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The chef won a turkey on Sunday at a turkey shoot and Im making it today. I can't find the rack for my roaster pan. Gggggrrrrrrrrr.........

MMMMMMM the house is going to smell good Lucy.

I swear to god that pan came with a rack. Things have a way of disappearing in this house.

The cat took it.

I picked up my new car yesterday and I've discovered something already that I REALLY don't like about it (and newer cars in general). They're fucking NAGS!

I turned it on this morning and there's this big warning that I need to CHECK THE TIRE PRESSURE on the left rear tire. The car has 60 miles on it! I don't want to check the tire pressure, dammit. I've got to figure out how to make the warning go away.

Nag, nag, NAG!

having a coffee and a cigarette.

(11-01-2012, 11:23 AM)username Wrote: [ -> ]I picked up my new car yesterday and I've discovered something already that I REALLY don't like about it (and newer cars in general). They're fucking NAGS!

I turned it on this morning and there's this big warning that I need to CHECK THE TIRE PRESSURE on the left rear tire. The car has 60 miles on it! I don't want to check the tire pressure, dammit. I've got to figure out how to make the warning go away.

Nag, nag, NAG!

My car beeps and dings and flashes at me all the fucking time. Right now the washer fluid is low and there's a big, flashing orange light on the dash and it beeps, through the speakers, every 90 seconds or so the entire time I'm driving it. Its the same way for low gas. For tire pressure. For every damn thing under the sun.

(11-01-2012, 11:30 AM)LuciferLynn Wrote: [ -> ]My car beeps and dings and flashes at me all the fucking time. Right now the washer fluid is low and there's a big, flashing orange light on the dash and it beeps, through the speakers, every 90 seconds or so the entire time I'm driving it. Its the same way for low gas. For tire pressure. For every damn thing under the sun.

My son has named my car Robocar.

(11-01-2012, 07:37 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]You don't get sick from getting wet in the rain. You get sick from germs. Fact.

That's the most intelligent thing you've said in 4 years. Fact.

(11-01-2012, 11:56 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-01-2012, 07:37 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]You don't get sick from getting wet in the rain. You get sick from germs. Fact.

That's the most intelligent thing you've said in 4 years. Fact.

I can bring it when necessary.

Well done, 4 years what a sterling amount of input u have made in nearly 10,000 posts something to tell your poor children if you have any.

My legacy by RamScat 1 non retard post

You are so vested in what I say that you have to make two posts in a row to respond. Beat it.

Pah, don't pat your self on the back, not that you can.

(11-01-2012, 12:25 PM)ESAD Wrote: [ -> ]Pah, don't pat your self on the back, not that you can.

Not that I would want to. Sparring with you doesn't really require so much effort that I feel the need to congratulate myself.

okey dokey stop sparring with me then, because i enjoy making you look ignorant and stupid so i wont stop.

whatever makes you happy ESAD. Besides pills and booze that is.

Ignorance again, not drunk anything in 11 days trying to make permanent eat my drs pills, stop making your self look so idiotic and butthurt.

Ok ESAD. Just remember there is help when you are ready for it.
Love you!