Mock

Heh...I'll keep a hound eye out for the postman..

...As long as it has nothing to do with Pajama Pants. Just makin' that clear

This makes me giggle a little:

(03-21-2012, 09:10 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I've begun to solicit donations for my Save The Ta Ta's event. I know where you all live so you can expect a little something in the mail in the coming days.

Thanks in advance!

I swear to gawd, if you signed me up for more junk mail...

Are you going to walk, Duchess?

(03-21-2012, 07:18 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]Are you going to walk, Duchess?

No, I do a little something here on the farm.

(03-21-2012, 09:10 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I've begun to solicit donations for my Save The Ta Ta's event. I know where you all live so you can expect a little something in the mail in the coming days.

Thanks in advance!

Are you sending out pics of your ta ta's? hehehe

(03-21-2012, 08:16 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]

(03-21-2012, 09:10 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I've begun to solicit donations for my Save The Ta Ta's event. I know where you all live so you can expect a little something in the mail in the coming days.

Thanks in advance!

Are you sending out pics of your ta ta's? hehehe

When she PM'd me the pic of her 'amazing rack' she assured me I'd be the only one who'd be able to see them.

She's a cross between Petra and a young Carrie Fisher. No gravity taking hold there.

(03-22-2012, 03:29 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]When she PM'd me the pic of her 'amazing rack' she assured me I'd be the only one who'd be able to see them.

Pfft.

If I were going to share my hooters it wouldn't be with you. Haven't you ever heard the expression "don't shit where you eat"?

'Don't fish off the company pier'

She stood there bright as the sun on that California Coast.

He was a Midwestern Boy on his own.

She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent and blue.

He knew right then he was too far from home.

She took his hand and she led him along that golden beach.

They watched the waves tumble over the sand.

They drove for miles and miles up those twistin, turnin' roads,

Higher and higher and higher they climbed...

My 6 yr old knows most of the words to all the schoolhouse rock songs. he loves them. Conjunction junction whats your function. Lolly lolly lolly get your adverbs here. 1^st grade next year. He watches them over and over and over and over etc.

I think I remember most of those.

(03-22-2012, 08:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]My 6 yr old knows most of the words to all the schoolhouse rock songs. he loves them. Conjunction junction whats your function. Lolly lolly lolly get your adverbs here. 1^st grade next year. He watches them over and over and over and over etc.

I loved those songs. I learned how a bill became a law from Schoolhouse Rock. For those who still don't know:

I'm just a bill.
Yes, I'm only a bill.
And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.
Well, it's a long, long journey
To the capital city.
It's a long, long wait
While I'm sitting in committee,
But I know I'll be a law someday
At least I hope and pray that I will,
But today I am still just a bill.

Boy: Gee, Bill, you certainly have a lot of patience and courage.

Bill: Well I got this far. When I started, I wasn't even a bill, I was just an idea. Some folks back home decided they wanted a law passed, so they called their local Congressman and he said, "You're right, there oughta be a law." Then he sat down and wrote me out and introduced me to Congress. And I became a bill, and I'll remain a bill until they decide to make me a law.

I'm just a bill
Yes I'm only a bill,
And I got as far as Capitol Hill.
Well, now I'm stuck in committee
And I'll sit here and wait
While a few key Congressmen discuss and debate
Whether they should let me be a law.
How I hope and pray that they will,
But today I am still just a bill.

Boy: Listen to those congressmen arguing! Is all that discussion and debate about you?

Bill: Yeah, I'm one of the lucky ones. Most bills never even get this far. I hope they decide to report on me favourably, otherwise I may die.

Boy: Die?

Bill: Yeah, die in committee. Oooh, but it looks like I'm gonna live! Now I go to the House of Representatives, and they vote on me.

Boy: If they vote yes, what happens?

Bill: Then I go to the Senate and the whole thing starts all over again.

Boy: Oh no!

Bill: Oh yes!

I'm just a bill
Yes, I'm only a bill
And if they vote for me on Capitol Hill
Well, then I'm off to the White House
Where I'll wait in a line
With a lot of other bills
For the president to sign
And if he signs me, then I'll be a law.
How I hope and pray that he will,
But today I am still just a bill.

Boy: You mean even if the whole Congress says you should be a law, the president can still say no?

Bill: Yes, that's called a veto. If the President vetoes me, I have to go back to Congress and they vote on me again, and by that time you're so old...

Boy: By that time it's very unlikely that you'll become a law. It's not easy to become a law, is it?

Bill: No!

But how I hope and I pray that I will,
But today I am still just a bill.

Congressman: He signed you, Bill! Now you're a law!

Bill: Oh yes!!!

Just proof positive that good things happen to beautiful people:

http://www.sportspickle.com/news/4669/ho...leader-job

(03-23-2012, 01:28 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]Just proof positive that good things happen to beautiful people:

http://www.sportspickle.com/news/4669/ho...leader-job

I'm just glad you finally posted in the right thread.

(03-22-2012, 08:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]My 6 yr old knows most of the words to all the schoolhouse rock songs. he loves them. Conjunction junction whats your function. Lolly lolly lolly get your adverbs here. 1^st grade next year. He watches them over and over and over and over etc.

I can still sing the Preamble from watching that show as a kid.

holy shit...70 million!!?? that's obscene. and it's an ugly uncomfortable-looking rock.





A Swiss jewellery company has created a ring made from one enormous chunk of diamond.

Shawish Jewellery, a company based in Geneva, unveiled what they have billed as ‘the world’s first diamond ring’.

The 150-carat ring has been valued at around $70million and took one year to construct.