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(11-29-2012, 02:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]I am going to a going away party tomorrow. I hope I can stay out of Mock after I have consumed a few beverages. I don't want to give that F2 any ammo.

No!! Come to Mock after the party. You were pretty funny the last time you tied one on.
Best martial arts I ever did were Brazilian JuiJitsu and muay Thai kick boxing I used to compete in jui jitsu won a few trophies.
I read Steve-o from Jackass has passed. I will look up the article when I get my computer up and running. RIP

I cannot find the article to confirm.
(11-29-2012, 09:51 AM)JsMom Wrote: [ -> ]I read Steve-o from Jackass has passed. I will look up the article when I get my computer up and running. RIP

I cannot find the article to confirm.

I can't find anything either. His website is blocked here.
(11-29-2012, 02:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]I am going to a going away party tomorrow. I hope I can stay out of Mock after I have consumed a few beverages. I don't want to give that F2 any ammo.




You give me ammo every time you're here...sober or drunk.
(11-29-2012, 10:08 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-29-2012, 09:51 AM)JsMom Wrote: [ -> ]I read Steve-o from Jackass has passed. I will look up the article when I get my computer up and running. RIP

I cannot find the article to confirm.

I can't find anything either. His website is blocked here.

Could of been a rumor.
Ryan Dunn died lat year now SteveO fucking idiots.
Been juggling staff assignments all night and this morning; everybody's calling in sick.

So shorthanded. I will personally be changing adult diapers, cleaning dentures, and preparing meals for four hours this afternoon. Sounds bad, but I'll get to hear some funny old stories in the process, so it's actually kinda nice. On with the gloves...
(11-29-2012, 10:53 AM)ESAD Wrote: [ -> ]Ryan Dunn died lat year now SteveO fucking idiots.

I don't think Steve O died. I haven't found anything that states that. His last post on Twitter was on Tuesday in NYC. Nothing in the news. I recall when Ryan Dunn died it was everywhere, News, Twitter, etc. I see nothing anywhere.

JSMom, where did you hear this?

I honestly have no idea why I care so much, they really are idiots!
Did anyone see Steve O when he was on Dancing with the Stars? It was so obvious the snooty judges did not like him. He didn't last long.
(11-29-2012, 10:12 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-29-2012, 02:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]I am going to a going away party tomorrow. I hope I can stay out of Mock after I have consumed a few beverages. I don't want to give that F2 any ammo.
You give me ammo every time you're here...sober or drunk.

You call your crusty old dildo ammo. Puleeze.
(11-29-2012, 04:51 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-29-2012, 10:12 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-29-2012, 02:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]I am going to a going away party tomorrow. I hope I can stay out of Mock after I have consumed a few beverages. I don't want to give that F2 any ammo.
You give me ammo every time you're here...sober or drunk.

You call your crusty old dildo ammo. Puleeze.

I have to admit, I've heard (from my wife and some of her friends) that there are women who'll leave their dildos crusty and unclean.

Holy shit.

I thought only Tommy Lee and Nikki Six left their poles unwashed.
(11-29-2012, 05:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-29-2012, 04:51 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-29-2012, 10:12 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-29-2012, 02:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]I am going to a going away party tomorrow. I hope I can stay out of Mock after I have consumed a few beverages. I don't want to give that F2 any ammo.
You give me ammo every time you're here...sober or drunk.

You call your crusty old dildo ammo. Puleeze.

I have to admit, I've heard (from my wife and some of her friends) that there are women who'll leave their dildos crusty and unclean.

Holy shit.

I thought only Tommy Lee and Nikki Six left their poles unwashed.


Yes, because women always set around and discuss if they wash their dildos or not.

MSs wife: psst...so and so told me the other day that she used her dildo.

MSs wifes friend: Did you ask her if she washed it when she was done?

MSs wife: Well of course I did. Doesn't everyone ask that question when they're talking about their dildo use? She said NO!! she didn't wash it when she was done. I immediately hung up with her, and had to call you and tell you that she doesn't wash her dildo when she's done.

MSs Wifes friend: I'm gonna have to call you back. I have to call so and so and tell her so and so didn't wash her dildo when she was done using it.

MSs wife: Call me right back and tell me what so and so said.....

Jesus Christ!!!
MWS have you been raiding Dana's supply? You are very loose today. If she finds out you have been into her stash she is going to be pissed.
Oddly enough I just came in to post about vibrators!

I think I need a strap on vibrator if they make such a thing (HotD--take note for the Christmas thread). When I start bucking around like an epileptic on crack, it's hard to keep a regular one in place for maximum O.

Must work on this...
(11-29-2012, 05:30 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Oddly enough I just came in to post about vibrators!

I think I need a strap on vibrator if they make such a thing (HotD--take note for the Christmas thread). When I start bucking around like an epileptic on crack, it's hard to keep a regular one in place for maximum O.

Must work on this...



Please wash it when you're done. MSs wife will tell her friends if you don't.
(11-29-2012, 05:30 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Oddly enough I just came in to post about vibrators!

I think I need a strap on vibrator if they make such a thing (HotD--take note for the Christmas thread). When I start bucking around like an epileptic on crack, it's hard to keep a regular one in place for maximum O.

Must work on this...

Okay, I owe you a stocking stuffer. I do have a confession though, I'm not a vibrator user. I have a standing date every two weeks with the real thing and just use my hand in the interim. Plenty of skilled sales people here in the shops I imagine; I'll consult an expert.

Another confession (totally unrelated, I swear): I'm starting to really miss Mr. Bone. Wonder if I scared him off by turning the tables on his crush? Men are so damn fickle. J/k, he'll get a whiff of this vibrator talk and be back to give us a hard time - he can't resist us.

FAHQTOO: You're being too tough on the Spy. Of course he knows women don't set around discussing dildo hygiene - that's what Facebook is for - pics and all, I bet!
I only have one and it's waterproof. So shampoo, condition, vibrate, rinse. Not only is it clean, I have very soft hair.
(11-29-2012, 05:27 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-29-2012, 05:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-29-2012, 04:51 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-29-2012, 10:12 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-29-2012, 02:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]I am going to a going away party tomorrow. I hope I can stay out of Mock after I have consumed a few beverages. I don't want to give that F2 any ammo.
You give me ammo every time you're here...sober or drunk.

You call your crusty old dildo ammo. Puleeze.

I have to admit, I've heard (from my wife and some of her friends) that there are women who'll leave their dildos crusty and unclean.

Holy shit.

I thought only Tommy Lee and Nikki Six left their poles unwashed.


Yes, because women always set around and discuss if they wash their dildos or not.

MSs wife: psst...so and so told me the other day that she used her dildo.

MSs wifes friend: Did you ask her if she washed it when she was done?

MSs wife: Well of course I did. Doesn't everyone ask that question when they're talking about their dildo use? She said NO!! she didn't wash it when she was done. I immediately hung up with her, and had to call you and tell you that she doesn't wash her dildo when she's done.

MSs Wifes friend: I'm gonna have to call you back. I have to call so and so and tell her so and so didn't wash her dildo when she was done using it.

MSs wife: Call me right back and tell me what so and so said.....

Jesus Christ!!!

It was more like wife's sister had a roommate (someone I know), who left her unwashed dildo in an area where all who lived there saw it.

Too bad it wasn't as juicy as the way you described, would definitely have made a better story.

BTW, you never took a ride on that Tommy Lee/Nikki Sixx train did you?
(11-29-2012, 05:27 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]MWS have you been raiding Dana's supply? You are very loose today. If she finds out you have been into her stash she is going to be pissed.

I feel a little light-headed.