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(11-12-2012, 04:54 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Did you catch the very backhanded compliment in there?

Oh, is that what that was?

(06-15-2012, 05:26 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-14-2012, 04:59 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]Our cocks really would lead our lives if we let them.

You're doing that thing where you're speaking for all people again, this time men. All men do not let their cocks lead their life. All men do not have a mental battle over whether or not they are going to pick up a stranger & fuck her. All men do not need a pat on their back when they decline a piece of ass. All men are not as desperate as you are.

Here's a memorable exchange from earlier this year.

The General made me go find it.

(11-12-2012, 06:06 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I stand by my statement. I'm not one of those women who think all men are dawgs who will mount any female with her ass in the air. I think more men refrain from doing that than those that do.

I don't know if more refrain than not, but absolutely agree that not all men are dogs.

I have 3 very close male friends who I am not involved with in any romantic/intimate capacity. I know for a fact that they are not dogs. They have no reason to hide anything from me; I know their worst shit and don't care. Have been out in the wee hours many a time with them. They probably have more opportunities to mount indiscriminantly than most, but don't (not to say they don't mount relative strangers sometimes, but not indiscriminantly and not when in a relationship).

The ones that are dogs (cheating mounters) are the ones that end up with a lot of drama and losses on their hands unless they are master jugglers and very smart. They expend more effort hiding their indiscretions than enjoying them, just from what I've seen. I know (and love) a couple of dogs too. One of them lost a really really good thing early this year because his smart brain got taken over by something else; the level of regret is overbearing and it's really sad to see for those of us who love him. Can't get it back...

Make up your collective minds ladies... are we pigs, or dogs?

(11-12-2012, 10:39 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]Make up your collective minds ladies... are we pigs, or dogs?

Yes. Don't care.

I'm busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

(11-12-2012, 10:51 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Yes. Don't care.

English pig dogs then.

Ya' know how you get to know the sounds of your own house? Well, I'm working in the garage (I doez it! I cutz the metal with the saw!) when I hear someone walking around upstairs. I haven't been up there since I got home an hour or so ago but nobody is supposed to be here. Probably nothing but this is where I go get a butcher knife to investigate.

*cue creepy music*

I hope it's just a kid skipping school!!

(11-13-2012, 04:24 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Ya' know how you get to know the sounds of your own house? Well, I'm working in the garage (I doez it! I cutz the metal with the saw!) when I hear someone walking around upstairs. I haven't been up there since I got home an hour or so ago but nobody is supposed to be here. Probably nothing but this is where I go get a butcher knife to investigate.

*cue creepy music*

Well???? Who was it? Did they take you hostage??

Nevermind

(11-13-2012, 04:28 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-13-2012, 04:24 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Ya' know how you get to know the sounds of your own house? Well, I'm working in the garage (I doez it! I cutz the metal with the saw!) when I hear someone walking around upstairs. I haven't been up there since I got home an hour or so ago but nobody is supposed to be here. Probably nothing but this is where I go get a butcher knife to investigate.

*cue creepy music*

Well???? Who was it? Did they take you hostage??

Clear!! Ghosts. I'm still going to lock the bathroom door when I shower though.

Awesome! Ghosts can be fun!

Um User, locking the door isn't going to keep a ghost out of the bathroom.

(11-13-2012, 04:55 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Um User, locking the door isn't going to keep a ghost out of the bathroom.

It's one of those days.

Fuck. It. All.

fuck I know how them days feel

(11-14-2012, 01:05 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]It's one of those days.

Fuck. It. All.

Sounds like the first line in a Tampax commercial.

Hope it got better?