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I think if you don't pay taxes for three years in a row, you should lose your right to vote until you do better. Who wants all the people voting who can't fucking feed themselves?

What do you think you can tell me that will add any value to my life, Clang? Seriously. What good are you? Ballast. You keep the house from tipping when your mom walks on the other side. That's about it. You might take the trash out, but I kind of doubt that.
(07-15-2012, 11:01 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]I really do feel that I shouldn't have to speak or listen to anyone who doesn't pay taxes. Retired (people who actually earned it by working, not leeching for 65 fucking years) people are exempt. Not sure about housewives, but I don't think they make the cut.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YOU GOD DAMN KNUCKLE DRAGGER!! Housewife? That sounds like some bimbo woman who takes care of the house for her husband with no ability to think on her own. There are many women like me who decided to stay home with their kids despite having well-paying/successful careers. I didn't lose my ability to think (or vote) when I decided to stop working outside the home. I very much enjoy my life of leisure now (no, wait, I work really hard!) and my husband pays enough taxes for both of us, fuckyouverymuch.

Sheesh.
Once upon a time it was only landowners that could vote.
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(07-15-2012, 11:43 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YOU GOD DAMN KNUCKLE DRAGGER!! Housewife? That sounds like some bimbo woman who takes care of the house for her husband with no ability to think on her own. There are many women like me who decided to stay home with their kids despite having well-paying/successful careers. I didn't lose my ability to think (or vote) when I decided to stop working outside the home. I very much enjoy my life of leisure now (no, wait, I work really hard!) and my husband pays enough taxes for both of us, fuckyouverymuch.

Sheesh.

Yeah, but you have been talking about poop more and more.

Tell me the great things you think on your own. Hahahaha

I was waiting for this type reaction from Clang. If someone told me I didn't/couldn't add anything of value I would have about 50 things to say to justify my existence. But he doesn't have anything to counter. That is fucking sad.

Clang, you have to do better. You have been doing the same nothing for a few years. You aren't even in good shape. If you are going to be a kept man, you should at least look good, damn. You need to do better. How? Do more. That will take some actual effort. You have to accept you are going to have to do something to change anything.

Do something. Anything. And do it often. (Not eat, that isn't working.)

(07-16-2012, 12:11 AM)Donovan Wrote: [ -> ]Once upon a time it was only landowners that could vote.

I completely understand that. They bought into the American dream. Everybody else is just resting on it.
Talk to me about Romney and his tax returns. And Obama's assertions that Romney was head of Bain longer than Mitt states. Go see the 2012 election thread.
I think it's so funny and cute when people think their/any vote counts.

It's just so naive and sweet. It really warms my heart.
(07-16-2012, 01:02 AM)Riotgear Wrote: [ -> ]I think it's so funny and cute when people think their/any vote counts.

It's just so naive and sweet. It really warms my heart.

Not voting is the ultimate act of passivity.
Awwww so darling. I just want to pat your head sweetie.
(07-16-2012, 12:54 AM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Go see the 2012 election thread.

Thanks, but I read the news.

No matter to Cracker. The man is better with money than the Chicago negroes.

Obama was a shitty president. Nothing else really matters.

If he picks Condi, he's gonna fucking WIN! LURVE Condi.
(07-15-2012, 11:20 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]I think if you don't pay taxes for three years in a row, you should lose your right to vote until you do better. Who wants all the people voting who can't fucking feed themselves?

What do you think you can tell me that will add any value to my life, Clang? Seriously. What good are you? Ballast. You keep the house from tipping when your mom walks on the other side. That's about it. You might take the trash out, but I kind of doubt that.

I take out the trash, cook the meals, do the laundry, do the food shopping(doing that tommorrow...er...today), and clean the house. As well as job search, volunteer, and find time for TV, Internet and other recreational activities.

And fuck you! My 76 year old mom can barely walk, She's diabetic, has neuropathy in her legs, has survived cancer, MRSA(sp?), etc. Say whatever bad thing you want about me but leave my mom out of it.The_Villagers
Can you imagine how fucked up you are going to be at that age? You probably won't make it that long. You have poor health habits.

I didn't say anything bad, just mostly true stuff. It just sounds bad when somebody else says it.

If your mom is the fat kind of diabetic, take a long look. That's your future.
(07-16-2012, 01:10 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-16-2012, 12:54 AM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Go see the 2012 election thread.

Thanks, but I read the news.

No matter to Cracker. The man is better with money than the Chicago negroes.

Obama was a shitty president. Nothing else really matters.

If he picks Condi, he's gonna fucking WIN! LURVE Condi.

Definitely managed his own money well. Not so sure about his ability to help manage the U.S. economy (I don't see where he's offering some spectacular plan to turn the economy around).

Condi? Meh. She's not Hillary. I'm not that excited about her at all. Token black woman as far as I'm concerned.
(07-16-2012, 01:54 AM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Condi? Meh. She's not Hillary. I'm not that excited about her at all. Token black woman as far as I'm concerned.

Take.that.back.

Seriously, Condi is the shit. Way more accomplished than Hillary. WAY more.

Read her bio. You will be impressed. She has played with YoYo Ma. She attended Stanford. She was National Security Advisor AND Secretary of State. Fuck Hillary.
Yeah Condi is smart as hell but VP is still a shit position unless Mitt gets strangled by his special underwear. Who wants a smart, accomplished broad for state funerals and ribbon cuttings?


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(07-16-2012, 01:10 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-16-2012, 12:54 AM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Go see the 2012 election thread.

Thanks, but I read the news.

No matter to Cracker. The man is better with money than the Chicago negroes.

Obama was a shitty president. Nothing else really matters.

If he picks Condi, he's gonna fucking WIN! LURVE Condi.

If they survive the shitstorm. Obama is a dirty trickster. Look how he's put the Rom on the defense already. Condi's a sweetie but she's got too much baggage. My nickel says he'll pass. The whole public float of her as Veep was to distract from the forward momentum Obama's been getting on the "rich fat cat" motif. Seems to have worked as a distraction. I can't see him actually picking her though.
(07-16-2012, 05:09 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-16-2012, 01:54 AM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Condi? Meh. She's not Hillary. I'm not that excited about her at all. Token black woman as far as I'm concerned.

Take.that.back.

Seriously, Condi is the shit. Way more accomplished than Hillary. WAY more.

Read her bio. You will be impressed. She has played with YoYo Ma. She attended Stanford. She was National Security Advisor AND Secretary of State. Fuck Hillary.

We never played "yo yo" together, fyi.