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I just put my 5.00 into the work pot they are getting 150 tickets so far. if we win who will work?
I won 80 bucks on scratchers yesterday, today I will dump a few back into powerball and mega millions, plus roadrunner cash,pick 3 and a few more scratchers.
I haven't played in years.

Ironicly, I was going to play this week anyways.
There was an abondoned resort (huge) beside our resort in St Thomas. We all planned on playing this week and winning...then going back and buying it...hah Seriously.

The buildings are in great shape and it's on a beautiful bay. We even had jobs picked out for ourselves and everyone back home.

I"ll buy $2 for the state, powerball, and mega millions. Then I won't play again for years.
Today is a raw day, cold and feels like snow. My morning walk was uneventful no dogs. That is all.


So badly I want to go to training camp & ask Jason Babin to arm wrestle with me. Friggin' lottery only. Ugh.

I wonder if someone could be bribed.
(03-29-2012, 01:05 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]who's playing the megamillions? drawing friday night.
the odds against you are astronomical, but what the hell, i bought 3 tickets today.
You can play Mega Millions in in 42 states plus the District of Columbia and the U. S. Virgin Islands.

THE POT IS UP TO $540. MILLION RIGHT NOW!

over half a Billion! whoohoo. WooWooWoo

if i win i am moving to Alaska and not telling my kids where. hah


It's up to $640 Million now...

Just Think!

If Dickie won he could afford to go to charm school.


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He wouldn't be any taller but at least he could learn to walk in those fire engine red stiletto heels.

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And afford the Insurance on his "Stiletto-Pump-Mobile"

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If Luck be a Lady tonight,

He could move into that Penthouse he has been dreaming about.


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I can't find my ticket. Panic
Don't worry the odds are pretty much the same to win whether or not you have one.
The divorce rate among people that win big in the lottery goes through the roof. Do you guys think that it's because of the "pressure of making so many decisions with that much $" or "they were shakey marriages already and finally had the $$ to get out"? Sherlock
(03-31-2012, 03:46 PM)pspence Wrote: [ -> ]"they were shakey marriages already and finally had the $$ to get out"? Sherlock


That ^^^^^^^


(03-31-2012, 03:49 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]That ^^^^^^^[


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(03-31-2012, 10:19 PM)pspence Wrote: [ -> ]
(03-31-2012, 03:49 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]That ^^^^^^^[


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that means she agrees with above post. ^^^ means look up.

My work pooled 500 tickets. The man and woman that bought them(they are married)said that we didn't even win $5, $3, $1!! That is bullshit! 500 tickets and not win anything? Not even a fucking dollar? 106
(03-31-2012, 10:36 PM)krystalshores Wrote: [ -> ]My work pooled 500 tickets. The man and woman that bought them(they are married)said that we didn't even win $5, $3, $1!! That is bullshit! 500 tickets and not win anything? Not even a fucking dollar? 106

That's what you get when you give people money to gamble for you. Like your odds are that much better when you pool your money... Do the math, people. Y'all just didn't want someone else from your work to win, that's why you pooled your money.

Zen killers.


Cracker, I couldn't address this in the walking while black thread but I liked the video you posted about lying & liars. I thought the speaker was funny & personable but I didn't like Bill being used as an example.

That is all. Thank you. Smiley_emoticons_smile
Some people don't realize their behavior has consequences. I am amazed at the amount of bullshit a person will swallow day after day in order to not have to make hard decisions. If you happen to run into only good people IRL, good for you. Some people got it like that. But if not, do something about it. Make waves. Raise hell. Walk the other way. Do something besides bitch about it.

I really think a good half of this country has a mindless existence that revolves around smartphones and dinner at Applebees.
Payroll tax, business tax, property tax, personal income tax - all due within 6 weeks of each other. It's insane, especially the property tax in San Francisco. Makes me wish Herman Cain was still in the mix - that 9 9 9 flat tax looks really darn good.

Tis' all...