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(07-14-2012, 10:12 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

See! See what I mean. gawd almighty.

Chunky women always think it's going to hide their fat ass, it doesn't, they just look like a retarded fat ass wearing it.

I don't think these two were looking to hide anything. I could be wrong.

I didn't think it was possible for me to look at relatively healthy, exposed breasts and not be a little turned on.

Huh. Learn something new every day.

(07-14-2012, 09:34 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-14-2012, 06:24 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

If you're a grown woman who wears oversized t-shirts (ick) with cartoon characters on it, I want to slap you silly.

slap-em...........

Papa is just so proud, he can't hide it!

(07-14-2012, 10:20 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-14-2012, 10:14 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ] I don't think these two were looking to hide anything. I could be wrong.

I was only speaking to the issue I have with having to see slob women wearing too big t-shirts. I don't know why that is bugging me today, it's not like I have to be around anyone like that. It just irks me & I'm irked that sometimes my standards are too high regarding people I don't even know or care about. It's ridiculous.

I hear ya.

The two women in the photo that Maggot posted may well have been trying to distract from their fat sloppy asses. Probably worked. But, I hope it doesn't become a trend.

P.s. I you hadn't scared MS away, bet he'd weigh in with an opposing opinion. Haha.

Gotta say this though: Mom is pretty perky and firm for an older broad. If I was her I'd probably show them puppies off too.

(edit)Just thought of this: If they're in sunny New Orleans exposing the least tanned parts of themselves, what happens if they get a mickey mouse shaped titty sunburn? THAT would be hilarious. Hope they used spf 45.

I love to wear a big t-shirt around the house when I am chilling. But I wouldn't wear one out in public.

I have to go to a 50^th birthday party for a friend this evening. She really wants me and our other friend Pam to meet her boyfriend. DW (party girl) is a great person with a heart of gold. However, she is like a 15 year old girl with her first boyfriend and it gets annoying. She even called into work last week because they had an argument and she was upset all night and crying. You don't call in to work when you have a fight with your boyfriend unless you are in high school.

Anyway, I am looking forward to meeting the BF. He does sound like a nice man and DW does deserve to be with a nice man. I know I will have fun when I get there it's just the act of getting there! I must be getting old because I am perfectly happy to spend a boring Sat night with my kids.

Sometime it's faster to pull the leg of your shorts up, reach up the leg of your boxers, pull your cock out and piss instead of unzipping and trying to get your dick out that weird crosshatch cock hole.

(07-14-2012, 02:04 PM)Riotgear Wrote: [ -> ]Sometime it's faster to pull the leg of your shorts up, reach up the leg of your boxers, pull your cock out and piss instead of unzipping and trying to get your dick out that weird crosshatch cock hole.

Amen to that.

Speaking of grandma's...

(07-14-2012, 02:04 PM)Riotgear Wrote: [ -> ]Sometime it's faster to pull the leg of your shorts up, reach up the leg of your boxers, pull your cock out and piss instead of unzipping and trying to get your dick out that weird crosshatch cock hole.

You mean some people actually use that little slot?

I just been trolled!

I don't know why, but I find this hilarious.

After scrubbing 2 toilets, 2 showers and sweeping floors, I took a break to play on-line quick Scrabble. Players are random. So, I'm up first. I do my word, and then my opponent starts trying to make words without touching any of my letters; clear on the other side of the board. I'm thinking, "wtf?, meh, maybe a foreign novice". Whatever.

At the last second before the 2 minute timer expires, he (male avatar) spells the word "in", using a blank for the "i" on a triple letter square, for a total of "1 point". Okay.

On we go. I spell "taxi" and he's up again. He tries to put "women" after taxi. The board rejects it, over and over and over again. For 2 minutes, he keeps putting "women" after "taxi". Now, I'm laughing and his time expires. So, I'm up and I spell "unedited", using all my letters on a triple word score and getting 50 bonus points. The scores like 80 to 1. I jump over to Mock knowing this guy will take 2 minutes to do nothing.

I jump back to the game after 90 seconds, and he's trying to make the word "menunedited". I'm feeling sorry for the foreign speaker, til I look over to the right where there's a chat box that I've never used. The guy, in perfect English, has called me a "cunt", told me that I'm a cheater and that "unedited" isn't a real word. He's also posted that he's "met plenty of cunting taxiwomen" so the board must be rigged.

I'm laughing and just keep playing. A few turns later, he posts that I'm the first advanced player that didn't cut the game off after a few turns and he thinks that I'm "a cool enough cunt to drive a taxi in NYC and that's his unedited opinion". Also informs me that he'll be looking to play me again under one of his other "player names", then he cuts out.

Trolled at the Pogo Scrabble board. What's this world coming to?!

P.s. if you don't think this long story is funny as hell, try scrubbing toilets and grout with Clorox Bleach for an hour and read it again.

Sunday funny

I think it's cool how some folks get to have a great life and then live to be a ripe old age before they die. Is that Rita Hayworth or Bette Davis sitting next to her?

RIP and God Bless her.

(07-15-2012, 05:28 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: [ -> ]I think it's cool how some folks get to have a great life and then live to be a ripe old age before they die. Is that Rita Hayworth or Bette Davis sitting next to her?

RIP and God Bless her.

Celeste Holm, center, appears in 1950's "All About Eve" with Garry Merrill, from left, Bette Davis, and Hugh Marlow
Here is photo caption:

It was Bette Davis that was before she hit menopause and went batshit insane.

I really do feel that I shouldn't have to speak or listen to anyone who doesn't pay taxes. Retired (people who actually earned it by working, not leeching for 65 fucking years) people are exempt. Not sure about housewives, but I don't think they make the cut.

If you don't pay or get back more than you pay in, don't talk to me.