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I have so much control over mine that Duchess thinks I am a woman.

(06-15-2012, 04:41 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]I have so much control over mine that Duchess thinks I am a woman.

I kinda do, too.

(06-15-2012, 07:33 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-15-2012, 04:41 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]I have so much control over mine that Duchess thinks I am a woman.

I kinda do, too.

Have control of your penis or think it's a she?

Both.

*Ahem*

It? Really?

(06-15-2012, 10:14 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]*Ahem*

It? Really?

The jury is still out. I think you're a guy but I wouldn't bet the farm on it now or anything.

(06-15-2012, 10:34 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-15-2012, 10:14 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]*Ahem*

It? Really?

The jury is still out. I think you're a guy but I wouldn't bet the farm on it now or anything.

I'm all man baby!



Then again, maybe I'm not?

I paid seventeen dollars for a six pack of paper towels yesterday. Have to have a certain kind...

But fuck, seventeen dollars? I'm going to start using copier paper to clean and soak up bacon grease.

I went to cleveland yesterday for the ball game and didn't get home til 1. At 9 AM my girlfriend called and dragged me out looking at bridal dresses. I yi yi, I am beat.

(06-16-2012, 12:04 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]I paid seventeen dollars for a six pack of paper towels yesterday. Have to have a certain kind...

But fuck, seventeen dollars? I'm going to start using copier paper to clean and soak up bacon grease.

I print out Ramsey's picture and use it for toilet paper.

(06-16-2012, 03:05 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-16-2012, 12:04 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]I paid seventeen dollars for a six pack of paper towels yesterday. Have to have a certain kind...

But fuck, seventeen dollars? I'm going to start using copier paper to clean and soak up bacon grease.

I print out Ramsey's picture and use it for toilet paper.

bucking for the asskissing award User? Pretty soon you head is going to be so far up Cracker's ass you will be speaking for her.

Is 2:30 too early for a Mudslide?

Oh c'mon!! It was funny, dammit!

(06-16-2012, 04:37 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]Is 2:30 too early for a Mudslide?

No. Sounds yummy.

DAMN!

That's when you need to pay for two seats (at least)!

That guy in the middle seat, he's got my luck with airplanes.

(06-17-2012, 01:05 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]DAMN!

WTF? Sure as hell that behemoth can't fit in the seatbelt as well! What a friggin safety issue, if the plane hit turbulence & lunged downward. He would become a human missle, crushing all in his path!!!

you could not pay me to get on this!! oh noooooooooooooo
i can barely drive across high suspension bridges!

The world's tallest roller coaster has been unveiled. The latest addition to Adventure Park in Glenwood Springs, Colorado is set on a base elevation of 7,000 feet, making it the highest roller coaster in the world. Named 'Cliffhanger', the ride is literally perched atop an Iron Mountain cliff, overlooking the city and offering glimpses of spectacular scenery.

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Oooh, that's a spectacular coaster; I really wanna ride it. One day...