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(09-17-2012, 03:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-17-2012, 03:10 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-17-2012, 02:02 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]I'm dreading the day my daughter enters junior high.

She'll be encountering young men just like dear ol' dad. Isn't that fantastic! *high five*

It'll definitely be eye-opening.

The good news, I'll know all the lines and all the gimmicks guys use to get into girls' pants.

She loves dear old dad now more than anyone. Hope it stays that way.

I'm sure it will. I was always a Daddy's girl until the day he passed away. I missed him every single day.

'Tombstone' with Kurt Russell and Sam Elliott is on AMC right now. Great movie.

(09-18-2012, 08:30 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]'Tombstone' with Kurt Russell and Sam Elliott is on AMC right now. Great movie.

Val Kilmer was great as Doc Holliday in that.

I think he's doing a movie about Mark Twain... he was a ringer for him when he did a stage show earlier this year.

My home town doesn't make it into the news a lot, since it's mostly know as a place where people go to die (it's a very flat town, not many hills so the O.A.P's flock there in droves)

But it made it into the national news today, well national tabloid but still.... These postcards are part of what you expect to find at the seaside, my Dad used to sell regular and naughty postcards in his shop back in the day.

Police were called to a gift shop on a seaside pier after a complaint that the postcards on sale were 'obscene' and 'damaging the image of the town'.
Shop owner Ian Donald was stunned when an officer turned up at his store in Eastbourne, East Sussex, and accused him of selling pornography next to buckets and spades.
The cheeky postcards, featuring women on the beach displaying their bottoms or breasts, had outraged Ashley Steinschauer, an assistant minister at the local church, but the complaint has left some bemused.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...raphy.html

On a side note, when my mum was still here and the ran the old fashioned sweet shop in a nearby town, she got reported to the local police for selling Insult Rock. It's basically sticks of rock (candy) that instead of a present from wherever etc it had fat bastard and dickhead on it instead. The local paper came and took her picture and wrote an article in the paper.

Oh yeah. There have been chriatmas trees in the stores here for 2 weeks. Yankee candle has had their christmas candles out since labor day.

I took my 14 year old son over to his girlfriends house today and he says to me all serious that her younger brothers are little bastards because there is no discipline in that house and he's a firm believer in discipline. Yeah ok .

I love the smell of fresh baked bread.

I hate the taste of homemade bread. Much prefer store bought bread and all its preservatives.

You look like store bought white bread.

(09-21-2012, 02:45 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]You look like store bought white bread.

Rams is on a roll today.

(09-21-2012, 02:45 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]You look like store bought white bread.

You have the IQ of store bought bread.

(09-21-2012, 03:24 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-21-2012, 02:45 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]You look like store bought white bread.

You have the IQ of store bought bread.

I hate service window times. 11-1pm.

Eating Funyons.

They're officially late now.

I found a bunch of jeans in a box and got all excited bc I'm desperate for jeans. Turns out I put them in there bc they're all too big, and that's why I don't have any jeans. Fuck.

(09-21-2012, 05:15 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: [ -> ]I found a bunch of jeans in a box and got all excited bc I'm desperate for jeans. Turns out I put them in there bc they're all too big, and that's why I don't have any jeans. Fuck.

You do know, there's a way to fix that, right?

Guess what I did last week??