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(07-31-2012, 06:02 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-31-2012, 05:15 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]...persons who have had six or more partners on whom they've practiced unprotected oral sex are eight times more likely than those who have not had oral sex to develop the HPV-related mouth and throat cancers, reports CBS News.

Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

Is there a way for guys to perform "protected" oral sex on a woman??


A mouth rubber?

Swear there really is such a thing...called a dental dam ....we used to discuss them as preventive techniques in workshops ...no personal experience though thank heavens...
(07-31-2012, 05:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-31-2012, 05:15 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-31-2012, 04:52 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]Just in case any ladies are wondering, 'Why isn't my guy going down on me anymore?'

http://news.yahoo.com/research-reveals-o...00608.html

This is gut-wrenching news, as I'm a big proponent of box-munching. What to do?

Weird piece.

...persons who have had six or more partners on whom they've practiced unprotected oral sex are eight times more likely than those who have not had oral sex to develop the HPV-related mouth and throat cancers, reports CBS News.

What does eight times more likely equate to? And, what's the percentage of the adult population who have never had oral sex?

IDK, sounds scary, but some of the connecting dots are missing in this piece.

I wouldn't give up your passion quite yet, MS.

Thanks for the support, HotD!

We're there for you Midwest...45846688jerry
(07-31-2012, 06:21 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]I'm thinking adults who have never had oral sex (which is what the piece cited) are probably 8 times less likely to make a lot of lifestyle/personal choices that could present some risk (disease or otherwise) in trade-off for fun/pleasure as compared to those who have frequently eaten out.

Oops. Fixed.
pspence
Swear there really is such a thing...called a dental dam


yes. i said that. ^
(07-31-2012, 06:48 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]pspence
Swear there really is such a thing...called a dental dam


yes. i said that. ^

I noticed that. I need to read all the posts before I respond. Am working on that..
(07-31-2012, 08:57 PM)pspence Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-31-2012, 06:48 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]pspence
Swear there really is such a thing...called a dental dam


yes. i said that. ^

I noticed that. I need to read all the posts before I respond. Am working on that..


Working on what?
When I first come on mock and am reading the posts. I'll answer one and then go back and read the rest of the posts and see someone had already answered it...
I thought dental damns were for eating um ... less than upper shelf ... partners.
There is no Korean translation for Dental Damns.
Good to know if you're fixin to munch on a nasty Korean hooker.
(07-31-2012, 09:21 PM)pspence Wrote: [ -> ]When I first come on mock and am reading the posts.

There are about 5 zillion ways you could better phrase that. When I first start reading Mock, when I first start viewing a thread, while reading posts in a thread...

Anything would have better than when you first come on Mock.
^
Plus, in context, the word, "come" is mis-spelled.
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(CNN) -- Gore Vidal, the eclectic author who faithfully chronicled the major shifts and upheavals in the United States in books, essays and plays, has died. He was 86.

Vidal died at his Los Angeles home Tuesday evening of complications from pneumonia, his nephew Burr Steers said. The author had also been suffering from heart ailments.

Widely hailed as one of America's greatest man of letters, Vidal was a high-profile commentator on politics, including his bitter opposition to the war in Iraq.

Born into politics as the member of a rich and powerful family, he joined the Navy at 17 before shocking the world by writing one of the first novels to include an openly gay character: his 1948 work, "The City and the Pillar."

In all, he wrote some 25 novels, two successful Broadway plays, numerous screenplays, more than 200 essays and the memoir "Palimpsest." His collection of essays, "United States: Essays, 1952-1992" won the National Book Award in 1993.


http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/01/showbiz/go...?hpt=hp_c1


Aww hell, it says graphic in bigass letters. I'm afraid to look. hah
(08-01-2012, 08:36 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Aww hell, it says graphic in bigass letters. I'm afraid to look. hah

it's a video link, you don't have to click on it. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
One of my kids is into rock collecting and brought back some really nice ones from the creek last night. Unfortunately, he left them on the walk outside and when I went out to go to the market, I stepped on them and damn near broke my neck trying not to fall over. I think I broke one of my toes. Its all swollen.
Todays fun phone call:
john: I wont be in today yesterday I had to get 4 stiches when that piece of pipe fell on me.
Maggot: Well.....you know that frank and ray are on vaca today.....
john: my face hurts.
Maggot: well its killing me!.....Cmon half a day bitch!
john: alright I'm just being a whine ass.....
Maggot: see ya in a few.......


I have waited a while just to use that line......hah
hah

What do you do if you don't mind my asking?


"Real" men are few these days. Four stitches? Whatta kitty. 78
(08-03-2012, 08:01 AM)ESAD Wrote: [ -> ]hah

What do you do if you don't mind my asking?

Tinknocker.