Mock

ramsey looks like an alcoholic, even from far away. sally and F2 look young. I think you potheads might be right.

I can't miss work calls; recently found this website that calls your cell phone when you can't find it, for free.


Sharing; tis all...

(05-22-2012, 09:58 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]I can't miss work calls; recently found this website that calls your cell phone when you can't find it, for free.


Sharing; tis all...

The problem was, I had my cell phone on silent when I misplaced it.


I couldn't find my phone the other day and I used a findmyiphone app. It showed that the phone was in my house which was a relief but I still had to find it.

It was in my bed. I was probably visiting Mock and reading some of Ramsey's posts and fell asleep.

Or maybe I was jacking off...hmmmmm...

(05-22-2012, 10:42 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-22-2012, 09:58 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]I can't miss work calls; recently found this website that calls your cell phone when you can't find it, for free.


Sharing; tis all...

The problem was, I had my cell phone on silent when I misplaced it.


I couldn't find my phone the other day and I used a findmyiphone app. It showed that the phone was in my house which was a relief but I still had to find it.

It was in my bed. I was probably visiting Mock and reading some of Ramsey's posts and fell asleep.

Or maybe I was jacking off...hmmmmm...

Its not allergies. I'm fucking sick. That pisses me off.

(05-22-2012, 09:12 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]ramsey looks like an alcoholic, even from far away. sally and F2 look young. I think you potheads might be right.

Another post about me...but Crackass has me on ignore.

BTW, Sally IS young and F2 is just up your ass so you should be nice to hag. Although, I do think she is much much cuter than Crackass. If F2 wasn't such a bitch, I would tell her so.

(05-18-2012, 12:24 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Thanks CN! My daughter insists that she's going to dress me for it. She says we have to dress like hippies so she's looking at feather earrings and headbands.

pix of u as a hippie or it never happened.

Sitting under a hairdryer with the tin foils on my head.

Hmmm, might need to take a pic.

No guarantees I'll actually post it.

(05-25-2012, 02:57 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Sitting under a hairdryer with the tin foils on my head.

Hmmm, might need to take a pic.

No guarantees I'll actually post it.

I hope they have a mirror or a window for you to snap a picture in you sad pathetic thing.

(05-25-2012, 02:57 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Sitting under a hairdryer with the tin foils on my head.

Hmmm, might need to take a pic.

No guarantees I'll actually post it.

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(05-25-2012, 02:57 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Sitting under a hairdryer with the tin foils on my head.

Hmmm, might need to take a pic.

No guarantees I'll actually post it.

Guaranteed i wouldn't post it

(05-25-2012, 03:30 PM)ESAD Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-25-2012, 02:57 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Sitting under a hairdryer with the tin foils on my head.

Hmmm, might need to take a pic.

No guarantees I'll actually post it.

Guaranteed i wouldn't post it

The lady next to me must have thought WTF are you taking pictures for? I looked at them and immediately decided to abandon the mission. Uh-uh, no way.

(05-25-2012, 03:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-25-2012, 02:57 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Sitting under a hairdryer with the tin foils on my head.

Hmmm, might need to take a pic.

No guarantees I'll actually post it.

I hope they have a mirror or a window for you to snap a picture in you sad pathetic thing.

Has anyone ever told you you're a humorless, old fuck?

(05-25-2012, 04:01 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-25-2012, 03:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-25-2012, 02:57 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Sitting under a hairdryer with the tin foils on my head.

Hmmm, might need to take a pic.

No guarantees I'll actually post it.

I hope they have a mirror or a window for you to snap a picture in you sad pathetic thing.

Has anyone ever told you you're a humorless, old fuck?

I'm sure his wife tells him that everyday.

(05-25-2012, 04:05 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]I'm sure his wife tells him that everyday.

True. Probably the only time the poor thing gets a good laugh is when he comes at her with his lil' smokie.

I think it's a trip that some of the posters here are elderly ladies that know how to use the computer.

You go, girls. I get a kick out of you.

(05-25-2012, 08:52 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]I think it's a trip that some of the posters here are elderly ladies that know how to use the computer.

You go, girls. I get a kick out of you.

Older than dirt being one? I think she's awesome.

I was outside cleaning the car and the little girl across the street yelled over to the girl a few houses down to come over and play. The little girl says my dad won't let me because I have lice and the other one says tell you're dad it's ok because I don't even care if I get lice. That cracked me up, but at least I know to stay away from the little bastards now.

How is everybody? Anyone else partying tonight? I'm drunk as hell. Hello ello ello...Yes I'm a happy drunk.

Let's see you front up here tomorrow bigshot! ha.