I miss Tiki. She was my favorite.
(06-14-2012, 01:17 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]"On a state level, foreclosure activity in Georgia jumped 33 percent between April and May, and vaulted 30 percent from May last year. That translates to one in every 300 households receiving a foreclosure-related warning, the nation's highest foreclosure rate last month."
Nice.
I had a guy in my neighborhood who's house was foreclosed on and he moved. BUT before he left, he stopped up all the sinks and tubs and left the water running! Fucking trashed the house! Douche Bag.
Ladies, you'll probably be proud of me, and guys, you'll probably want to punch me for my stupidity. Here's what happened:
I'll occasionally head to a local Tavern with co-workers in a small bedroom community of the Twin Cities. Always have my wedding ring on and the beauty of this particular bar is, there's NEVER any attractive women in there. NO chance to put myself in a postion to cheat.
So, last night I head over with a male co-worker and a little 27 year old hottie (it was her b-day, and we were going to buy her a couple of beers). She heads out back to have a smoke, and I mention to 'Bill', 'Same old clientele in here tonight'. Never a good looking woman, blah, blah, blah.
Not 5 minutes later, 2 women walk through the door that stop the bar in its tracks. I'm thinking late 30's and very good looking. They end up at the bar a few stools down from our gang.
One of them ends up being loud and says something about Roberto Luongo, goalie for the Vancouver Canucks. I hear this and yell something about hockey to her, and she mentions she's from Canada. I keep my eye on them, but don't approach.
15 mins or so later, I decide I'm going to play some tunes. As I walk by them I mention that they MUST be out of towners because there's never an attractive woman in here. They loved it. Either they were super horned up or they were humoring me.
My group (hottie's sister and friend showed up) decide to move out onto the patio. My buddy heads out with them. As I'm walking past the two women to join the group, they stop me.
Small talk. Laughing. They end up being 37 and 42. Other gal is from Denver. Both single moms. Here for training. Guys from their group were losers and they wanted to mingle with the Minny crowd of men. I told them 'sorry' for the lack of good looking men at the bar. They chuckled.
Went this way for about a half hour.
They were definitely on the prowl. Ready, if Mr Right were there, to knock boots. I'm fairly confident I could've/would've been that guy. I chose not to.
Now I sit and struggle with it. Really, no one would've ever known. They would've headed back home, etc.
At the end of the day, I just knew it was wrong and couldn't bring myself to cheat.
You struggled with it??? Bad bad MS. It shouldn't have been any struggle at all that NO you wouldn't cheat on your wife even if she would never find out.
You are in big fucking trouble now Mr. cannot do anything right!!
(06-14-2012, 04:53 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]You struggled with it??? Bad bad MS. It shouldn't have been any struggle at all that NO you wouldn't cheat on your wife even if she would never find out.
Ramsey, if you're not a man, you wouldn't quite understand. Our cocks really would lead our lives if we let them. Nature is powerful.
We know wrong from right, but that doesn't mean acting in the appropriate manner is EASY.
So, when I say I struggle with it, I mean it. I've never cheated, but it's not easy maintaining that clean record.
(06-14-2012, 04:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]they wanted to mingle with the Minny crowd of men.
I bet they meant "mini" and they were talking about you.
(06-14-2012, 05:30 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ] (06-14-2012, 04:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]they wanted to mingle with the Minny crowd of men.
I bet they meant "mini" and they were talking about you.
I never considered that.
Sometimes I wish you were around IRL to help me out.
Thanks.
Yes MS, all the women of Mock are so proud of you for not fucking a herpes infested cougar. Congratulations and much love, you cocky, arrogant bastard.
(06-14-2012, 05:49 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Yes MS, all the women of Mock are so proud of you for not fucking a herpes infested cougar. Congratulations and much love, you cocky, arrogant bastard.
There are times I wish you wouldn't sugarcoat your thoughts/feelings.
This isn't one of those times.
BTW, they wouldn't have been cougars relative to ME.
P.S. Why is it that women dig the cocky, arrogant bastards??
(06-14-2012, 04:59 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ] (06-14-2012, 04:53 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]You struggled with it??? Bad bad MS. It shouldn't have been any struggle at all that NO you wouldn't cheat on your wife even if she would never find out.
Ramsey, if you're not a man, you wouldn't quite understand. Our cocks really would lead our lives if we let them. Nature is powerful.
We know wrong from right, but that doesn't mean acting in the appropriate manner is EASY.
So, when I say I struggle with it, I mean it. I've never cheated, but it's not easy maintaining that clean record.
That is such a gift...don't give it up....even if your wife never found out your marriage would lose something you couldn't ever get back.
MS, if the shoe were on the other foot, your wife would have fucked him. j/s
(06-15-2012, 12:00 AM)username Wrote: [ -> ]MS, if the shoe were on the other foot, your wife would have fucked him. j/s
How do I kick your warning level back up to 100%?
Back in BLACK. My paper is called "Engaging Nurses in the Political Process through Positive Workplace Relationships" 2750 words. Of course, it is bipartisan as nurses have to deal with both sides of government. Glad it's done. I have done all the groundwork gradually (references citing etc.). Thanks for the support y'all, it's much appreciated. Even you User! ha.
Now, I am back in here reading about MS tawdry non-conquests. What if those women had the pox MS? Your wife would soon find out Mister, and you could lose something very precious to you and I aint talking about your marriage.
Also, I think MWS thinks himself the Simon Cowell of Mock.
We don't need to hear all this trihard wannabe non-debauchery from his royal hotness. It would have been different if he scored.
(06-14-2012, 04:59 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]Our cocks really would lead our lives if we let them.
You're doing that thing where you're speaking for all people again, this time men. All men do not let their cocks lead their life. All men do not have a mental battle over whether or not they are going to pick up a stranger & fuck her. All men do not need a pat on their back when they decline a piece of ass. All men are not as desperate as you are.
MS, if you had scored would you have worn a condom? Would you feel guilty when you got home and saw your wife? She innocently asks if you had fun and you say oh yea! How WOULD you feel if your wife went out with the girls and banged some dude she met at the bar? I mean if you ever found out that is.
I see nothing wrong with a little flirting as long as it remains harmless. If it goes beyond that then there is a problem.
(06-14-2012, 04:59 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ] (06-14-2012, 04:53 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]You struggled with it??? Bad bad MS. It shouldn't have been any struggle at all that NO you wouldn't cheat on your wife even if she would never find out.
Ramsey, if you're not a man, you wouldn't quite understand. Our cocks really would lead our lives if we let them. Nature is powerful.
We know wrong from right, but that doesn't mean acting in the appropriate manner is EASY.
So, when I say I struggle with it, I mean it. I've never cheated, but it's not easy maintaining that clean record.
This is utter bullshit. You really ought to be ashamed of yourself. I flirt with (and appreciate) attractive women all the time. Would I like to see what they taste and smell like? Of course. Would I ever even consider it? Never.
MWS, if you have sex outside of marriage, your penis will fall off.
(06-15-2012, 07:29 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]MS, if you had scored would you have worn a condom? Would you feel guilty when you got home and saw your wife? She innocently asks if you had fun and you say oh yea! How WOULD you feel if your wife went out with the girls and banged some dude she met at the bar? I mean if you ever found out that is.
I see nothing wrong with a little flirting as long as it remains harmless. If it goes beyond that then there is a problem.
She'd know it in a minute anyway, unless he wore a full body condom. A woman knows what her man smells like, and especially knows what another woman on her man smells like.