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OMG! Neither do I! Oooo gah!

I just got excused for a 1.5 hour break from jury duty. Grrr!!

(08-13-2012, 12:00 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-12-2012, 06:39 PM)Riotgear Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-12-2012, 05:48 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Sally and I used to hang out on a forum where a few of the women were selling their soiled underwear for extra cash. Problem was they had to basically sex chat with the pervs to get their interest.

Yuk.

You know who wasn't in that forum? Gear.

Fucking ick.

Haha! They didn't sell them at the forum; they sold them on eBay or eslut or something.


Sitting in a jury duty room. I usually get out of it by just saying I'm a SAHM but this time the clerk told me I have to tell it to the judge.

I optimistically parked in 2 hour parking.

I get my papers in Oct. for jury duty (hoping I don't get picked) and I guess the case isn't until Nov.

(08-13-2012, 02:08 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I don't even wear panties most of the time, they're annoying. I could sell my husband's boxers though, that should make a pretty penny.

(08-13-2012, 02:17 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-13-2012, 02:08 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I don't even wear panties most of the time

Me either unless I'm wearing a dress or white jeans.

(08-13-2012, 02:20 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]OMG! Neither do I! Oooo gah!

TMI!

karma must have decided I was overdue for some TMI payback.

(08-13-2012, 12:00 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Sitting in a jury duty room. I usually get out of it by just saying I'm a SAHM but this time the clerk told me I have to tell it to the judge.

I optimistically parked in 2 hour parking.

CA requires you to show up and wait to see if they'll use you?

I thought Minny did that as well, until my wife was 'called up' last fall.

Here, you simply call the night before to see if they're going to use you. I love it when someone in charge actually comes up with a good idea.

(08-13-2012, 02:45 PM)JsMom Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-13-2012, 12:00 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-12-2012, 06:39 PM)Riotgear Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-12-2012, 05:48 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Sally and I used to hang out on a forum where a few of the women were selling their soiled underwear for extra cash. Problem was they had to basically sex chat with the pervs to get their interest.

Yuk.

You know who wasn't in that forum? Gear.

Fucking ick.

Haha! They didn't sell them at the forum; they sold them on eBay or eslut or something.


Sitting in a jury duty room. I usually get out of it by just saying I'm a SAHM but this time the clerk told me I have to tell it to the judge.

I optimistically parked in 2 hour parking.

I get my papers in Oct. for jury duty (hoping I don't get picked) and I guess the case isn't until Nov.

Trial continued; I'm free!!

I'd like to repeat the term "Crusty Thong".

That is all.

(08-13-2012, 04:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-13-2012, 02:20 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]OMG! Neither do I! Oooo gah!

TMI!

karma must have decided I was overdue for some TMI payback.

So I take it you don't want to play a game of Twister with Jimbone while he's freeballing in his baggies?

New York (CNN) -- Helen Gurley Brown, former editor in chief of Cosmopolitan magazine and the author of "Sex and the Single Girl," has died at age 90, the Hearst Corporation said Monday.

Gurley Brown died Monday morning at New York-Presbyterian Hospital/Columbia after a brief hospitalization, the publisher said.

"Helen was one of the world's most recognized magazine editors and book authors, and a true pioneer for women in journalism -- and beyond," Hearst Chief Executive Frank Bennack said.

Gurley Brown was editor in chief of Cosmopolitan for more than three decades. She started in 1965 and was "tireless" in the job, growing the magazine in the 1980s to 300 pages -- one-third of which were lucrative advertisements, Hearst said.

Sales and advertising have since risen, making the magazine one of the top-selling women's magazines in the world, Hearst said.

Gurley Brown left the magazine in 1997 to become editor in chief of Cosmopolitan's 64 international editions. The magazine is published in 35 languages and in more than 100 countries, the corporation said.

Shit!!! Son at skatepark injury call!!

(08-13-2012, 04:46 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-13-2012, 04:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-13-2012, 02:20 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]OMG! Neither do I! Oooo gah!

TMI!

karma must have decided I was overdue for some TMI payback.

So I take it you don't want to play a game of Twister with Jimbone while he's freeballing in his baggies?

I just threw up in my mouth...alot.

(08-13-2012, 04:46 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]So I take it you don't want to play a game of Twister with Jimbone while he's freeballing in his baggies?

Twister while free-balling would allow for many opportunities to teabag your opponent (or teammate, depends on how they'd feel about it).

Clang, for all of his oddities, doesn't strike me as someone who'd like a strange set of nuts resting on his chin.

I HAVE been wrong before, tho.

I'm not so sure you can teabag an opponant. Maybe not even a teammate. Now a friend on the other hand...why that's an entirely different animal all together. If I was to venture a guess I'd say it's likely proper to ask first.

At the ER.

What's the damage?

(08-13-2012, 02:08 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I don't even wear panties most of the time, they're annoying. I could sell my husband's boxers though, that should make a pretty penny.

now all of the men are drooling...and probably a few women too...sally, you rascal.

User, tell us how your son is...

(08-13-2012, 06:19 PM)Riotgear Wrote: [ -> ]What's the damage?

Dunno. Waiting for him to be seen. Worried about a broken bone in his foot. He can't curl his toes.

Hopefully not.

Fuck. They're saying it might be another hour or two before a doctor sees him.

Damn Obamacare!!

(08-13-2012, 07:27 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Fuck. They're saying it might be another hour or two before a doctor sees him.

Damn Obamacare!!

And she inches a bit towards voting Romney/Ryan.

(08-13-2012, 05:55 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]Clang, for all of his oddities, doesn't strike me as someone who'd like a strange set of nuts resting on his chin.

I HAVE been wrong before, tho.

He would if they were free government entitlement nuts.