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WTF!!! A couple weeks back I called by trash hauler and said I needed a new bin, as the wheel on the one I had was falling off. I asked could they either come out and fix it, or give me a new bin. So, Monday, got home from work and there is a replacement bin. Old one still there, though. Anyway, my husband opened up the new bin and out poured this stench that was like something had died in there. Hell..I can live with the bin not being brand new..but couldn't they at least clean out the old ones before sending them out to another customer???
(03-14-2012, 10:24 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]
(03-13-2012, 03:53 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]BITCH!!!

52 I'm probably overreacting and I don't care. Hrumph.

Actually, I do think you're overreacting.

If the Team Mom e-mailed you only (and not the rest of the mom's) with her request that she handle those quesions, then, yes, you're overreacting.

Whatever. She's obviously someone who takes her position very seriously and loves a power trip.

BTW, what a great Mommy Board this is!

I'd tell you to go fuck yourself but if you could do that we'd probably never see you again.










Go fuck yourself!!
hey Maggoty baby, how is cleanup coming along? i know it's been hell. did the insurance co. show up?

when this misery is over, everything will be like new, that's the only comfort i can offer besides a hug and a cold beer. Blowing-kisses
(03-14-2012, 12:49 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]
(03-14-2012, 10:24 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]
(03-13-2012, 03:53 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]BITCH!!!

52 I'm probably overreacting and I don't care. Hrumph.

Actually, I do think you're overreacting.

BTW, what a great Mommy Board this is!

I'd tell you to go fuck yourself but if you could do that we'd probably never see you again.










Go fuck yourself!!

Funny shit, User!

hah


I have to be out on 95 today, I'm a friggin' tard magnet out there. Ugh.
Dear Salamanders Everywhere,

Please stop hiding under my garbage cans. You're making a simple job a 10 minute ordeal while I wrestle with the cans in an effort not to squish your cute, slimey little heads.

Sincerely,

User
(03-13-2012, 03:53 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]BITCH!!!

A parent sent out the following email to all the softball parents:

Is there going to be a game today? If they do not play when do they make up the game? We are new to this so I am not sure how it works.

I replied (to her only with a cc to the team manager) with the rain hotline number and mentioned that make-up games are typically scheduled later in the season.

I got this back:

Thank you for responding to ____'s question. As team manager and team mom I would prefer to handle these types of questions.

52 I'm probably overreacting and I don't care. Hrumph.

You are not overreacting at all. The team mom acts all self important. She is probably a SAHM and being team mom gives her some sort of "position" of authority in her mind. I would have responded back to her with an eye roll smiley.
(03-14-2012, 01:31 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]hey Maggoty baby, how is cleanup coming along? i know it's been hell. did the insurance co. show up?

when this misery is over, everything will be like new, that's the only comfort i can offer besides a hug and a cold beer. Blowing-kisses

Hey back off my man! Actually, I don't mind you flirting with him a little. No one else though! hah

So how did things go Maggot?
i never flirt with Maggotyboob, that would be like flirting with my brother. hah
Maggottyboob!! hah
(03-15-2012, 02:32 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]I don't mind you flirting with him a little. No one else though!


You should never, ever let me know anything like that...

...Ima be all over him like white on rice now.

...or like a fat kid on a cheeseburger. Ha! I read someone say that, Sally I think, it made me laugh.


Somebody better be careful in case Maggot steals their IP and finds out their personal information that they would NEVER give to strangers (or married men) on the Internet...
(03-14-2012, 01:31 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]hey Maggoty baby, how is cleanup coming along? i know it's been hell. did the insurance co. show up?

when this misery is over, everything will be like new, that's the only comfort i can offer besides a hug and a cold beer. Blowing-kisses

I am living in an airplane hanger with all the planes running. 20 fans and heaters and dehumidifiers going like crazy........2 more days then tearing out asbestos laden old lino. I'm going batty I tell ya, no escape. The kids are at the in-laws house this weekend. I hope this is all done in 2 weeks!!! The story is longer than I feel like typing lotsa stuff clogging the gears of progress. Thanks for asking. Blowing-kisses
Look at it as the opportunity to remodel. Smiley_emoticons_smile


Ooohhhhh new flooring. Can the Professor have any fun shopping for that? It might bring her a little joy in the midst of this.
(03-15-2012, 07:34 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]Look at it as the opportunity to remodel. Smiley_emoticons_smile

That was a fucking stupid thing to say.

It's a forced situation dummy.

They have to return it to the same condition as before. That includes new cabinets, new floor, new countertop I have to pay for a new sink and the plumber. everything else is paid. The bottom cabinets were ruined so they have to take the top ones out so they match. The floor is water soaked no saving that.
what an ordeal. good the kids can be at grandparent's.
Well at least you got most of it covered, Mags...you can drop all the 'At least' cliches you like, but the shitty feeling and the inconvenience will only go away with time.
(03-15-2012, 07:41 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]They have to return it to the same condition as before. That includes new cabinets, new floor, new countertop I have to pay for a new sink and the plumber. everything else is paid. The bottom cabinets were ruined so they have to take the top ones out so they match. The floor is water soaked no saving that.

That would bring me out of any funk this crap had put me in. Hellloooo Lowes. Smiley_emoticons_hurra3

I can smell the new just thinking about it.