsMom are here. They never cease to amaze me with their fascinating posts.

Just as fascinating as this one is.

My son tied for 2^nd place out of 900 kids at the Pepsi bowling tournament. He has to have a roll off with the other kid and if he wins he'll go to the Indianapolis nationals to represent Fl. If not then there is always next year, that's if he sticks with it. Hopefully he becomes a professional bowler and makes me rich .

(05-04-2012, 07:56 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]I do believe that idle hands are the devil's workshop.

wtf?

it's Friday night here at 10.09EST I finished another assignment yesterday and submitted it. I actually had a nightmare about it during the week so I have to get rid of it as soon as possible.

So I have given myself today off. It's been a nice day too, I am one of those people who loves Fridays. I have been in and out here all day. You could never get lonely in here, there is always someone that around that you can argue with. ha.

(05-04-2012, 07:56 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

More parents should have their kids involved in activities like that...

...as cheesy as it sounds, I do believe that idle hands are the devil's workshop.

He does everything from football to skateboarding. I'm glad he's not into surfing so much anymore, that made me a nervous wreck.

(05-04-2012, 07:50 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]My son tied for 2^nd place out of 900 kids at the Pepsi bowling tournament. He has to have a roll off with the other kid and if he wins he'll go to the Indianapolis nationals to represent Fl. If not then there is always next year, that's if he sticks with it. Hopefully he becomes a professional bowler and makes me rich .

That's quite the achievment! You must be proud! My oldest placed first in the 400 meter out of 18 schools at his invitational. He might be on his way to states. He's pretty stoked, especially since they announced his name over the loudspeaker and he accepeted the school medals.

(05-06-2012, 12:09 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]well this sucks.




Washington (CNN) -- The National Park Service said Saturday that the National Christmas Tree located just south of the White House has died due to complications from "transplant shock."

The Park Service removed the Colorado blue spruce from the White House grounds early Saturday. The tree had replaced another which was damaged in a wind storm early last year.

The Park Service said it always has a replacement tree lined up to make sure one is in place for the annual National Christmas Tree Lighting event held each December. The new tree is also a Colorado spruce but won't be planted until late October.

Ummmmmmm it's the elevation dipstick.

Trees are kinda picky about the elevations where they grow.

another fine example of the ineptness of our government.

why firefighters are heroes

ST. PETERSBURG FLA.— The mother was pacing back and forth above the storm drain, calling for help.

Her babies were stuck below.

There they were, piled atop one another in a storm drain behind the Old Navy at Tyrone Square Mall: nine brown ducklings, calling to their mother.

Firefighters got the call about 9:52 a.m. They arrived four minutes later to find the mother duck perched above the drain and McNeally guarding the spot from about 15 feet away.

It took three men to lift up the grates that held the ducklings in.

Once the grates were off, firefighter Ted Johnson jumped down into the drain. The ducklings scattered.

Corralling them with his legs, he scooped them out, one by one.

Handling ducklings is harder than it looks, the firefighters said. The key is to hang on to them without squashing them.

The little duck jumped out of the firefighter's hands and sprang through the parking lot. Kras had to chase it under three or four cars before catching it.

"It was really funny," McNeally said. "Big ol' firefighter chasing around this little thing."

Awwww how sweet!

(05-09-2012, 08:51 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I'm a mean motherfucker right now.

Please give me some incentive to rip you a new one.

What kind of follower are you? start your own shit.

(05-09-2012, 08:51 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I'm a mean motherfucker right now.

Please give me some incentive to rip you a new one.

-Horses are worthless creatures!
-Bill Clinton is a homely short-sighted cretan!
-Smart mature women know that hairless young men with low IQs is where it's really at.
-Controversy sucks!
-You should listen to Dick more often.

(05-09-2012, 10:35 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-09-2012, 08:51 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I'm a mean motherfucker right now.

Please give me some incentive to rip you a new one.

-Horses are worthless creatures!
-Bill Clinton is a homely short-sighted cretan!
-Smart mature women know that hairless young men with low IQs is where it's really at.
-Controversy sucks!
-You should listen to Dick more often.

Ass Kisser

Fuckers

(05-09-2012, 10:36 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]Ass Kisser

I read that your Ass Kisser of the Week award might be making a come back. I wanna be first in line to be rewarded by you, Dick.

*See what I did there? Kissed your ass too. I think I really have a shot at the title.*

Where the FUCK are my keys??




ETA: Found them. Good morning, bitches.

(05-09-2012, 10:41 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-09-2012, 10:36 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]Ass Kisser

I read that your Ass Kisser of the Week award might be making a come back. I wanna be first in line to be rewarded by you, Dick.

*See what I did there? Kissed your ass too. I think I really have a shot at the title.*

I'm thinking about bringing it back for a short time, jsmom had a 3 to nothing lead.