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Jeez, they have two sisters that aren't affected by it (and the older one is quite pretty). I bet they'd like to murder her in her sleep.

(02-06-2012, 08:38 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]I see this car around town every now and then and my first thought is, how SHITTY of a driver are you that you need to wreck your ride like this to prevent someone from slamming in to your car?

Are you making fun of the crosswalk guy? Do they still have school crossing guards?

If you focus on the nose bling...you won't even notice the hair.

I would never ever want to be a crossing guard.

I was a crossing guard in AF tech school, I blocked traffic while everyone marched back to barracks. It was actually a lot of fun.

There are two or three reactors on the GA/SC border on the Savannah River (with a shitload of nuclear waste storage). As long as the frogs are alive, it's all good. When the frogs start dying off, I'll move to a white state. haha

Some one just called me a "stupid head" WTF does that REALLY mean? I gotta say being a "stupid head" aint so bad! That is of coarse if you are the one calling someone a "stupid head" it just sounds juvenile. Stupid head...............I hate that.

(02-10-2012, 11:07 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Some one just called me a "stupid head" WTF does that REALLY mean? I gotta say being a "stupid head" aint so bad! That is of coarse if you are the one calling someone a "stupid head" it just sounds juvenile. Stupid head...............I hate that.

Your son?? He probably knows better than to spell course, "coarse". It sucks when they get smarter than us.

Throw your toys on the ground, stomp away and keep crying until he comes and gives you a hug. That'll teach him.

(02-10-2012, 11:37 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-10-2012, 11:07 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Some one just called me a "stupid head"

Your son??

I was going to post the same thing. haha It was either his kids or grandbabies.

it was his Mom.

Maggot is done with us bitches for the night.

He has better things to think about...

Cheers Duchess...

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(02-12-2012, 09:09 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I have a terrible sense of foreboding.

?? It's Sunday. Nothing bad happens on Sunday. Not allowed.

It smells like egg nog in my fucking office for reasons no one can explain. All of a sudden I'm in a bad mood.

It got so bad towards the end of my last marriage that this would be my good morning conversation:

Me: Can I smell your pussy?
Bitch; fuck you!
Me: Oh...it must be your feet then!