(08-13-2012, 07:57 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]He would if they were free government entitlement nuts.
Clang already gets that, you never heard of goverment cheese balls? It's pasteurized cheese rolled in peanuts. It's no gorgonzola and pecans, but will do in a pinch.
Fuck it. We left AMA. The longer we sat there, the more mobility my son was getting. The stupid nurse kept saying it was probably not broken but if it were (in the wrong place) all kinds of horrible things could happen involving growth plates/surgery etc. Bottom line if his foot turns purple tomorrow I'll bring him in but he was limping on it by the time we left; probably just a sprain.
We'd already been there 2 1⁄2 + hours and they were telling us we might be there well in to the night just to get a freaking x-ray and the results.
Hell yeah. Triage that shit your own self. Maybe just lose the foot and see if you can get him a DoD/DARPA rig. Almost better than the real thing from what I understand.
(08-13-2012, 08:19 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ] (08-13-2012, 07:57 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]He would if they were free government entitlement nuts.
Clang already gets that, you never heard of goverment cheese balls? It's pasteurized cheese rolled in peanuts. It's no gorgonzola and pecans, but will do in a pinch.
I wish I got that. that sounds delicious. Where's my gubment cheez, Obama?:(
(08-13-2012, 05:55 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ] (08-13-2012, 04:46 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]So I take it you don't want to play a game of Twister with Jimbone while he's freeballing in his baggies?
Twister while free-balling would allow for many opportunities to teabag your opponent (or teammate, depends on how they'd feel about it).
Clang, for all of his oddities, doesn't strike me as someone who'd like a strange set of nuts resting on his chin.
I HAVE been wrong before, tho.
You are correct, sir.
(08-13-2012, 08:47 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Fuck it. We left AMA. The longer we sat there, the more mobility my son was getting. The stupid nurse kept saying it was probably not broken but if it were (in the wrong place) all kinds of horrible things could happen involving growth plates/surgery etc. Bottom line if his foot turns purple tomorrow I'll bring him in but he was limping on it by the time we left; probably just a sprain.
We'd already been there 2 1⁄2 + hours and they were telling us we might be there well in to the night just to get a freaking x-ray and the results.
Kids are like rubber sometimes.
(08-13-2012, 08:50 PM)Riotgear Wrote: [ -> ]Hell yeah. Triage that shit your own self. Maybe just lose the foot and see if you can get him a DoD/DARPA rig. Almost better than the real thing from what I understand.
Shut the fuck up. I take him in for everything and it's never been a break yet. I'll stab myself in the eyes with a fork if I fucked up this time.
(08-13-2012, 09:35 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ] (08-13-2012, 08:50 PM)Riotgear Wrote: [ -> ]Hell yeah. Triage that shit your own self. Maybe just lose the foot and see if you can get him a DoD/DARPA rig. Almost better than the real thing from what I understand.
Shut the fuck up. I take him in for everything and it's never been a break yet. I'll stab myself in the eyes with a fork if I fucked up this time.
DIY BABY!
(08-13-2012, 09:35 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ] (08-13-2012, 08:50 PM)Riotgear Wrote: [ -> ]Hell yeah. Triage that shit your own self. Maybe just lose the foot and see if you can get him a DoD/DARPA rig. Almost better than the real thing from what I understand.
Shut the fuck up. I take him in for everything and it's never been a break yet. I'll stab myself in the eyes with a fork if I fucked up this time.
yeah, i have a feeling no one needs to be worrying about your children ever being medically neglected.
(08-13-2012, 12:09 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ][quote='username' pid='277355' dateline='1344808087']
Sally and I used to hang out on a forum where a few of the women were selling their soiled underwear for extra cash.
damn, i had an intestinal blowout a few weeks ago. if i hadn't washed those puppies, they could be standing in the corner by now and brought in some major bucks. for $20 i would have sung like a bird to the dude.:
(08-14-2012, 06:13 AM)pspence Wrote: [ -> ]damn, i had an intestinal blowout a few weeks ago. if i hadn't washed those puppies, they could be standing in the corner by now and brought in some major bucks.
I could be wrong about this Pspence, but I don't think the buyers are looking for panties that are soiled with shit.
(08-14-2012, 06:13 AM)pspence Wrote: [ -> ] (08-13-2012, 12:09 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ][quote='username' pid='277355' dateline='1344808087']
Sally and I used to hang out on a forum where a few of the women were selling their soiled underwear for extra cash.
damn, i had an intestinal blowout a few weeks ago. if i hadn't washed those puppies, they could be standing in the corner by now and brought in some major bucks. for $20 i would have sung like a bird to the dude.:
I just threw up my breakfast
I'm so fuckin sick of adults acting like fucking idiots all the time I could fucking scream. My children have more sense than most of he adults I come into contact with daily.
I'm not sure that works out to a compliment for your kids.
How old were they when you packed them off to work?
Good day today.
My nephew (who's more like my son) finished his student teaching and got his credential for Special Ed last month. He's done 9 interviews since; tough out there right now. Anyway, he just texted me and he got the one that he wanted most.
He'll be helping 18 - 22 year olds with with special needs (not physical) prepare for and secure employment; mostly outside of the classroom. It's called Vocational Preparedness Instructor. So happy that I'll probably join ramsey's Friday dance party if she opens a thread tomorrow.
Tis all...
It's a wonderful thing when deserving people get what they want.
I usually get out of it by just saying I'm a SAHM but this time the clerk told me I have to tell it to the judge.
