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(11-29-2012, 05:30 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Oddly enough I just came in to post about vibrators!

I think I need a strap on vibrator if they make such a thing (HotD--take note for the Christmas thread). When I start bucking around like an epileptic on crack, it's hard to keep a regular one in place for maximum O.

Must work on this...

It was more like wife's sister had a roommate (someone I know), who left her unwashed dildo in an area where all who lived there saw it.

Too bad it wasn't as juicy as the way you described, would definitely have made a better story.

BTW, you never took a ride on that Tommy Lee/Nikki Sixx train did you?
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That makes a little more sense...except for the part of leaving it lay around for the whole world to see.

I might have taken the Tommy train...my memory from 28 to 32 is somewhat sketchy. Definitely NOT the Nikki train...this I know for sure.

(11-29-2012, 06:49 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]I might have taken the Tommy train...

I'm kicking you off the island. The tribe has spoken...

(11-29-2012, 06:23 PM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]

Hahahaha! This isn't right, either. Why do some guys do this? Like they're taking a poo or something.

User, is that ^^^ a pic of the guy that spent some time with you at your 'girls only' weekend at some cabin (or something like that) a few months back?

What a stupid 'O' face.

(11-29-2012, 07:16 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]User, is that ^^^ a pic of the guy that spent some time with you at your 'girls only' weekend at some cabin (or something like that) a few months back?

What a stupid 'O' face.

Oh HELL no! I just pulled a random poop face off the internet. Most guys don't show teeth but I've seen dozens who scrunch up their face like they're forcing a golf ball out their dick. I don't know why.




























Kidding about the "dozens" part. Maybe.

(11-29-2012, 07:21 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-29-2012, 07:16 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]User, is that ^^^ a pic of the guy that spent some time with you at your 'girls only' weekend at some cabin (or something like that) a few months back?

What a stupid 'O' face.

Oh HELL no! I just pulled a random poop face off the internet. Most guys don't show teeth but I've seen dozens who scrunch up their face like they're forcing a golf ball out their dick. I don't know why.

Kidding about the "dozens" part. Maybe.

I know what you mean.

I've also lost count.

(11-29-2012, 06:53 PM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-29-2012, 06:49 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]I might have taken the Tommy train...

I'm kicking you off the island. The tribe has spoken...

I said I MIGHT have. Those years were a blurrrrrr...

Besides that...you haven't been on the island for months now, so no big loss.

I have always wanted a santa suit.

was it a glass pipe or a tube coming from a lightbulb?

(11-29-2012, 08:55 PM)ESAD Wrote: [ -> ]was it a glass pipe or a tube coming from a lightbulb?

It was a blowjob in the alley. Santa sucks.

jingleballs indeed.

I'm sick and I think feverish. I just drove around the Lucky parking lot for several minutes looking at the parking places and not one met my criteria (not sure what that was). So then I drove a couple of miles to Trader Joe's. I'm not real happy with the parking here either but I think I'll probably get out of my car anyway.

(11-30-2012, 08:04 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]I'm sick and I think feverish. I just drove around the Lucky parking lot for several minutes looking at the parking places and not one met my criteria (not sure what that was). So then I drove a couple of miles to Trader Joe's. I'm not real happy with the parking here either but I think I'll probably get out of my car anyway.

Sucks, user. Definitely a bug going around. I had it for a couple of days and I've got lots of sick caregivers out this week. Stay inside for the next couple of days if you can. Seems to only last 2 - 3 days if you're able to rest a lot.

(11-29-2012, 07:43 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-29-2012, 06:53 PM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-29-2012, 06:49 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]I might have taken the Tommy train...

I'm kicking you off the island. The tribe has spoken...

I said I MIGHT have. Those years were a blurrrrrr...

Besides that...you haven't been on the island for months now, so no big loss.

I've been here, you just haven't noticed...

You really don't need to justify that 'crusty crab bitch' tagline yanno

I'm pretty sure I've never done this before. I'm going to see a movie by myself and it's not even porn. Is that weird?

(12-01-2012, 07:51 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

What are going to see? It's hard for me to sit still long enough to watch a movie in its entirety.

I NEVER go to the movies (even with company) but I'm sick and...I wanted to see Twilight. Embarrassing.