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Game 4 update: Celtics 73, Heat 68 end third quarter

my house consists of 2 rabid Celtics, Pats, Bruins fans.

you should check out the 'Yay sports fans' thread Luci.

http://mockforums.net/thread-4196.html

Tie game, 89 all. Its terribly quiet, except for the one kid who keeps whispering "pleasegodpleasegodpleasegod".

I think, just to fuck with them since it went into OT, ill throw the breaker to the living room in the fuse box. Bwahhahahahah!!!!!!!

reason #732 that i don't miss florida.
the surprise in your jacuzzi.

(06-08-2012, 09:01 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]reason #732 that i don't miss florida.
the surprise in your jacuzzi.

Yep, when I'm there, that's exactly why I always take a hard look at the entire pool (down to the bottom, even in the 8 ft section) before going in.
SNAKES, (I HATE SNAKES) have also been found in the pools there.
I HATE SNAKES. I have found wild ducks in the pool (surprised the chlorine didn't keep them out) I was able to chase them out.
But I do HATE SNAKES, oh did I mention I HATE SNAKES?

So you like snakes then?

What about trouser snakes? Oh wait...

We went to Busch Gardens a couple of weeks ago and the alligators were so cute the way they all lined up in a row and waited patiently for the guy to feed them. Normally I wouldn't look at an alligator and think "ahhh, how adorable", but these ones were really well behaved.

I once babysat an alligator for a few weeks, it was about a foot long and made a clicking sound all night. I feed it frogs and salamanders and the occasional guppy fish. The cat hated the damn thing. It got easy to pick him up after a few days and I only got bit once.

Truth. I heard a story on the radio today about a psychic shop burning down. How does that happen? Not exactly great advertising for the business.

You'd think they'd have known in advance?

(06-09-2012, 06:19 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: [ -> ]You'd think they'd have known in advance?

Exactly.

I took my kids to see madagascar 3 on Friday. I was having a perfectly lovely time until some loud mouthed nigger with 7 kids came in 30 minutes into the movie and sat in the row in front of us. She sat right in front of me and her fucked up hair blocked the screen. Not that it mattered much, you couldnt hear anything, with her yelling at her kids to 'sit yo ass down 'fo I bust it! And shucho mouth! People be tryina watch dis show!' She was eventually asked to leave when her bay-bay wouldn't stop crying. I thought my kids were gonna jump her and her gang of chitlens.

Double posting? What the fuck?

(06-11-2012, 04:17 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: [ -> ]Double posting? What the fuck?

It's like using CAPS.

You're really trying to make a point.

Congrats!

n/m

I wonder who already saw what I posted (before I deleted it) and who right this minute is quoting it and it will get posted anyway. Wouldn't be the first time that happened.

(06-11-2012, 06:29 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]I wonder who already saw what I posted (before I deleted it) and who right this minute is quoting it and it will get posted anyway. Wouldn't be the first time that happened.

i did.

(06-11-2012, 06:30 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-11-2012, 06:29 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]I wonder who already saw what I posted (before I deleted it) and who right this minute is quoting it and it will get posted anyway. Wouldn't be the first time that happened.

i did.

I saw you posting around the other threads; I figured you had seen it.

I might repost it later. It's something I'm comfortable with but obviously I'm waffling over the putting it out there part.

I probably should have just left it up but I'll ponder it for awhile longer.

The bit where you're ...oh, you know?

I thought it was admirable...