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You can have this one. I yi yi. He's feeling left out because his brother received a very prestigious award this evening at his graduation so he brought out this bottle of ass and sprayed it. Yuck. It really does smell like an old persons shoe. Would it repel stray cats, do you think? People are always dumping their cats off in this neighborhood bc of the creek and woods, but all they do is breed and fight. Its kind of like cat ghetto.
Cat ghetto hah
(06-01-2012, 11:50 AM)Jezreel Wrote: [ -> ]Found out this morning my friend's (an older lady I used to work with) son was murdered last night not far from my home. 19 years old, stabbed out front of his house he shared with his Dad and younger brother.

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London Free Press R.I.P Jared

Sorry to hear this, Jezreel. What a nightmare for your friend and her family.

R.I.P. Jared.
Sheesh. It's Credit Card Fraud Day at my house.

We got a call this morning from our credit card company that someone had tried to charge something at Macy's in Orlando, FL on our card (Ummm, Sally...???). Canceled that card.

Then I sat down to pay bills and I discovered a charge on my private credit card for $1817 to tubetape.com. Never heard of it, never bought anything from them. Called my cc company and disputed that charge and had to close that account too.

I have to say though, I'm impressed how the banks are catching some of these things pretty damn early.
I just caught the biggest catfish I have ever seen! The almost hubby was sleeping. I was scared to death and screaming wake up wake up! I didn't know how to get it off the hook. He woke up bitching at me. Took it off and we threw it back. I'm still shaking. Hahahaha
(06-03-2012, 01:00 AM)krystalshores Wrote: [ -> ]I just caught the biggest catfish I have ever seen! The almost hubby was sleeping. I was scared to death and screaming wake up wake up! I didn't know how to get it off the hook. He woke up bitching at me. Took it off and we threw it back. I'm still shaking. Hahahaha

Well, we have that in common. I'd be shaking too. I love to fish but I freak out when I actually catch something. hah
(06-03-2012, 01:17 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-03-2012, 01:00 AM)krystalshores Wrote: [ -> ]I just caught the biggest catfish I have ever seen! The almost hubby was sleeping. I was scared to death and screaming wake up wake up! I didn't know how to get it off the hook. He woke up bitching at me. Took it off and we threw it back. I'm still shaking. Hahahaha

Well, we have that in common. I'd be shaking too. I love to fish but I freak out when I actually catch something. hah

You bring the line I'll bring the pole I'll bend you over at the crawdad hole,honey baby mine.
/Weird
(06-02-2012, 03:34 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Sheesh. It's Credit Card Fraud Day at my house.

We got a call this morning from our credit card company that someone had tried to charge something at Macy's in Orlando, FL on our card (Ummm, Sally...???). Canceled that card.

Then I sat down to pay bills and I discovered a charge on my private credit card for $1817 to tubetape.com. Never heard of it, never bought anything from them. Called my cc company and disputed that charge and had to close that account too.

I have to say though, I'm impressed how the banks are catching some of these things pretty damn early.

Bought $3,000 worth of wine at a grocery store for a wedding...got an immediate call from my bank just assuring it was me who purchased it...I was very impressed also.
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Nigeria Seeks Answers to Fatal Crash
More than 150 banking executives, scammers and estate lawyers are dead after plane crashes into buildings in densely-populated city of Lagos, leaving wreckage scattered and setting fire to nearby structures, in the worst air disaster to strike the nation in 2 decades.
There's a gang of boys in my living room screaming at the tv. They've eaten $4,000 worth of food and drank 300 gallons of Kool Aid and Gatorade. Holy christ.
No doubt they must be watching "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" on TBS.
Why are they just standing there? Those pictures make no sense.

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they hosed it. nothing else they could do. 10 died on the ground. so far.
They're all waiting for the photographer's bank account details. To hide the money they found on the plane.
(06-03-2012, 10:16 PM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]They're all waiting for the photographer's bank account details. To hide the money they found on the plane.

we'll be making millions from their estates! just wait! hah
(06-03-2012, 10:01 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]No doubt they must be watching "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" on TBS.


They're watching the celtics game. Apparently the fate of the world depends on whether boston wins or not. Judging from the sounds and their faces, the end of the world is here.
(06-03-2012, 10:52 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: [ -> ]They're watching the celtics game. Apparently the fate of the world depends on whether boston wins or not. Judging from the sounds and their faces, the end of the world is here.

Close game. You're going to be up late it would seem...
Man they are practically foaming at the mouth. I'm outta here.
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